"Brandon dear, can you come help me move this cake outside? My husband is busy with the kids." Mrs. Cake asks me from the kitchen.

I stand up from my table in the shops restaurant area and head into the kitchen.

"Sure Mrs Cake, I don't mind giving you a hand." I answer with a smile.

"Thank you. The kids are causing a lot of trouble for Mr Cake so I needed a bit of muscle to help me." Mrs Cake says with a giggle.

"It's rare to hear you giggle Mrs Cake, are you feeling excited about this delivery?" I ask.

"Oh yes! Acording to my husband it's a marvelous cake. He said he was so proud of it that he wanted to deliver it himself so he won't be with us for a few days. According to him it's worth about two hundred bits!" Mrs Cake answers excitedly.

"That's a lot of bits."

"Yes it is, that's why I'm excited today." Mrs Cake explains. "Can you grab the cart in the backroom and move it over here?"

"Sure." I answer as I walk to the backroom.

In the backroom is a large wooden platform dolly. I grab the handle and push it out into the kitchen.

"Ah! Perfect." Mrs Cake smiles.

*THUD*

"What was that loud thud noise?" I ask.

"Sounds like something's happening upstairs. Why don't you go up and check while I move the cake onto the dolly." Mrs Cake answers.

"Okay, sure."

I leave the kitchen and head up a set of stairs next to the shop counter, as I walk up the stairs I can hear a muffled voice coming from Pinkie Pie's room. I head to her room and open the door. On the bed lies Pinkie Pie, she's not moving apart from her chest raising as she breathes, in between her legs is Mr Cake trying to conceal a large erection.

"Sh-She fell and knocked herself out! I-I was putting her on her bed so she could rest." Mr Cake blurts out in a panic.

"That shit won't fly with me." I say as I start to run at him.

Mr Cake hops out of the bed and charges back at me. Just before we collide he does a one eighty and kicks me in the stomach with all his strength. The kick to the stomach causes me to throw up the food I was eating downstairs.

"Forget this ever happened and, and let me go back to my wife and we can all be happy again." Mr Cake growls.

"Not in my lifetime mother fucker. Hitting me is one thing but I won't let someone who cheats on their wife with someone who's knocked out get out of here." I groan as I stand back up.

I lurch forward and throw up again.

"You can barely stand, don't make me kick you again, I don't like getting violent." Mr Cake grumbles.

I stand back up and give him a middle finger.

"Fuck you, now this is how it's going to go. I'm gonna kick your ass and drag you downstairs so you can tell your wife that you've been fucking a knocked out mare." I growl. "They're gonna need more then magic to pick up all the pieces of your teeth."

"Fine, have it your way." Mr Cake growls as he rushes me.

I brace myself for a kick only for him to shoulder charge me into the wall behind me. I'm hit so hard into the wall that I leave a dent in the wall. My vision is starting to blur.

"Just give up, don't make me beat you up anymore." Mr Cake pleads.

"Nnnnevvverrrr." I slur as I fall from the wall bringing shards of brick to the ground with me.

I land face first with a thud.

"Just stay down, you can't win." Mr Cake pleads.

"I'm not trying to win anymore, I'm just making as much as noise as possible." I groan.

"What? Noise? OH BUCK!" Mr Cake panics.

"What is going on in here?" Mrs Cake asks as she steps into the room.

"N-Nothing dear." Mr Cake nervously laughs. "Pinkie Pie fell over and knocked herself out and Brandon here tripped."

"That doesn't explain your erection or the Brandon shape hole in the wall." Mrs Cake points out.

"He was.... Cheating on you.... With Pinkie Pie.... Who.... Was knocked out...." I groan as I start to feel dizzy.

"Shut up!" Mr Cake shouts as he runs over towards me and uses his back two legs to stomp into my back.

*Stomp* *Stomp* *Stomp* *Stomp* *Stomp* *Stomp**Stomp**STOMP/CRACK*

"AAAAHHHHH!" I scream as a cracking sound comes from my back.

"Y-You where CHEATING ON ME!?" Mrs Cake screams.

"N-NO! H-He's lieing I swear!"

"My back.... I-I can't feel my legs...." I whimper into the floor.

I look up to see Mrs Cake charge towards Mr Cake. Mr Cake turns around and tries to run away only to corner himself.

"P-Please, sweetie, you have to believe me!" Mr Cake begs.

"H-How could you! You, you.... Rapist! Cheater!" Mrs Cake screams as she charges into him.

Mr Cake is forced into the wall with enough force to cause the wall to fall through. After a few seconds of hearing thuds, Mrs Cake is thrown back into Pinkie's room through the hole in the wall, a small trail of blood following her.

"Brandon.... You did this.... If.... If you hadn't have been here then I could've.... Could've fucked Pinkie and no one would've known...." Mr Cake pants.

Mrs Cake stands back up on shaky legs, blood pouring from her nose. Mr Cake starts to walk towards Mrs Cake, I crawl towards Mrs Cake and use my arms to prop my body up as a shield.

"Fuck.... You...." I pant.

"Move Brandon, you're hurt." Mrs Cake begs.

"Mrs Cake.... I can't move my legs.... I can barely.... Breath.... I'm only useful as one thing right now.... Let me be a shield...." I groan as a strong pain shoots through my body.

"Brandon...." Mrs Cake mumbles.

"Fine! Be her shield! I'll break you like a shield made of thin glass." Mr Cake growls.

Mr Cake turn around and kick me to the head as hard as he can, causing my head to be thrown backwards and to slam into the ground. The back of my head cracking against the floor. My vision now keeps fading from nothing back to normal.

"You won't get away with this." Mrs Cake growls.

"Yes I will! I've knocked him out and now I'll knock you out and go back to having my way with Pinkie Pie." Mr Cake snarls.

I watch as he steps over me and just as he's about to pass me I punch him as hard as I can in the balls, causing Mr Cake to throw up and fall to the ground. After a few seconds my vision starts to fade as the last of my strength fades.

Author's Note

The first Sad Memory of the story. A fight scene to get this going! Wooo! Anyway be ready for Mrs Cake's story part 2 which will be coming soon!