Baker Mayfield In Equestria

Baker groaned as he woke up, shaking off his ride from the portal. In front of him was a cartoonish land.

What the heck is this place? Baker asked himself. This isn't Dallas... or Norman... or anywhere I've been. I need to get home, and fast! Baker looked across the horizon and saw a purple castle that looked like it was made of crystal.

I guess that's the main point of that town said Baker. I'd better get there so I can ask for directions.

Before he could though, he noticed something very wrong:

He had FOUR LEGS.

He was a PONY.

Baker screamed as he found himself in an entirely new form. He didn't know how this had happened to him.

AAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!, screamed Baker. WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME?!!

Suddenly, Baker figured out something.

Wait... if I'm a pony, that must be the dominant species here, like Earth has humans. I don't take a science class, but any smart person could figure that out. I shouldn't be upset about this.

With that figured out, Baker began his long gallop to the castle...