That Wasn't Even Funny

by RDDash

Rating: teen
Tags: Big Macintosh, Random, Discord, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 2197

Pinkie Pie is extremely tired of a mysterious laughter that keeps following her everywhere she goes. Pinkie Pie is on the quest to find the cure, she thinks it would be best if she could seek Twilight's help.

Pinkie Pie had been spending so much time dedicating her time to make sure that other ponies would have fun, sometimes even she gets annoyed by laughter. Sometimes she just wants to spend her day as a normal pony being, and yet there is always going to be that mysterious laughter that keeps laughing at everything she says and does. Pinkie Pie decides that enough is enough, and she enlists a help from Twilight to solve her problem.

Published 2017-11-13 02:30:11 UTC
Last updated 2017-11-13 02:30:11 UTC

1: Inappropriate Laugh Track

1: Inappropriate Laugh Track

Pinkie Pie started her day normally as she always did. She woke up.

Ahahahahaha....

Brushed her teeth.

Ahahahahaha...

Feed her alligator Gummy.

Ahahahahaha...

Pinkie Pie sighed.

Ahahahahaha...

Everything she did, every action she took, that stupid laughter always been chasing her wherever she goes. She always wondered where is it coming from?

"Oh, right I better of go get a breakfast for myself." Pinkie Pie thought she is going to hear a laughter, except she didn't, not yet at least, "Huh! I guess I should just open the door then," She went to the door and opened.

Ahahahahaha...

"Okay, here we go! That's the laughter that I was looking for! Oh, wait! No, no it isn't! Damn it! Curse you the invisible laughter that comes from nowhere!"

Ahahahahaha...

"I said curse you!" Pinkie pie clasped her hooves up and made a first step on the stairs, then she slipped and fell down from the stairs.

Ahahahahaha...

"I am okay!" She yelled to nopony in particular.

Ahahahahaha...

Pinkie Pie went to the kitchen and sat down in front of the table with her breakfast, "Three, two, one..."

Ahahahahaha...

"Yep," Pinkie Pie took the spoon and started eating cereal.

Ahahahahaha...

She took the second spoon of cereal and eaten it as well

Ahahahahaha...

It didn't take long before she lost her appetite. She pushed her bowl of cereal and then stood up.

Ahahahahaha...

Pinkie Pie decided to visit her first friend Applejack, she trotted to the door, open it and then went outside. She felt relaxed because for once she didn't hear a laughter.

"Good morning, Pinkie Pie!"

"Good morning to you to Lemon Hearts!"

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Pinkie Pie face darkened, Lemon Hearts glanced a worried look at Pinkie Pie, "Is something wrong Pinkie?"

Pinkie Pie glanced back at Lemon "Did you hear that?"

Ahahahahaha...

"Hear what, Pinkie Pie?"

"THIS!" Pinkie Pie yelled in frustration, "CANT ANYPONY HEAR THAT!"

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"Pinkie Pie!" Lemon drops gasped, the tears started to be shown on her face. "Why do you have to be so mean?"

Pinkie Pie stared at Lemon Hearts who at this point run away from her in tears "Damn it! Damn it Damn it! Alright! Pinkie Pie you need to stay calm, everything is going to be fine! Right, I better go to Applejack!"

When Pinkie Pie finally reached Sweet Apple Acres, she went straight for Applejack

"Good morning Applejack!"

Ahahahahaha...

"Good morning to you to Pinkie Pie!" Applejack glanced at Pinkie Pie who looked a bit upset, "Pinkie Pie what happened?"

"Oh, its nothing much just some mysterious invisible ponies always laughing at me!"

Ahahahahaha...

"Invisible ponies laughing at you! Huh, that's weird!" Applejack said mysteriously and then returned to bucking trees. "I am afraid I can't say that I do share the same experience as you are, Pinkie Pie!"

Pinkie Pie looked at Applejack, "What do you mean? You are saying that you don't have your own invisible ponies constantly laughing at you!"

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"You hear that? Here are they laughing at me now!"

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"Can't say that I do Pinkie Pie! Can't say that I do!"

Pinkie Pie stared at Applejack "Well, fine then I would just! I would just go drown myself in a river! I am so sick of this AJ I even made another pony cry! And...and I think she hates me now!"

Awwwwwww...

Pinkie Pie gasped "This time it was different, its like they are really sad at me for saying I want to get drowned in the river!"

Ahahahahaha...

"And now they are laughing at me again!"

Applejack trotted towards Pinkie Pie and then hugged her.

Awwwwwww...

"Well I can't really help you with your problem, but you can always help me with bucking apples!"

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Pinkie Pie giggled "I think they are laughing at you when you said that you are bucking apples!"

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"Well, do they now, I really would like to meet them so I could buck their teeth!"

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"Applejack I better get going! I don't want to make it even more awkward!"Pinkie Pie said goodbye to AJ and then went on her way. She thought it would be best to go to Twilight, maybe she would help her out. But before she could actually do so she met Big Mac.

"Good morning Big Mac!"

"Good morning Pinkie Pie! Is something wrong?"

Pinkie Pie looked at Big Mac "I am really sorry Big Mac I better get going before they start to laugh again"

Ahahahahaha...

"Damn it"

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"I am sorry Pinkie but who are they?"

"Or just some random invisible ponies that laugh at me!"

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"They laugh at you miss Pinkie?"

"Yes, for example, are you still wearing a dress, Big Mac?"

Woooh....clap...clap...clap...clap...

"Are you?"

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"I.. um, actually I didn't for quite some time!" Big Mac voice sounded a bit embarrassed.

"Well, okay then! just remember, it always okay to be different!"

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Big Mac sighed then he trotted closer to Applejack to help her out with bucking apples.

"Did you met Pinkie Pie or something?"

"Yap!"

Pinkie Pie had been trotting on the road in the direction of the library when she heard a very familiar voice "Hey Pinkie Pie, what had gotten into you?"

"Hello, Rainbow Dash, I am just trying to get to Twilight before I would go crazy from invisible someponies who laugh at me!"

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"Like they do right now!"

Rainbow Dash blinked, "Um, Pinkie Pie?" She watched as her friend just lie down on the ground and stopped moving.

"I am, I am just going to just lie down here for a few minutes, so I just going to just... yeah! Please, wake me up sometime later!"

Rainbow Dash sighed, "I guess I don't have another choice, do I? Alright, Pinkie lets get you to the Twilight" She picked up Pinkie Pie and then flew away to the castle.

"Hi Twilight, I brought somepony who needs your help, I think Pinkie Pie said something about invisible laughing ponies!"

"Invisible laughing ponies, huh!" Twilight opened Pinkie's eyes and then shined a light on them, "I think she is asleep for now! I would just let her rest for now!"

"Um, Twilight?"

"Hold on a second Rainbow, I think I know whats going on! Discord, get your flunk, here right now!

Almost immediately Discord popped into existence "Is something wrong?"

Twilight glared at him, "Wrong? Wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong? Pinkie Pie!" she gestured at Pinkie Pie who had been sleeping with deflated hair. "Invisible laughing ponies!"She gestured with her hoof all across the air, "Remove them now!"

"Invisible laughing ponies!" Discord snorted, "Alright, alright! You don't need to be so angry with me!" Discord snapped his claws. "There its done, no more invisible talking ponies! I am going to be going! Tata!" Discord vanished into a thin air, but his voice still remained, "I mean talking invisible ponies! Psha! Does anyone can appreciate a good comedy!"

Twilight slowly relaxed "I am so glad this is over with, and Pinkie Pie is safe now!"

"Yeah, so um, can I stay here for a bit." Rainbow rubbed her head with the hoof, "I am a bit freaked out what Discord can pull with us?"

Twilight nodded, "Um, sure thing Rainbow, don't you want to go to Wonderbolts Academy?"

"Nuh, I think I will go being a Top Bolt sometime later that day!"

Twilight smashed her head on the table, "Rainbow? What the hey did Discord did to you?"

"Twilight, please. calm down! It's nothing to worry about. I swear, he didn't do anything to me."

"Okay, but if he did..."

Rainbow sighed, "Yes, I know! I will go and will seek your help almost immediately."

"Good!"

Later that day Twilight has been sitting in her chair in the main hall of her castle, Along with her there have been sitting all of her friends. Applejack thought she should start talking, and Pinkie Pie had been sitting in her own chair still sleeping.

So, um, Pinkie Pie visited my farm today, she looked extremely miserable, I heard later that day she came straight too Twilight!"

Rainbow Dash felt like she should say something as well, "Um, hello, I helped as well."

Rainbow's outburst caused Twilight to drop a disapproving glance at her, "Yes, Rainbow, you helped her as well!"

Rarity glanced at Pinkie Pie and then said something that had been bothering her for a long time, "I still don't understand what Pinkie Pie is doing all the way over here, shouldn't she be in bed?"

Twilight replied to her, "I really tried to put her to bed multiple times, but she just sleepwalks all the way to here, so it kind of pointless to force her! Now would we please just continue with our meeting."

It was Rainbow Dash who started to speak next, "Yeah can someone please explain what the hey just happened today in the morning, I heard that Pinkie Pie managed to yell at somepony. Something she really doesn't do.

"I also heard something about invisible laughing ponies."

"Hypersensitive reaction to the reality!"

"Um, Fluttershy? A reaction to what now!" Applejack was very confused.

"Hypersensitive reaction to reality! I've talked with Discord, and that what he basically said. He said that ponies like Pinkie Pie has this condition where she would hear some very creepy things."

"But, Pinkie Pie she isn't crazy, what you just said implies that Pinkie Pie lost her sanity."

"Yes, Rarity that's true, however, Pinkie Pie is the very special, she always has been."

Rainbow Dash facehooved herself, "I am so dumb, I was supposed to wake her up! She even said to me to do so!" Rainbow Dash flew straight to where Pinkie was sitting and then tried her best to wake her up "Hey Pinkie, wake up! Your nightmare finally over! Those invisible ponies are gone now!"

"Are they really?" Pinkie Pie stretched her neck "Rainbow, why did it take you so long to wake me up?"

"I am sorry Pinkie, I just forgot!"

Twilight had been staring at the whole thing in disbelief, "How, but I...Pinkie Pie! Why didn't you reacted when I tried to wake you, or even when I was trying to keep you to stay in bed?"

Pinkie Pie looked at her, "Because you aren't supposed to, I specifically told Rainbow Dash to do so! Thank you for extra hours of sleep anyway."Pinkie Pie thought for a second, "if you five are done discussing my mental health."She jumped from a chair onto a crystal table," then do have a small proposition to all of you, who wants to have some fun?"

Twilights eyes widened, it was extremely precious magical artifact after all,"Um, Pinkie Pie! Hooves off the table please!"

"Sorry about that! I am so silly sometimes!" Pinkie Pie jumped off from the table, and then she trotted straight to Fluttershy. "Fluttershy what do you have in your hooves?" She pointed at the little small box that was in Fluttershy's hooves. On the box, there was written a warning Danger! Do Not Open!. Below it in smaller cursive 4th Wall Doomsday Box, whoever opens this box is cursed with their own personalized nightmare for the next 24 hours. That's basically it.

Fluttershy looked straight down at the box, "Oh that old thing? This is just a box that Discord gave me for a safekeeping, I believe you already experienced it today."

"Well since you don't mind, then I am going to open it" Pinkie Pie took the box and open it

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Rainbow Dash looked at the box as if she recognized it, "Um its that box again? Also what the hey Pinkie now all of us can hear it."

"Well, since you don't mind, then I am going to open it" Pinkie Pie took the box and open it

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"What do you mean its that box again! Is this why you've been wearing sunglasses?" Twilight gave an extremely annoyed look to Pinkie Pie, who in turn apologetically looked back at Twilight.

"No, I mean I don't want to talk about it, and specifically not with you being present!" By the look of it, Rainbow Dash was extremely embarrassed by something only she could hear, "On a second thought I don't want to discuss this with you or anypony else!"

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Twilight continued to look at Rainbow Dash flabbergasted. "I don't even know what to say!"

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"If you don't mind I m just going to ignore all of this weirdness!" Rarity said to Applejack

"I completely agree with that assessment." Applejack replied to Rarity

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"Maybe if we just keep ignoring it will go away!"

"Yap!", Applejack chuckled nervously.

Pinkie Pie looked at Fluttershy, "So what we just end it right here?"

Fluttershy looked at Pinkie Pie and sighed, "Well, I suppose we could! I was hoping you would join me for a cup of tea?"

Pinkie Pie nodded,"Sure! I will provide marshmallows!"

"Wonderful! I like marshmallows!"

Author's Note

Let's just say I've been inspired by a sitcom, so I wrote this! That and a whole bunch of youtube videos. Those laugh track ponies are really mean, aren't they?