(OLD) One More Won't Hurt...

Twilight would wake up alone the next morning, but the light blue wing feathers left behind by a pony who wanted nothing to do with her made it quite obvious that those blurry memories in Twilight's head weren't just odd dreams. She knew that she had just wasted the previous night getting... well, wasted, and that she had a mountain of work to catch up on, but before she could...

knock knock

...Someone had come to the castle door.

Odd for someone to come by this early, but not unexpected or unprecedented. Twilight fell out of bed, just in time for the headache and the nausea to set in. She soon arrived at the castle's entrance hallway only to find that the door was already open and that a rainbow mane pegasus stood outside.

"Rainbow Dash!" called Twilight, "How nice to see y-"

"We are never going out ever again." Then Rainbow Dash slammed the door shut.

Rude, but not much of an issue, really. The symptoms of her hangover had began to wear off surprisingly quickly, she actually felt quite good, alicorns must heal fast, or something.

Though, she still needed to have a shower and she knew this all too well. It didn't take too long for her to walk upstairs to her bathroom and began washing herself in the shower, where standard showering business took place. Scrubbing, rubbing, soaking, singing.

It was quite the relaxing experience, as all warm showers are in theory. Her horn lit up and her aura began to grasp a nearby towel and bathrobe, which she used to dry herself before-

thud thud

"Coming!" Twilight quickly dried herself off and headed towards the castle entrance, upon opening the door she was greeted by none other than Applejack. "Y'gon pay for all the cider you drank last night?"

"Uhh," Twilight replied, looking around the hall for anything she could settle this debt with before levitating a tall potted plant towards her friend, "Here, this plant pot is worth more than any apple farm can make in a year."

Applejack raised an eyebrow at this method of payment, but she took the plant and left nontheless without any more questions asked. So that's every debt owed to the Apple family solved, now to eat some breakfast.

Soon Twilight entered her kitchen, happy to find her old friend Spike had already made her some toast, how kind! Perhaps this would be the start of a good day for Twilight, getting all the crap parts out of the way at the very beginning so that the rest of the day can only get be-

tap tap

"Oh for crying out loud- Coming!"

She began to trot back to the castle entrance, eating a slice of toast on the way there. Who could it be now? The only two ponies Twilight had any memory of interacting with the previous night had already come by.

Unless, Twilight's mind was actively trying to suppress a certain memory, as she approached the ever closer doorway she tried to remember if that there was anypony else...

"...crap." Twilight opened the door, hoping that it would be anypony other than him... But there he stood, the unknown stallion, dressed in a tight corset, tall stockings, and a bridle fastened around his head.

"Ready for round two?"

"..."

Without having to think, she slammed the door in the stallion's face.

"...I am never having as so much of a millilitre of alcohol ever again."