The Tail (Get It ;P) Of pRince Martin Willis

when we came back to the library spike was super angry pissed. and he hurld the letter thru the door. fucking here is your letter bitch i hope you are happy interrupting me and prince martin willis having good sex at fluttershys he screamed.
Twilight stared annoyed at him then blasted hate at me because i was having sex without her. reading the rolled scroll with magic she was struck with sadness. it is fucking terrible news twilight shouted at her highest and ran to me for a hug. i wrapped my legs around her to comfort her when suddenly before twilight could finish her thought…
celest appeared! And she was beautiful and panicked. twilight we are going to be screwed someone has freed discord and he is making the world crazy again but he is leaving to get an army first to kill all of us ponies! we wept with shock and I smacked the air with angrous intent.
yeah i know she wept loudly with terrible rel problem. fucking basterd should learn not to come and attack us after we defeated him last time. i walked all concern to celest and hugged her till she was steady massaging her back while i did. We will get him back to stone i will think of something i am a prince and am probably the most powerful thing here since the portle dropped me.
you are retarted but nice she wept against me because he has a secret weapon of chaos that will make us all cringe. i kissed her to steady her and twilight let me because it was a tense situation. but without a second moment celest began to change. what the fuck no it cant be! celest grew big eyes and pulling me from herself pointed into my cutie mark. that is the PORTAL gun that is making all of these issues and that discord now has in his hands and is making weapon of.
i promise i did not free him i defended and pleaded and twilight agreed with nodding so the princess believed me after a few tense stares. i grew concerned and hugged her again getting excited cause she was hot but secretely I was all worried once more.
there was only one real working PORTAL game gun in all of my world and i had brought it with me when i fell through the portle to meet twilight by accident and it broke so i trashed it since i had the cute mark anyway. either discord fixed my gun and brought it to life once again for evil intent or he was a devil dealer who sold his scary soul for another one after seeing mine trashed!
for now i squeezed celests plot and told her to be cool and i would stop him later when i assembled the mane six. she nodded pleased with my knowledge on the issue and we made out. then i began to lie her on her back and rub her place so we could make love.
do not have sex with her! it was twilight and she was madder than before. but twilight i said whimpering she is stressed and this will make her worryless i still will always love you most.
shut the fuck up traitor! she raised her hoofs to the sky and cried tears exstaticly . everyone just chill and stop fighting cried spike with smoke and he ran to his room to sleep away from our fight with the owl if it was home.
twilight please i was going to continue to argue when celest broke in. twilight i fucking order you to let us make out and dont be a bitch to willis because he is only doing this to help you and aquestria. he is going to have to fight discord later so this is nothing. twilight then nodded in understandment but with magic pushed me away selfishly and made out with celest on her own and they both touched their female horse parts and boobs.
i got turned on so i let myself into celest and we made love. i ran my hands through her silk sun mane and tickled her butt cheeks and we all had an orgasm. then celest kissed twilight down there and i screwed twilight and we all had a second orgasm.
later after everyone was satisfied i kissed twilight. i will never cheat on you i said only that i will help your friends feel good if they need it. she nodded satisfied at last with my caring and we made love once more in secret while celest slept. then she faded out to sleep.
i stayed up deeply in a trance of thought and fear. i need to do what i can do to stop discord since this is my fault and i brought the gun from PORTAL through the portle and trashed it in a stupid way. feeling myself begin to lose consciossness i quit thinking and prepared for tomorrow and getting all the mane six here and my upcoming fight with the king of evil weird.
next chapter i will assemble all of the mane six and we will prepare to face discord also i will learn all of my powers.