Baker Mayfield In Equestria

by acknapp18

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, King Sombra, Crystal Ponies, Twilight Sparkle, Crossover
Length: 1160

Baker Mayfield lands in Equestria after finding the Magic Mirror.

Baker Mayfield lands in Equestria after finding the Magic Mirror. He must learn about the land and solve a friendship issue before he can get back home.

That isn't his only problem, though...

Published 2017-11-15 16:40:06 UTC
Last updated 2017-11-15 16:40:06 UTC

He's Back!

Suddenly, out of nowhere, the sky of the Crystal Empire went pitch black. The sky brimmed with red lightning, and a sinister laugh could be heard from the clouds.

"What is that?", asked Baker nervously.

"No... said Autumn. "It.. it CAN'T BE!!!".

"How is this possible?!", cried Twilight.

Baker was about to ask what exactly was happening when he saw a shadowy form assimilate in front of him. Inside was a sinister-looking pony. He was a unicorn stallion with a red cape, green flaming eyes, dark gray armor, and two fangs protruding from the front of his muzzle.

"GREETINGS", said the shadowy pony. "I AM KING SOMBRA. AND I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU, BAKER MAYFIELD."

"How do you know my name?!", cried Baker in fear.

"I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU", said Sombra.

Suddenly, Sombra showed Baker a vision that made Baker gasp in horror. The city of Norman was under attack by Sombra's army of Shadow Ponies, enslaved Crystal Ponies that had been forced to do his commands. More importantly, however, was Oklahoma's football stadium, in the process of being destroyed!!!

"NOOO!!!!", screamed Baker.

"CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!". laughed Sombra as he vanished into the vision.

Land Battle of 2017 (Land Run of 1889, Oklahoma allusion)

Sombra arrived in Norman just as his reign was about to begin. Unfortunately, he didn't know that he had been followed.

"HYYYAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!", screamed Baker as he shot out of the portal, slamming into Sombra with his shoulder. Sombra groaned in pain as he was hit.

"YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THAT TO MY CITY JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE SO POWERFUL?!", screamed Baker. "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!".

"NO.", said Sombra. "YOU WILL".

Sombra unleashed a blast of dark magic at Baker. Baker managed to dodge it.

"DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME?!", laughed Sombra.

"Yeah", said Baker confidently. "Because I WILL!".

A glowing light surrounded Baker as he rose into the air. Crimson armor formed on his entire body, and a glowing yellow spear appeared in his hands.

"YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME!!!", roared Sombra angrily.

"I BEG TO DIFFER!!!", yelled Baker.

The two of them began their clash on the highest point of Norman. The citizens watched in shock and amazement as their hero battled a villain they had never seen before.

Finally, when the two fighters were exhausted, Baker called one last cry,

"BOOMER SOONER BLAST!!!!!"

Baker unleashed a mega-light blast at Sombra, destroying him forever.

Aftermath

Baker had defeated Sombra while saving his city from an evil supernatural force. He felt proud of what he had accomplished. Now, he was back home where he belonged.

THE END

Pregame

Baker Mayfield prepared for the 112th Red River Showdown, Oklahoma's yearly meeting with Texas. It was one of college football's greatest rivalries, and Oklahoma had won last year's game. The Sooners were looking to make it 2 in a row against their rivals, those pesky Longhorns.

But before Baker could get out to the field, a strange lavender mirror appeared in front of him. What? said Baker. How did this get in here? Where did this even come from?

Baker tried to move the mirror by himself, but before he could get a firm hold on it, he was sucked through!

AAAAUUUGGGGHHH!!! screamed Baker as he was spun through the portal, black hole style, into a world he had never heard of...

Where Am I?

Baker groaned as he woke up, shaking off his ride from the portal. In front of him was a cartoonish land.

What the heck is this place? Baker asked himself. This isn't Dallas... or Norman... or anywhere I've been. I need to get home, and fast! Baker looked across the horizon and saw a purple castle that looked like it was made of crystal.

I guess that's the main point of that town said Baker. I'd better get there so I can ask for directions.

Before he could though, he noticed something very wrong:

He had FOUR LEGS.

He was a PONY.

Baker screamed as he found himself in an entirely new form. He didn't know how this had happened to him.

AAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!, screamed Baker. WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME?!!

Suddenly, Baker figured out something.

Wait... if I'm a pony, that must be the dominant species here, like Earth has humans. I don't take a science class, but any smart person could figure that out. I shouldn't be upset about this.

With that figured out, Baker began his long gallop to the castle...

New World, New Problem

Baker arrived at the castle after finally figuring out how to gallop. It had taken him several tries to get up on all fours. He realized that galloping was like crawling on all fours fast. By the time Baker arrived at the castle, however, the double doors were locked, leaving Baker outside.

Oh well, muttered Baker to himself. I guess I'll have to go around town to get some other directions from someone. Luckily, I now know how to get around in my new form.

Baker galloped off into the distance.

The Mane 6 were working in the Crystal Empire helping solve a friendship problem between two different crystal ponies. Fleur De Verre and Autumn Gem were both arguing over whose farm was better, as they seemed to be fierce rivals with each other. The two were also earth ponies

The fighting had gotten pretty intense, as both farms had suffered significant damage when the two rival mares had dug up each other's farms in an attempt to 1-up each other.

Twilight had tried to contain the fighting with a spell, but her magic seemed to have no effect, much to her surprise and dismay.

That's when Baker arrived.

Baker was from Austin, Texas, and he knew for a FACT that both Texas and Oklahoma had a lot of farms each. He thought that he could try to solve this particular problem.

"Hey", said Baker, running up to the two ponies. "I know you two are rivals, but here's a suggestion: the two of you could try to combine each of your farms into one big one. That way, you wouldn't have a big rivalry, and you two would become friends."

"Wow!", said Autumn. "That's a really good idea! I never thought of that.. but who are you?".

"My name is Baker Mayfield", said Baker. "And I come from a part where farming is a really important part of our economy. The thing is though, I'm not exactly from this world".

"You're not from Equestria?', asked Fleur.

"Yeah... not really", said Baker sheepishly. "See, what happened was this lavender mirror appeared in my world, a world separate from yours, and it pulled me into your world. So now, I have to get back home before something bad happens."

"Don't worry", said Twilight, walking up to Baker. "I'm sure I can help you get home".

"Thanks.", said Baker. "That would be great."