Perk-a-cola's

by Fireworkblitz

Rating: everyone
Tags: Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Main 6, Princess Luna, Second Person, Comedy, Spike
Length: 1196

What would happen if the perks from all the cod games came to live in equestria

After a giant electracle current whent through space and time and gave the perks from call of duty black ops 123 and waw and was transported to equestria as pony's with there unique abilities well this happens

Published 2017-11-16 21:20:06 UTC
Last updated 2017-11-16 21:20:06 UTC

Chapter 1

Jugganog POV
I opend my eyes,wait eyes but I'm suppose to be a perk machine, I lifted my...head up and looked around."THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT" I shouted as loud as I can to the empty forest I'm in. I struggled to get up and i fell face first. I looked at my hooves and wait hooves, actually you know what I'm not going to question it anymore. I finally got myself steady and walked off through the forest to find out where I am.

"Suger seduction delight,when you need to feel big and strong reach for juggernog tonight" I finished singing my jingle, it's the only thing I can do actually now that I think about where are the other perks was they transported here, oh god. I decided to walk more until I heard
"YOU NEED A LITTLE REVIIIIIIVE!...YEAH!" I heard the voice, that was quick revive's theme he must be here but why was the voice female. I ran and ran until I saw a light blue pony or unicorn with lighter blue hair or mane, and she had the quick revive symbol.
"HAY QUICK REVIVE OVER HERE" I shouted the pony looked at my direction and started to run to me, I did the same after running down the hill. We collided together and hugged and i felt crying on my chest, I looked down to see quick revive crying.
"Quick revive are you ok" I said to my crying perk buddy, she looked at me nodding I smiled an we both set of with my buddy by my side.

Me and quick walked for I don't know how long but it was getting late, we then saw the exit to the forest but before we left a wolf walked in front of us. It growled and it looked like it was gonna pounce I did what I was made for, it jumped and i got on my hind hooves and punched the wolf and my hoove went right through it. But then the wolf somehow regenerated and pushed me over I punched it again it disintegrated, I then felt a giant pain and looked down to my hoove and what I saw was disgusting. My right hoove had a giant gash in it,"oh my jug I'll fix it right up for you my freind" said quick revive and so she did, she got near me and her horn glowed and i saw my wound heal in 3 seconds flat.

I stould up and started walking again, me and quick exited the forest and outside the forest looked beautiful at night well me, quick and the other perks are all used to the night and its prettyness until that German and his so called freinds arrived and ruined everything. " Hay jug can you hear that" said quick unexpectedly, I decided to stop and hear what she wanted me to hear. And on course another jingle was heard but I couldn't put my hoove on it.

"Pack-A-Punch WOOOOHOO!" shouted the voice, her jingle gave it away and when we looked to our left we saw a blue, and dark blue pony with three stars sign on her flank she was also holding a raygun
"HAY PACK IS THAT YOU" shouted quick revive, pack looked in are direction and started to walk over she had a smile on her face she was obviously happy to see us.
"Hay jugganog, quick revive how have you to been" she said in a happy voice.
"We've been fine pack thanks for asking though have you seen anyone else like double, speed even PHD" I told her. She looked at me and shaked her head, that was really bad news

Me, quick and now pack started walking down the long path from the forest, pack then noticed a sign that said'ponyville 5 miles' it read.""FIVE MILES YOU KIDDING ME" I said out loud, I looked at pack and quick and they had the same expression on there faces as me. We decided that we will not walk that long all night so pack decided that we sleep on the grass and look at he stars.
"Not a bad idea pack, I'll get a fire going" I said that when I heard a'thump' and turned around and saw quick revive asleep all ready.
"Damm quicks out cold" said pack, I looked at her nodding in agreement I then walked of close to the forest to get some sticks fore the fire. I then walked back 5 minutes later with a really good bundle of sticks, I then sat down and started getting the fire started. I looked to my right and saw pack asleep, that's when the fire lit and sleep took over my entire body.

I woke up slowly'man having body's are hard' i thought, I was able to get myself in a standing position and looked over to quick and pack who were still asleep. I walked over to pack first and and i nudged her she woke up pretty quickly, I then walked over to quick and nudged her up and it took her time to get up but in the end she did. We walked onwards to this place called ponyville I just hope its like a nice and calm place with no zombies, we eventually got to a hill and a path leading to the entrance of ponyville, even though it lookes small it actually seems peaceful. But in the back of my head I still wondered'i just hope the other perks make it' i thought I really hope so.

We entered the town and all the ponys were gasping becaues of us this I absolutely weird, do they now us or something."why do you think everyone's starring at us" said quick quietly, a few more ghasps came and i had enough.
"CAN EVERYONE STOP LOOKING AT US FOR JUST A SECOND PLEASE" I shouted, everyone around us went silent. Me, quick and pack carried on walking ignoring all the stares until someone shouted at us
"Your a princess" I heard the female voice say, I turned around and saw a lavender pony or unicorn. I was about to answer but then my eyes felt heavier I looked at quick and pack and they were on the floor sleeping, 3 minutes passed and I'm still standing the unicorn who was casting this spell isn't putting me to sleep as expecting.
"Its gonna take more then that pony" I said until my head fell to the floor fast asleep.

Author's Note

Characters we meet
Pack a punch

Gender=female
Species=alicorn
Ability= can upgrade ponys weapon (swords) and can only upgrade her other perk freinds

Quick revive (imagine as a unicorn pleases)

Gender=female
Species=unicorn
Ability= when she is near a pony who is hurt her horn will glow and the wound will heal in the time of 3 seconds

Juggernog

Gender"female
Species =earth pony
Abilty= anything you throw at her she will stand longer then any other pony she can also punch things and 1. Can get anything really injured and 2. Will be able to disintegrate anything.