Author's Note
I feel oddly proud writing this
................................... Crystal Breeze DO NOT READ THIS PLS!!!!!!
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I perfuurrrrrrrr u listen to this thx
''Stay calm, I'm calm, I'm very calm, OH I can't do this!.'' Mythica panicked. It was a very particular morning in PonyVille the secretive librarian paced back and forth within her room walls, she'd been waiting all night to see what the future holds for her niece Midnight and her friends right now she was going to go outside to retrieve something, now she was not very good in crowds her dark grey fur tall legs and bright red mane was a sore thumb among the bright colorful ponies. ''You got this, every ponies not going stare like last time ah I'm lying to myself.'' The library was connected to her emotions so when she got out her room the books scattered back into place. The annual leaving made it hard to know her secret library was safely hidden in the alleyways of PonyVille. Taking her black and purple hood and a saddlebag praying she can make it through the day without causing attention to herself.
Out sprung the sun capturing heat in her hood, PonyVilles busy streets she'd totally forgot it was Hearts and Hooves Day, every pony walked in pairs, including the non-ponies, every part of town was shaped into a heart this was a bad idea dressing up in black. ''Hearts and Hooves Day,'' she said. Anxiety began to rise. ''No matter, no ponies noticing me anyway.''
Oh, there was some pony watching her and it wasn't a pony at all. Sitting on a rooftop of some ponies house a familiar light brown tabby cat swung a bag of bits around his finger. Pinkie Pie invited him a party at Sugar Cube Corner as a newcomer in this town, watching the ponies trot in pairs was this PonyVile or love capital of the world?
''Any pony need help,'' he asked the couples ignored his offer. ''Never mind.'' Pinkies party didn't start until tomorrow, he had all day and night to find something valuable to bring back home. Sitting up he spotted something unfamiliar.
''And what do we have here.'' trotting round the love-struck couples Capper focused on the mare moving very fast within the crowd. ''Some ponies in a hurry. Perfect timing well time to do my thing before I pay a little visit with Rarity.'' jumping off the rooftop he slithered around the crowd following the mare in black.
''Excuse me, mam, you need some help?'' Capper asked. The mare took a quick turn to the right at a little coffee stand beginning to order from the pony at the counter ignoring him completely.
''Mam excuse me.''
''Excuse me, I'm trying to drink my coffee, who in Equestria are you?'' the mare lifted her hood a, dark grey coat with a bright rosy red mane, brown eyes with glasses Capper took a step back. ''This mare is single.''
''Mam you can call me Capper.'' he said the lovely mare scoffed drinking her coffee. ''Did she really just ignore me.''
''I uh didn't mean to interrupt you, so what's a beautiful unicorn like yourself not holding hooves on this day.'' he said leaning against the buildings side. The mare said nothing.''Oh, I see, you're the quiet type okay.'' he said, the mare put down her empty cup staring at Capper like he said something wrong.
''I don't do Hearts and Hooves day.'' She grumbled walking away back into the crowd. ''Come on, can any pony move faster.'' Myhtica groaned. She ignored the little stalker following oddly behind her every turn or corner she went behind he was right behind her even jumping over the cluttered buildings and houses built so close together. ''Stop following me please.'' she said irritated Capper scooted further behind the grey mare like he was some sort of pet waslking on all fours purring his way closer nuzzling the side of her leg as any normal cat would do when approaching a stranger.
''I'm walking in the same direction you are going in miss.''
''Then walk the other way,'' she said. Capper raised his paws.
''Do you see any other direction I could go in.'' he said the mare forgot she was in the town market the bookstore she was hoping to walk into was now a block away more annoyed that she had gone in circles.
''Mam I'm only trying to figure why your so upset, its Hearts and Hooves Day you should be out with some pony you care about.''
''The only pony I care about is me, myself and I.'' Capper shuffled his way next the grey unicorn seeing a saddle bag attached to her.
''That's a nice saddlebag you got there, going somewhere important.''
''Where I'm going is none of your business.''
''It is my business if I want to help you,'' Capper said slipping a paw under her black hood in the saddlebag he picked a small rectangular shape. In his paws was an Id card. ''Ah you're a librarian, Mrs. Myhtica aye, you got one of those books where the pages come to life,'' he said in a erupted stop Myhtica turned to him snatching her Id card out his paws.
''Matter of fact I do. You really what to see the back of mother gooses ass!'' she argued bitterly trotting off.
''No mam. At least I hope not.'' Capper said. Jumping over a wagon he walked backward in the mares path. ''What happened to that pretty unicorn in the photo?''
''She grew up, and never trusted any pony again,'' she said with a smug look pushing him aside. ''Not you or any other creature in this town is gonna interupt me by trying to woo me with your stupid flirting.'' Capper stood in stupidity no pony ever rejected his request for help she should have wanted his help the very instant he approached her.
''I see, your upset, alright, I'll leave you alone,'' he said lying, taking the shiny book from her saddlebag the book had no pacific picture or title, only a bright gold cover that would be a real hit back home if he stole it.
''Mr. Capper please give me back my book.'' the mare stood in front of him tapping a hoof on the ground.
''Pretty book miss Myhtica, I could sell this for uh ten million bits off of this.'' Capper spoke this was the moment where the pony is supposed to comply for him to give them back their stuff, Mythica reached her hoof out snagging him violently by the ear, now he met the young unicorn face to face her horned glowed a timid red.
''Listen you repulsive, ignorant kitty!'' she said. Capper hissed in disgust. ''I pulled cats tails harder then what I'm about to do to yours, now please give me back my things or else.''
''Hey my mamma is the only cat who calls me kitty,'' he said taking Mythicas hoof off to rub his ear. ''One tail attached to me, honey.''
''Okay, you want to help me fine.''She said putting her book away. ''Enough with the sweet talk please.'' The brown mare adjusted her the glasses perched on her face releasing the black hood the brightness of her red mane was a colored gem among crystals only this gem didn't seem happy to be here. She sighed walking through the humongous crowd of love-struck ponies scoffing at everything that had to do with holding hooves, sharing food, or making hearts. ''She really hates this holiday.'' he thought. He got this feeling something wasn't right, there had the be some reason she was upset. Maybe if i take a look under her hood i can find whats wrong he thought said himself. Slipping behind her line if site he gently lifted the hood over his head careful not to spoke and be kicked in the face. A warm scent drifted through his nose
so intensively that he held in a slight sneeze. Myhticas body came to stop he looked down at his paws they were on some sort of carpet it came to him that they were inside since the immense sounds of ponies walking had stopped.
''Are you done looking at my stuff.'' Capper shot his head up. Mythica brought him into a small area, no pony was here butt he librarian and her loved one talking at the front desk. In front of them was a table and long book cases holding old books.
''My help is needed in a bookstore. Your joking right.''
''You can help me by sitting there and being quiet till seven'' she chuckled. ''Clever mare, bringing me to a bookstore, to stop me from doing what I'm not be doing in a place of quiet. '' he thought mischievously getting back under the black hood his nose was met with the heavenly scented aroma again. Judging by this smell he could tell she hadn't been laid in years to even he would feel very annoyed to talk with any pony. ''Time to make some noise.'' Mythica gave a tiny squeak throwing her entire hood off her. The Siamese cat was grinning up at her with his own intentions to continue.
''What are you doing?'' she demanded. Throwing the black hood over him.
''Doing my job. Helping you,'' he said raising an eyebrow. ''You'll thank me later for it.''
''Not in here,'' she said. Looking up she smiled at the owner of the store pretending to keep reading. Capper continued roughly licking the inner walls of this unsuspecting mare moving Mythicas hoof out the way each time she tried to push him off. It took three tries before Myhtica gave in to the irresistible sensations she was receiving closing her eyes placing a hoof on his head not to tell him to stop but to keep going.
''You haven't slept with any pony in years have you?'' Capper said.
''Not in twenty-six years......since my x left me,'' she said. ''Now for the finishing touch.'' he got back up standing on two paws, not at all embarrassed by his member sticking itself out half way.
''Is that the reason you don't like Hearts and Hooves Day.''
''He left me ..........on Hearts and Hooves Day because of my cuitemark.'' she answered taking small breaths of air.
''Mind if I take a look at it,''he asked. Getting out her chair the grey unicorn turned her flank towards him, no colorful mark was seen but a black outline of an hourglass.
''I was a time traveler once. Lost my cutiemark in the time zone trying to stop my friends, forgot you can't stop the future from happening,'' she said tilting the book on the table. ''He didn't want me anymore because of this.''
''You must be in so much discomfort................ walking for twenty-six years in heat.'' he said adjusting himself touching Mythicas hooves ''Now I can the see back of mothers gooses ass and boy I found myself a nice one,'' he whisperde in her ear he saw her grey cheeks turned to a soft red.
''Guess I do need help,'' she said lifting a leg. ''Can you fix it for me.'' hearing those words Capper pulled the grey unicorn closer to his now already erected dick as tight as her ass looked it wasn't that hard for him to squeeze himself in, the sheer ecstasy was too much for him to hold still grabbing both sides of Mythica flank while going up to grip the extra lose fur on her neck. ''Glad she can tolerate this, the last pony I slept with refused to be held in this position.'' he thought as he began to thrust.''
''Slow down please.'' ''Twenty years! how could I not slow down whatever jerk left you must be a sore loser cause I just claimed his lucky prize.''
Myhtica couldn't have felt more pleasure than she had when she got drunk on a Friday. Letting Capper grabbed her by the neck was half of what her x did for her. For a moment Mythica thought she heard the owner of the store speak, trailing her head up the owner was not at the front desk however there was a do not disturb sign on the door, slowly her glasses fell off her face, not caring the grey mare closed her eyes once more relaxing her upper body, moving her hips like a tide coming up shore holding for a seconds retreating back the ocean Myhtica wanted nothing more than for the tabby to keep going. Sure he was reaching his climax tugging and thrusting harder listening to Capper grunting faster.
''Don't you dare stop.'' she protested moaning louder getting to her own climax Capper thrust one last time both pony and cat raised their voices echoing the empty room. Hot semen spilled on the mares left leg creating a puddle on the carpet huffing a sigh Capper looked at the clock above them.
''Times..(huff) up.'' eh said exhausted.
''Times up?''
''Pinkies throwing me a welcome to PonyVille party tomorrow can't be late.'' he said brushing off his coat.'' Can't disappoint my friends.''
''It was nice meeting you.'' she called Capper flicked a tail before leaving.
Pinkies party was something with her 20-inch new giant party canon the mess was..... more than she made than her pet alligator Gummys last birthday party. Once again Capper stood on a rooftop starring at the full moon while his friends enjoyed the last of their party holding a rose Rarity gave to him as a present. ''Nice of her to give me this. Can't wait to go back home and brag about it'' looking at the moon he couldn't help but fell upset. Something in his heart remained to tug at the strings, his thoughts trailed back to the rose he was given, the color reminded him of the bright red mane of the unicorn he met yesterday, her sweet dark brown eyes staring back at him in disappointment.
''Hey Capper you forgot to openRarity's present.'' called Pinkie holding a light blue wrapped gift.
''Mythica Ah man, I left my chocolate covered strawberry all alone, mamma would slap me upside my head for this now where did dhe live again?
''Capper dear are you alright?'' said Rarity.
''I'm fine uh ill be right back i uh gotta go do something keep that present safe for me.''As he saw on the little Id tag she lived in alleyways hating to ignore his friends leaving at a moments notice. He soon found Myhticas place was a small white wall in black paint with a signature cursive M.''
(knock, Knock, knock) ''Mythica, hello.'' inside the library Mythica read a book at her front desk in a so to say cat-like form still having her original color grey with a red shape heart on her chest.
''Now who is it.'' she growled. ''Were closed! go away!'' she shouted. Mythuca soon heard scratching and loud meows coming from the door. Using two paws walked over picking up and raised a frying pan high in the air. ''Another stray tom trying to get me again you've got be kidding me.'' (opens the door.)
''Who is it!.... (sees capper) Capper! what a surprise......hi.'' Mythica said. Embarrassed she thew her frying pan behind the door.
''Stray tom? that's how you treat your guest who has whiskers and a long tail, salty much.'' Capper grinned.
''What is this?'' she said padding back to her front desk. Capper smiled eyeing his new friend's new form.
''I have another life besides being a pony. Mr. Capper the one who screwed me in a bookstore returns to me why?'' the grey cat asked licking her paws. Capper leaned on a bookshelf feeling his erection if he knew she could do this back at the bookstore he would have stayed longer. ''Like what you see.'' Mythica spoke moving the top end of her tail leaning over, she walked behind the desk into a room. The tom ran in after her turning the lights out on is way in,
''Is calling you my chocolate covered strawberry a problem.'' he said placing the rose from Rarity on the nightstand.
''Least you didn't call me a rose........ I hate roses.''
''But the rose reminded me of you.''
''Are you sweet talking me again?''
''I always talk like this.''
''What about Rarity?''
''Paying her a visit tomorrow.''
''You know she has a pet cat right...''
''What.....?''
''Nothing um.. will you be back?''
''Don't worry i'll find a way to come back.''