Bi(g) Brother Best Friend Forever

by Caddy Finz

Chapter 3: What's with the White Stuff?

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"Oh! That's what you were upset about!" Shining Armor nervously chuckled as he sat in the tub after being confronted by his wife. "Right! Eheheheheh!"

"Pfft, you know I'm not actually upset, Shiney!" Cadence clarified.

"I knew that!"

"What I am upset about..."

Just when it seemed like Cadence was done tormenting her husband with worry, she paused for a moment before finally taking two empty pizza boxes in her aura. Cadence shook her head in both disappointment that none was saved for her and disapproval in that her husband wolfed down two whole pizzas.

"Shining, seriously." Cadence scolded. "I could sort of handle that you didn't save any for me but this is just plain unhealthy. Not to mention, it looks like you made it swim in ranch dressing before eating it."

"Ranch...dressing?"

"Yeah, you've got it all over your face."

"Oh! Right!"

"Ugh, I hope you don't think I'm nagging, I'm only getting on your case because I care."

For a moment, both ponies paused to allow themselves time to think of their next choice of words. Cadence had just gotten back home from a long, busy day and was simply exhausted so she needed to mentally gather herself. Shining Armor on the other hoof, was a nervous wreck and needed to find some excuse to get his wife out of the room to save his friend whom of which he was sitting on and submerged under the water. Finally, a miracle in the form of a series of bubbles from his quickly dwindling air supply in Heart Flutter's lungs came to the top, giving Shining Armor his chance.

"Whoops! It's the pizza getting to me!" Shining Armor said as he enveloped a very confused Cadence in his aura and levitated her out the bathroom door. "Whooee, this one's a doozy! Might wanna clear the room, babe! I'll open a window so the breeze can deal with it!"

"O-okay then." Cadence said as she was pushed out the door before it was promptly shut and locked. Finally, Shining Armor could allow his friend back up to the surface.

"What are you trying to do, kill me!?" Heart Flutter gasped as Shining Armor pulled him out of the water.

"S-sorry, bud, I just couldn't let her find out like that." Shining Armor said with an apologetic tone.

"Okay, fine but you're lucky us pegasus guys have good lung capacity otherwise you'd have to explain the dead pony floating in your tub to her."

"We'll have to talk about that later, okay? Right now, She's outside the door so you need to escape from that window right there."

"Your guards aren't gonna shoot me down are they?"

"No no no no no, they saw you come in with me earlier and they're good at keeping their mouths shut. Thrust me."

"What!?"

"I said trust me. I'll make it up to you later, I promise."

"Okay, okay, I'm going...I did have a great time with you though. Bye!"

With much haste, Heart Flutter sprang from the tub and quickly hopped up onto the sill of the open window before spreading his wings and jumping out. Though normally, he would have simply been able to glide away as the breeze was heading in the perfect direction, there was one problem that both ponies had forgotten about in the heat of the moment.

"Oops." Heart Flutter said as he suddenly remembered that his feathers were soaking wet before plummeting towards the ground below.

"Oh Shit!!" Shining Armor screamed as he too sprang out of the tub and towards the window, his horn aglow with his aura.

Shining Armor thanked Celestia as he had reached the window just in time to catch his friend and save his life. With Heart Flutter's mane standing on end and his body frozen in fear, his unicorn special buddy gently lowered him to the ground, the former's eyes open wide and resembling saucers. After a moment of shivering and realizing that his hooves were on solid ground and that he was within the glow of a street lamp on the outside of the palace gate, the grateful pegasus gave a final wave before trotting off. Though it was a sigh of relief that his friend wasn't harmed, now he had to open the bathroom door again and hope that his beloved wife wasn't suspicious and had no idea what the two were up to. First however, he would need to wipe the fresh spunk off his muzzle.

"Shining?" Cadence asked with a raised eyebrow as her husband opened the door to allow her in. "Are you alri-...you know what? Of course you're not. You just ate two whole pizzas. Really, what gave you the idea to stuff it into yourself like that?"

"It only went into my mouth, I swear!" Shining Armor blurted out before covering his mouth, mentally kicking himself for the stupid outburst.

"What are you talking about!? What has gotten into...you? Ohhh, I know what's wrong."

"Cadence! Please! I didn't want you to find out this way! I was going to tell you, honest!"

"What, that you gulped all this down along with the pizza?"

Cadence then picked up the empty champagne bottle that sat on the floor by the tub and began to giggle again as she waggled a hoof at her silly husband for drinking the entire thing.

"Honey, you're tipsy." Cadence said with a snicker. "So that's why you're acting so silly. Heheheheh. Alright, I can't nag at you for having fun on your day off. Now come on. That tub has both our names on it."

It seemed like Shining Armor was in the clear and Cadence was none the wiser though it was still a rather close call. If the nervous unicorn wanted to keep it that way, he needed to calm down quickly or risk arousing suspicion in his wife once more and not the kind of arousing he would have liked either. With his princess having slipped herself into the tub and embracing her stallion tightly, the latter could finally slow his heart rate and allow his mane to lay flat again. It was perfect timing too as Cadence was always able to sense real tension from Shining Armor which he shouldn't be emitting if he truly was innocently sitting in the tub like he claimed.

Be that as it may, the loving couple was now within each other's embrace and they loved it. As Cadence dozed of in Shining Armor's arms, her body having been reduced to putty in his hooves, he looked down at the sleeping mare whom he vowed to spend the rest of his life with. His warm smile however quickly turned into a look of devastation and guilt as he really deeply thought of what he had just done. Though Shining Armor had only sucked the cock of another male, he looked back at the day he read his vows in front of his wife, his whole family and thousands of other ponies. Nowhere was there any mention of staying loyal to her except to blow another stallion. That's when the cold realization finally began to sink in. Shining Armor had officially cheated on his wife and he despised himself for it.

"Cadence...oh my god, I'm so sorry..." The guilt stricken unicorn thought to himself as he tried to stifle tears.

Shining Armor hugged his wife even tighter as she slept in his arms after a long, tiring day and though it was simply the way he was, he nearly felt like cursing the day he learned that he was bisexual. His mind then shifted to his actions with his friend just minutes ago where he really got to delve into the very idea that he had finally gotten a taste of satisfying his urges towards males. After years of suppressing his desires to bed with other stallions, he was at long last able to experience the intimacy with another bro that he so badly craved. To have that thick, hard cock in his mouth as he slowly bobbed his head up and down and swirled his tongue around to incite moans of pleasure from his friend simply felt right. As much as he felt like scum for committing the adulterous act, he wanted more. He had to have more which only made him hate himself even more.

Realization of his cheating aside, now came the fact that he and his friend were so close to having been caught in the act. Shining even still has his friend's creamy ejaculation all over his face of which his wife mistook for a condiment! But there was that strange feeling. That thrill. The thrill from not only the rush of adrenaline from having sucked on a male friend but the thrill of dodging such a close call. Heart Flutter was just underneath Shining Armor when Cadence trotted in! It made Shining Armor feel so dirty, so dishonest; so alive. He simply couldn't ignore it anymore. The feeling of having pleasured a stallion with his wet, warm tongue; the feeling of the hot seed shooting into his mouth and down his throat; the feeling of it covering his face and mane was too good to be able to resist again and he knew that he just had to have more once he caught up with his special buddy again.

It wasn't long before Heart Flutter's wings dried up in the warm night air enabling him to fly to his home just a couple miles away. Upon returning home, his usual ritual was to head right to his freezer to retrieve a carton of ice cream of which he would slowly eat from while he would read from his favorite magazines about pet grooming and others about garden maintenance. On other nights, he would grab a bottle of lotion from his nightstand along with a box of tissues and a stack of magazines with explicit photos of stallions doing anything and everything possible to each other before ultimately grabbing himself. Tonight however, he was too full of pizza to so much as look at his refrigerator and too worried to be able to stroke himself. Much like his friend whom had just sucked him off earlier, Heart Flutter was also on edge about what just happened and the cold truth of what he had just done.

He couldn't sugarcoat it or call it something it wasn't. No matter what angle Heart Flutter could look at it, he had just performed a sexual act with a married pony and for that, he hated himself. This was a rather big deal especially because he had just been felatiated by the Prince, husband of the Princess. It was true, Cadence was always well known for being a very kind ruler but as far as anypony knew, the sanctity of their marriage had never been breached. No married pony in a monogamous relationship likes the idea of their spouse running around but the Princess of love herself could take it to a whole new level and destroy both of them if she wanted to.

On the other hoof, there was that sensation, that divine feeling of having his friend's lips around his dick as it stood at full mast. It had been years since Heart Flutter had such contact with anypony he was attracted to and being gay, males were his only option. It wasn't just the physical pleasure however, it was much more than that which drove both of the horny stallions mad. When Shining Armor's throat massaged Heart Flutter's throbbing stallion meat, the emotional connection the two felt between each other was impossible to ignore. Though the two friends had only known each other for a couple of days, they needed to experience that intimacy with each other again.

As the two stallions went about their night, they simply couldn't stop thinking about each other and the impact of what they did together would have on them. It was driving both of them mad, the idea of having become scum for violating a marriage along with their desperate need to see each other again anyway. The only thing that could bring them any form of serenity at this point was to feel the the warmth from each other's body once again and relish in their next encounter whatever it may entail. For Shining Armor, his wife simply couldn't satisfy his urges that made him so hungry for dick.

"Mm, Shiney?" Cadence cooed as she slowly opened her eyes from having dozed off in her husband's arms.

"Yeah, babe." Shining Armor replied, his tone matching that of his wife.

"How long has it been now since we made love?"

"Uhh...about a month, I think? Why?"

Cadence then stood up and used her aura to levitate a towel over to her which she then wrapped around herself in order to dry off. She then used her aura to pull the plug from the tub's drain, allowing it to empty while she then levitated a towel over to her husband.

"I think you know why." Cadence finally answered, her voice low and her eyes half lidded. "I don't care how tired we both are, a married couple going that long without sex is bull shit. We're going to fix that right now...right...fucking...now."

"I love it when you're bossy like that." Shining Armor replied, still feeling the pain what he had done to his unsuspecting wife within his heart.

As they held hooves, the loving couple slowly trotted towards their bedroom together, the temperature in their bodies rising fast as they both knew what they were about to do. Upon approaching the bedroom door, Cadence, whom was in the lead pushed it open and trotted in. Though she had a general idea of what was about to unfold, she certainly didn't expect to be enveloped by her husband's pink aura followed by being gently laid down upon their bed. Shining Armor then jumped up onto the bed and began to cover his wife in kisses before they would go all the way. Though that was their usual and now almost predictable bedroom routine, Shining Armor intended on making it up to Cadence and going out of his way to make sure she had the best night of her life.

With their tongues buried deep within each other's throats, Shining Armor then broke off their heated makeout and stared into his beloved wife's eyes for what she thought was the moment before he would insert his dick into her. Much to the sweating mare's confusion however, her stallion slowly lifted himself up and crawled downward towards her nether regions. Her confusion would prove to be short lived as her husband spread her back legs apart and looked up at her while bobbing his eyebrows.

"Sh-Shining?" Cadence asked with an excited shiver. "A-are y-you going to...hhooooohhh yeeeeessss..."

Shining Armor was determined to make this lovemaking session all about Cadence even if it meant sacrificing his own pleasure for hers. Not to say that he didn't immensely enjoy eating her out, he did. Be that as it may, aside from his guilty conscience burning at him for his adulterous act earlier, there were often times where Shining Armor questioned whether he even deserved to have Cadence as a wife in the first place.

"Shiney!! Oh my g-ahh!!" Cadence gasped as her husband picked up the pace and rigorously pleasured her with his tongue. "D-don't sto-aaahhhh!!"

Shining Armor's mouth was too busy to reply, he didn't want to break his concentration and put Cadence's pleasure at risk. His beloved wife's orgasm, whenever that may occur was his number one goal and come Tartarus or high water, he was going to make sure that she was more than satisfied tonight. As he lapped up at her marehood with his tongue, she became even wetter and when she involuntarily clamped down on his head with her back legs, he knew he was doing a good job.

For a good thirty minutes, Shining Armor went at it with intentions on pleasing his missus and giving her the very best. Now was one of those times where he felt undeserving of such a beautiful, loving wife but one way or another, he would make up for it and earn it tonight. He cared not of his own pleasure and just when it seemed that she was nearing her peak, Shining Armor quickly lifted himself back up, straddled his lover and quickly fitted his rock hard cock with a ribbed condom as they were not quite ready as a couple to procreate. He made sure to choose one that was more geared towards the mare's pleasure as tonight was all about her as far as he was concerned.

More often than not, Shining Armor would end up orgasming before Cadence. It was rather common for the male to climax first with most heterosexual couples, really. That's why Shining Armor continued to leave no part of his wife's marehood neglected and kept at it for so long. Now that she was near her peak, she may orgasm before he may even get a chance but he didn't care. All he was focused on now was Cadence's happiness.

"Oh...m-my...-Sh-Shiney, I c-can't..." Cadence whimpered as her husband rutted her just right, giving her a good balance between not to gentle nor too rough; not to fast nor too slow. "Uhh! Hah, I can't hol-ohh!"

It wouldn't be much longer before orgasmic bliss would overcome Cadence as Shining Armor completely went out of his way to bring her to the verge of it. He normally would want to look into his wife's eyes as they reached their climax but Cadence's eyes had rolled back into her head as her entire body began to shiver and her ejaculations soak the sheets. Shining Armor had hoped that he planned it to where they could both come at the same time but luck would have it that he overshot his estimations and made his wife come with his own orgasm nowhere in sight. With that, he made the quick decision to fake it which he had never done before and hoped he would never have to again.

"Gaahhh!" Shining Armor huffed as he gave Cadence a few final thrusts. "Ohhohohoh fuck yes! Ahhh, I love you, Cadence!"

Cadence was too caught up in a trance to even think to reply and she just lay there on her back, hyperventilating as nirvana completely took her over. It was like she was on a drug and a strong one at that. Shining Armor on the other hoof felt as if his testicles were about to explode but there was nothing he could do about it and with his wife in the state she was in, he had no choice but to stop thrusting her and wait for her to come down from her high.

First came her irises coming back from in her head followed by her breathing gradually slowing, Shining Armor holding her close in a loving embrace the entire time. His focus was still on her and her only, his discomfort in his jewels would have to be attended to later. Finally, Cadence was able to so much as crack a smile and make eye contact with Shining Armor as she continued to breath heavy, sweat covering her entire body.

"Shi-Shiney..." Cadence panted. "Ohh my god, how did you *pant* w-whatever's gotten *pant* into you...I like it!"

"Cadence, baby, I love you!" Shining Armor whimpered aloud as held his wife tight and stifled the discomfort he was experiencing.

It took a few minutes for the two to catch their breaths, Cadence longer than her husband of course but when they did, the afterglow could be used to light the streets of the Crystal empire. Little did the Princess of love know however that her husband glowed red and sweated for a different reason. Until Shining Armor could find a moment where his wife wasn't paying attention, he would have to endure the pain in his balls before he could excuse himself to the restroom for relief. If he didn't play this out very carefully, he just knew that she would be on to him and being as smart as she is, would have no trouble getting the truth out of him.

"Wow, Shiney, that was amazing!!" Cadence beamed as she and her husband held each other as they lay in their bed. "I came harder than I have in...well, ever!!"

"I just wanted you to enjoy as much as I always do, sweetums." Shining Armor cooed with a silly, foal-like tone.

"Aww, my big, silly stud wuvs me so much, huh?

"And since he worked extra hard tonight, your big, silly, wuvy dovey stud needs a glass of water."

"The least I can do is go get you a...oh..."

Before Cadence could even finish her sentence, Shining Armor hopped off the bed and hobbled out of the bedroom as quickly as he could without stepping on his own cock. Since he still had yet to orgasm, he was still rock hard much to his wife's confusion. It couldn't be helped. All that mattered now was that the bathroom was just ahead and he could finally relieve himself as his testes burned worse than the fullest of full bladders ever did.

"Hahh...hahh...hahh..." Shining Armor panted as he used his aura to yank and tug at himself before finally spraying a huge load of his seed into the toilet. "Ohhh, finally..."

Not only was Shining Armor teetering on the edge before being deprived of any further stimulation but he was also pent up from not being intimate with Cadence in nearly a month. The combination of the two factors was torture but it felt that much more divine to have finally released the unbearable pressure. Now, if he could just quickly grab the glass of water he mentioned, Cadence would be none the wiser. Still, Shining Armor felt no better about the situation as he suddenly realized that he just lied to his pride and joy about his orgasm and could add it to having cheated on her with another stallion.

"Shiney?" Cadence asked as her now relieved husband lay down next to her. "Are you alright?"

"Hmm?" Shining Armor hummed as he desperately sought for an answer while sipping his water. "I actually couldn't be better, babe. Why do you ask?"

"It's never taken that long for you to go flaccid after love making. It's just...out of the ordinary, that's all."

"We've gone a whole month without making love, dear."

"Oh...you're right, that could have something to do with it."

"Everything's just fine, babe. You worry too much, especially lately."

"Ahh, you're right, Shiney. I'm just glad we got a moment to do this tonight. Oh! So, some good news!"

"Ohh, do tell!"

"For the next week, my duties will be allowing me to work from right here in the Palace! Finally, I don't have to run around like a chicken with my head chopped off!"

"Heheheh now look who's rubbing their luck in. I'm gonna be pounding the road all day, every day."

Though they were a couple of grown adult ponies, Shining Armor and Cadence still couldn't help but share a laugh together over their immature jokes and puns involving the word "pounding" or having just done so. Though the couple was physically satisfied for the time being, or so Cadence though, Shining Armor could now only think about his bi-sexual urges having been awoken after lying dormant for years. The damage was done and now he wanted, no, needed to have more cock. Be it in his mouth, or his desperately longing ass, he needed to rut or be rutted by another male or he would soon go insane.

He felt no better for having cheated on his wife and had gotten himself on a slippery slope as he knew he would do it again and soon. It was almost as if he were addicted and could think of nothing more than his next fix and how he would go about getting a hold of it. Whether he liked it or not, Shining Armor was now a junkie and Heart Flutter had just unwittingly become his dealer. Since he too had seemed unsure about their next encounter, Shining Armor so badly hoped that his new friend still wanted to see him and hopefully go further.

"I'll be right back, dear." Cadence said as she slowly and shakily got up off the bed. "Gotta pee."

Now that she could finally trot, Cadence left her husband in their bedroom with nothing but his thoughts rushing through his mind. Unbeknownst to her, her seemingly calm and laid back husband was actually waging war with himself within his mind. Luckily, Shining Armor remembered to flush his spooge as to get rid of any evidence that would arouse suspicion but as his brilliantly observant wife sat upon her throne of porcelain, it would seem that he had left a loose end untied.

"Huh, that's odd..." Cadence said to herself as she spied two half empty champagne glasses still sitting on the side of the Jacuzzi tub. "I didn't have any. Why would he need two glasses?"

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