The Tail (Get It ;P) Of pRince Martin Willis

i was in the discords eyes. prepare to be sucked into the worst possible lifestyle loser of a freak king i screamed and doing a badass leap from his one eye time slowed like in the matrix till i could see his whole evil face and then i shot both the portles of orange and blue from my hands and into each eye.
motherfucker!!!!! now my eyes will be forever crossed you asshole discord cried but it only shot out in random directions and was super hilarious. i still had some but powers left from my cutie mark so i transferred my minds idea to be portled to his guts once more and fell in besides his writhing guts and the other heroes the mane six totally getting it on in victory while celest and spike watched all happy.
martin twilight wept with more happiness than ever she had before when she saw me and i patted her head to symbolize i had won and we could be regular boyfriend and girlfriend again without fear that equestria would be ruined. prince martin willis as you can see his guts are dead we have won and we are now immortalize as totally badass celest cheered giving me the thumbs up and the whole mane six cheered. he will be stuck in a web of his own chaos i said and we had pity sex for him then happy sex for us then charging sex for my cutie mark so we could get back to twilights house.
when we arrived there was tons of barrels of cider out for us to drink and applejack announced that she had ordered the crusaders to bring it here from the farm in honor of our victory. we all drank and screwed for about a year and then celest went back to ruling equestria the mane six went back to being friends that fought evil and i would go back to being amazing friends with spike. together we would go out looking to screw any pony that needed help. and twilight being my awesome girlfriend like she is agreed that was cool. also her owl finally came down one night and greeted me and it was the best…
or so i thought. i would soon find that that one greeting would mean something so much crazier and horrible than just a discord being loosed. but for then i was happy just to be the seventh and only male pony in the mane six getting it on with the others when they needed it being the boyfriend of twilight and being prince martin willis king of portles and the game PORTAL on two worlds and saver of the pony world of equestria.
the end????