Darkness Deals With... What?

Darkness Deals With... What?
Chapter 4: They Did... What?

By: Major Frostwing

It was a new school day and with only a few days remaining I had to kick Twilight's ass into gear. We needed all the help we could get to help Twilight win that crown... I fucking hate this job. I wish I could do this mission how I want to. Stab Sunset through the chest and steal the crown by force. Simple easy and back before dinner. BUT NO! I got to do it Twilight's way because she would only bitch and bitch and bitch if I did it my way. I'm the one who is supposed to be in charge and yet I still have to take orders from her... Fuck.

I couldn't help a sigh as I sat in math class not even paying attention to the teacher giving the lecture. I already knew all this shit and could blow these fuckers away with my knowledge on magical theory. I mean how many people can tell you the exact amount of mana required to rip someone's arms clean from their torso? Fucking no one in this world I can tell you that... Except maybe Sunset but she would inevitably fuck it all up and only dislocate or possibly a muscle tear. Nothing like what I do on a near day to day basis. I let out another sigh slamming my forehead on the desk.

"Jon if my class is that boring to you why don't you come up here and answer the problem on the board." The teacher said as I looked up to stare at the board with a cold glare. I got to my feet walking up to the board taking a piece of chalk before rotating it between my fingers as I looked over the problem before me.

"This is stupid." I muttered as I began writing out my work as I solved the problem. I began to just let my mind wander as I continued to write out the answer. I mean I would kill to have my magic back right now. So much could easily be solved with a quick flick of the wrist. I finished setting the chalk down as I returned to my seat slamming my forehead on the desk once again. Twilight better hurry the fuck up and win this stupid fucking thing before I go insane from lack of violence.

I walked through the school enjoy the small reprieve from classes as I duck into a room only to see all the girls talking with Twilight. "What is going on now?" I asked as Moon closes the door behind us.

"The problem is that Sunset compiled some smear campaign against Twilight to get everyone against her." Rarity said as I slapped a hand to my forehead.

"It's a good thing I planned for shit like this." I said turning to Pinkie. "Has Sunset thrown together a smear campaign against Moon?" I asked as Twilight perked up.

"She tried to but since Moon only follows you around she couldn't throw anything concrete together." Pinkie said typing away on her phone.

"Rarity what about the gossip pool? Can we still salvage the damage Sunset did against Twilight?" I asked as Rarity sighed.

"We would need a miracle to repair her reputation." I tapped my chin thinking.

"Well it's a good thing I am a miracle worker." I said looking to Moon. "Girls let's go get Rainbow Dash in on all of this. We need every group in school to turn on Sunset and be on Moon's and Twilight's side. I would rather have 2 runners than one on our side anyway." I said as Applejack crossed her arms upset over the mention of Rainbow. "Stow it Applejack. This is bigger than whatever little feud you have with Rainbow Dash. Now chop chop I have a few things to plan." I turned back to Moon as she nodded opening the door as we made our exit.

"What is your plan Jon?" Moon asked as I shrugged.

"Stomp out this little fire and then stomp out the big fire. I'll focus on attack you run point defense." I said cracking a wicked smile.

"Of course." Moon said as we moved towards to Gym.

Once I opened the doors to the Gym I caught Snips and Snails destroying all the hard work Pinkie put together and standing around watching the chaos was Sunset Shimmer. I cracked a smile as I took a few pictures of the destruction in progress when I noticed Snips dragging a case out from behind the bleachers. I shook my head as I continued to watch them.

"What is this thing?" Snips asked as he continued to drag the case. Sunset walked forward shoving Snips out of the way before kneeling in front of the case trying to unlatch it only to have her hand shocked.

I saw her mumbling as she stared down at the case and that's when I made my move. I kicked the door to the gym open with a thunderous boom. Everyone in the gym jumped as I strolled in with Moon right behind me. "Well well well." I began as I made my way towards Sunset and her goons. "Looks like the mice are playing while the cat is away." I said as Sunset got to her feet. "Sadly the cat returned to catch the mice while they played."

"GET HIM YOU IDIOTS!" Sunset ordered As Snips and Snails charged at me flailing their limbs as if they were even going to be a challenge. When Snips got close enough I seized him by his face tossing him aside. Snails I side stepped tripping him in the process. I looked behind me as they slowly got back to their feet. I rolled my eyes as I turned my attention back to Sunset.

"That case is mine. And you are gonna hand it back to me." I held my hand out to her.

"I suggest doing what he says." Moon said as she stood beside me. "You are playing with magic you can't hope to control." Sunset looked between Moon and myself before her hand gripped the handle tight.

"Don't do it." I said as she got ready to run. "I fucking mean it don't run." I threatened as I gripped my hands into fists and then she took off... only to be halted by the weight of the case. "See I told you not to do it. That case has so many seals on it that only one person can truly carry it with ease. The longer you are in contact with it the heavier it gets." I walked forward towering over Sunset as I glared down at her. "Our fight will come little Sunset. Now then." I reached down lifting my case out of her grip. "Have a good day. Hope your stupid plan blows up in your face." I said with a casual wave. I saw Snips and Snails charging me again only for me to raise my case as their hands impacted the hard case. They both yelled out holding their hands. "Jeez you two are pathetic." I said as I exited the Gym with a pep in my step. "Oh boy today is going to be fun." I said as I made my way through the halls.

Apparently Twilight was being framed for the destruction. I thought about going in to Luna's office to show off the pictures I had taken only to get upstaged by some Jock named Flash. Not gonna lie. Kinda upset about the fact that this guy just upstaged me and did my job. On the other hand... Less work for me so Par for the course. Sadly since the Gym was absolutely destroyed they wanted to call off the entire dance.

"They can't just cancel the Fall Formal." Pinkie said as she looked at the destruction of all her hard work. I shrugged my shoulders walking over to the flipped over tables lifting them up before carrying them to their appropriate place.

"Jon what are you doing?" Twilight asked as I went over to the over turn speakers flipping them upright.

"What's it look like I am doing?" I asked as Moon joined me in cleaning up. "We have a time constraint Twilight so shut up and help me get this place in working shape." I said fixing another heavy speaker.

"But how are we going to fix all of this? We don't have enough time to do it all by ourselves." Rarity said as I only continued to work diligently. I went to pick up another speaker only for Applejack and Rainbow Dash to help me.

"Well come on Ya'll it ain't gonna fix itself." AppleJack said as all of us got into the swing of it.

Slowly people began to pass by the gym and join in helping fix up the Gym. It was kinda nice to know all the work didn't fall onto me. Though if I did have my magic a simple flick of the wrist and all of this shit would have been done. I smiled as I watched everyone helping each other clean up and finally work together under one simple goal.

My eyes flicked to the entrance to see Sunset Shimmer walk off in a huff. I cracked an even bigger smile at that sight. I saw Celestia and Luna walk into the room looking at the repaired Gym with smiles. "The Fall Formal is on once again!" She announced as the entire school cheered filing out to go get ready for the dance. I got to my feet dusting my legs off as I was seized by the arm. I repressed my standard greeting to such treatment instead opting to look at who grabbed me. I saw it was Rarity and the girls.

"What?" I asked as the girls looked at each other before turning their smiles at me. "No seriously what is going through those heads of yours." and with that I was abducted and dragged off to get a suit.

I was forced into a suit against my will via one very... insistent Rarity. A simple black coat and pants with a dark purple vest. Rarity tried to get me to wear a Trilby hat only for me to see a simple black Baseball cap laying on her table. I grabbed the cap putting it on my head with a smile. I was always a cap guy anyway.

Now came to fun part of going to the dance and winning the crown ba-

"Hey Jon you told me that you would tell all of us once we all got back together what your secret mission was." Pinkie said as I paused.

... Ah shit I did say I would didn't I....

"Fuck." I muttered as I turned around as Twilight looked at me in shock as I shrugged my shoulders. "Fine a Pinkie Promise is a Pinkie Promise."

"Darling what are you talking about. What secret mission?" Rarity asked Pinkie.

"Well it's actually really simple. Twilight, Spike, Moon, and myself are all from a different dimension. Sunset Shimmer came to our world and stole Twilight's crown and we were tasked with coming to take it back. The crown that is the prize is A magical artifact known as an element of harmony and Sunset wants to use it probably to take over the world. Anyway that's the gist of it all. Oh and Moon. She doesn't have her own body since she is the physical manifestation of my magic due to the portal we came through since she had her own personality the portal separated both of us. OH! and I am actually not even the age to be in High School. I'm actually 27." I said as everyone looked at me with slack jaws.

"Come on Jon it's not cool to lie to us like that." Rainbow said as Applejack set her hand over her shoulder.

"He ain't lying Sugarcube. No hesitation in his delivery what so ever and not even a twitch. He is telling the truth completely." The girls looked to Applejack and then to me.

"WHAT!" They all yelled before turning to Twilight.

"Come on Twilight you guys aren't really from a different dimension." Rainbow said as Twilight sighed.

"No he is telling the truth. We come from a different world. I am actually a princess of a nation and Jon... Jon is the protector of our entire nation. Though his methods leave much to be desired." She said shooting me a glare.

"Sorry Twilight I can't hear you over the number of times I saved the world." I said chuckling at the annoyance on her face. "Well you guys wanted the truth so there you go." I said with a shrug. Rarity fainted completely missing her couch as she went down.