T'would be a shame to waste this opportunity
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T'would be a shame to waste this opportunity
Rarity screamed in a rather unladylike fashion as she was dragged below deck. The pirate that had slung her over his back paid no mind to her kicking and struggling as he carried her down the stairs. With a groan, he dumped her unceremoniously on the ground. Rarity took in her surroundings as she picked herself off the ground.
The mess hall they had brought her to was positively filthy, even for a pirate ship. She flinched away from the line of benches around the table, and was thankful that she didn’t have a blacklight spell. The wood creaked around her as the ship rocked back and forth on the waves.
Rarity wished that they were near a port; though she didn’t get seasick very often, she still hadn’t found her sea legs. So, as abhorrent as the idea sitting on the benches was, she couldn’t think of a better way to ensure that she didn’t fall over, so she daintily sat on the very edge of the hard wood, smoothed over years of use. Anything was better than falling on her rump in front of her captors.
Her captors, she noted with an air of disdain, sorely needed a bath. Rarity wished she could levitate them into the ocean and give them a good scrub. Even seawater would help, and seawater was briny and icky! That one time she had fallen overboard, she had smelled of salt for days. Not even her perfumes could keep the smell of the sea at bay, but the ocean would smell better than these pirate’s filth.
Speaking of those sons-of-beaches, they had stopped arriving in the room behind her. One of them closed the mess hall’s door and leered at her. Rarity shuddered in disgust and wished she had a clean change of clothes on her. The way that he was looking at her made her feel as dirty inside as the floor of the poop deck.
“So, lass, what are we goin’ to do with you?” One of them hissed, sneering at her as though she were a piece of property. He was a large burly earth pony stallion, and Rarity had no doubt that he could easily best her in a fight, despite the fact that she had magic on her side. She gulped and scooted back on the bench, away from him, making a mental note to thoroughly brush off her backside once escaped.
If she escaped.
A pegasus pirate laughed and flopped down on the bench next to her, wrapping a wing around her. “Little lady, there be no place you can be running off to, so take off your dress! Stay a while!” He grinned, flashing yellowed teeth at her. Under most any other circumstances, Rarity would have offered to teach him the art of brushing his teeth, but she felt that now might not be the best time to do so.
She untangled herself from his grasp and hopped onto the table, eyeing the other two pirates in the room. One, a mare, was giggling and leaning against a unicorn stallion, whose horn was sparking menacingly. Out of all the pirates, Rarity thought she might have the best luck reasoning with the mare, so she walked unsteadily on the table towards her. “Darling, please, you’re a mare of reason, correct? Surely you understand that I simply cannot discuss the terms of my, ahem, imprisonment, under these simply horrid conditions?”
The mare snickered at her and pulled a dagger out of her saddlebag. Rarity flinched and took a step back, but the mare only used the weapon to idly pick her teeth. “Like they said, lass, y’ve nowhere to run except the sea below us. And yer not exactly in a position to start making conditions, if I say so myself.”
The earth pony stomped on the table behind Rarity, who wheeled around, barely keeping her balance. “Th’ captain said we have free rein to do whatever we wants to you, lassie, so stop yer yammering. Yer ship is destroyed, an’ nopony will find you. So lads, what do you say we give our newest cargo here a proper welcome?” The pirates cheered and stepped towards the table.
Rarity sputtered and held a hoof to her forehead. “I- you wouldn’t dare! I’ll have you know I am a lady, and once they hear of my kidnapping, my sailor friends will track you down! Th-they’ll pay any ransom you wish, so I wouldn’t do anything unseemly towards me, because if they hear about it, they’ll certainly have your ugly heads for it!”
The pirates just laughed. With a few flap of his wings, the pegasus perched on the table and crept menacingly towards Rarity, who backed up to the end of the table. “Ye talk too much, pretty lass. We’re goin’ ta put that mouth of yers to good use!”
A blush crept up Rarity’s cheeks as she turned around on the end of the table, the pirates closing in and circling her. She was trapped! “N-now, I’m sure we can reach some sort of agreement. Like, ah, here! Darling, here, take my pearls!” She unhooked her necklace and handed it to the pegasus. The pirate only grinned wider and tossed the string of pearls aside.
Rarity choked back a protest. Those were worth a fortune, and he had thrown them onto the dirty ground! She would rage at him, if anger wasn’t so unbecoming of a lady. She pat her dress, trying to think of something else to give, before reaching a conclusion and untying it. “Here, this should fit you, ma’am, it’s worth more than I am, honest!”
The pirate maid took the dress and folded it, setting it aside before turning back to leer at the trembling unicorn mare. “I’d wager that yer wrong, miss. See, we haven’t made port in a month. You’ve been on the seas for a while, by the looks of the cargo your ship carried. Surely you know what that means?”
Rarity bit her lip and blushed brighter, her tail tucking between her legs. “It means you haven’t, ah, relieved certain needs of yours, have you, darlings?” She dearly hoped that she was incorrect.
The pegasus nodded with feigned sympathy, his eyes traveling up and down her shaking form. “Aye, it means we haven’t visited a whorehouse in a month, longer for a few of us. We’re quite pent up, lassie, and th’ captain did say we could use ye for anything, so we plan to.”
Rarity unconsciously took a step back, and squeaked when her tail brushed up against the muzzle of the burly earth pony pirate. His nose pressed against her tail covering her crotch, making her all-too conscious of the damp spot that had been forming there. Surely that was from nerves, right? There was no way that she was excited at the prospect, that would be positively embarrassing!
The earth pony pirate took a deep sniff in and nuzzled harder against her marehood, making Rarity gasp and step towards the pegasus stallion, who laughed. With a sweep of his wing, he knocked Rarity over the edge of the table. The mare and unicorn pirates reached up and flipped her over, until her back rested on the table. Rarity squirmed, hoping that the grime would wash out. It took a lot of effort to keep herself this tidy on the open seas, after all.
With a jerk, the earth pony pried her legs open. Rarity whined and struggled against his grip, but the mare and unicorn held her down as she was exposed. The pirate chuckled and licked his lips, giving her a slow once-over. “Now, mateys, that’s what I like to see! Look, the cargo’s all ready to go!” One of his hooves grazed down her thigh and over her marehood, making her hips buck instinctively.
Seeing a chance, Rarity kicked out with her unrestrained leg, but found herself unable to move. She looked to her left to see the unicorn stallion’s horn lit up, his magic securing her down. A quick rub against her nethers jerked Rarity back into focus, and she looked down. The earth pony pirate grinned at her and held a hoof up. It was coated with her own slick arousal! Rarity’s cheeks flushed a bright pink. What could she say? What was the ladylike thing to do?
Oh… screw ladylike behavior, she was kidnapped and about to be used like a common whore by pirates! “Let me go THIS INSTANT, you sons of beaches!” She cried out as he rubbed her harder, his rough hoof abusing her clit, lubricated only by the fluids that she was leaking, rather steadily, much to her embarrassed shock.
“Now, that isn’t refined an’ proper at all, is it, lass? I’d better swab out that foul mouth of yers right away,” the pegasus murmured, gently stroking her cheek with a forehoof before carefully turning around, stepping over her with his hind legs and presenting his rather large package to her.
Rarity’s eyes widened at the view he gave her. His impressive length was already hardened, a drip of precum forming at the tip. The pegasus pirate barely had to crouch before the flare brushed against her lips, smearing pre against her muzzle. Rarity whined and clenched her jaws shut. She would not be taken like this, she just wouldn’t! This couldn’t be happening!
The next second, Rarity choked. She couldn’t breathe! That- that unicorn stallion used some sort of spell to plug her nose! She sighed, resigned, before opening her mouth slightly. The pirate saw his chance, and thrust into her mouth. “An’ no biting, got it, lassie? If I so much as feel yer teeth scrape against me shaft, I’ll tie yer tail to a cannonball and let the sharks an’ sirens fuck ye instead!”
Rarity whimpered and swirled her tongue around his flare, trying not to gag at the taste of the fluid leaking from it. It wasn’t the worst thing she had tasted, but it came fairly close. She hummed and sucked gently on it, hoping that he’d be done with her soon.
A snort behind her was Rarity’s only warning before she felt two hooves press into her sides as the earth pony lined himself up with her pussy. A scream of outrage and fear grew from the back of her throat, but the pegasus had apparently felt that she had been moving too slowly, because he thrust hard into her muzzle. Rarity gagged as she felt his flare press into the back of her throat and whined around the mouthful of cock she received.
With a grunt of relief, the earth pony pressed into her soaked pussy and began moving without any ceremony. In, out, in, out, deeper and deeper with each thrust until he hilted deep inside her, his flare barely brushing against her walls with each push. Rarity cried out, her usually-beautiful voice muffled by the cock in her mouth. She tried to protest, but nopony could hear a word of what she said as she choked on the pegasus’s member.
The pegasus pirate laughed as he pulled out of her throat and mouth slowly, giving Rarity a few precious seconds to breathe before pushing back in, going deeper without any regard to the mare who sobbed around his cock, her lips wrapped around her teeth to prevent herself from accidentally biting down.
The two pirates began thrusting faster and faster, and the room was filled with the satisfying squelching sound of a mare being used from both ends, accompanied by the grunts and groans of the stallions using her. A soft purring moan made Rarity try to look out of the corner of her eye, only to see the unicorn stallion mounting the pirate mare from behind as they watched the show. Rarity blushed with outrage. Was she being used as nothing more than a cheap means for arousal?
The pegasus gave her a few seconds every now and then for Rarity to snatch a quick gasp of air before plunging back into her throat. Rarity gagged and looked over at the pirate mare, who hadn’t broken eye contact with her the entire time. A particularly hard thrust from the earth pony made the captive mare moan loudly around the thick stallionhood choking her, and the pirate mare moaned back.
The stallions using her were getting louder and louder, their thrusts becoming more erratic. Rarity whimpered and sputtered around the cock in her mouth, her thighs trying to close around the earth pony thrusting into her with abandon. With a cry of victory, the pegasus pushed hard into her muzzle until he hilted, his stomach tickling her nose. Rarity couldn’t stop him, she could only watch in horrified fascination as his balls clenched, emptying load after load of cum into her waiting stomach, which gurgled. She whimpered and tried to pull back her head, but he crouched and ground his hips into her face, and just kept cumming. Stars above, he must have been pent up.
After what seemed like ages, and after Rarity feared she’d pass out thanks to lack of oxygen, he slowly pulled out of her throat and mouth, sighing with rapture. She licked her lips. Her mouth tasted of stallion spunk, and probably would for days, no matter what she washed it out with. A deep groan made her look down, panting for breath as the earth pony stallion hilted inside her.
With no cock to muffle her sounds, Rarity cried out as she felt the first rush of cum flood her womb, followed by two, three, four, oh so many more. It was too much for the already-aroused mare. She arched her back and screamed as her walls fluttered and clenched around the pirate’s still-cumming member.
The pirate sighed contentedly as he slowly pulled out, a flood of seed spilling around his member as it tugged out and dribbled on the mess hall floor. He waved at somepony over to Rarity’s left, but she was too tired to look. Did something happen over there, or-
The unicorn hissed with delight as he mounted her, paying no mind to the cream spilling out around his thick shaft. He bucked against her, hard, using his magic to spread her even wider. Rarity whimpered, her eyes fluttering shut as he pumped in and out of her, fluid trickling down her thighs. He was overstimulating her, and it hurt, but there was nothing she could do about it, and Rarity hated feeling so helpless.
When she opened her eyes again, she was greeted with the sight of the mare pirate’s pussy, slit winking and dripping with arousal. “Lick, lass, or I’ll feed ye to the sharks,” the mare whispered menacingly, before sitting on Rarity’s muzzle. Rarity had no choice; if she didn’t want to drown in the marecum dribbling on her mouth, she’d have to lick for all that she was worth.
Her tongue poked out and she tentatively poked the pirate’s clit before licking all the way from clit to the tip of her slit. Rarity was rewarded with a particularly brutal thrust from the stallion, and she pushed her tongue into the mare’s snatch, swallowing the juices that ran down her tongue.
Were- were those two pirates making out? It certainly sounded like it, from the sloppy wet moans that came from above her. Every time Rarity hit a sensitive place in the mare, the unicorn pirate would increase his pace, giving her a quick thrust upward that somehow hit all the right spots in her, and rewarded her with a rush of blinding pleasure.
His balls slapped against Rarity’s ass, making her whine and struggle against her bonds. The stallion snorted, and a second later Rarity screamed into the maid’s clit as he spanked her hard on the flank. Again and again, he smacked her plush plot with his hoof, no doubt leaving a red hoof-shaped mark on it. Her shrieks and cries only egged the stallion on further as the mare moaned into his mouth. There- there was no way she was enjoying this sort of harsh treatment.
The orgy was building to a frantic climax. The pirate mare began bucking her hips into Rarity’s muzzle as she licked and suckled on her clit helplessly. The unicorn pirate’s thrusts pounded into her, harder and harder, until he froze, hilted deep inside her. Rarity moaned as he came inside her, feeling the sudden warmth of his cum as it spurted deep inside her.
She doubled on her efforts to get the mare on top of her to cum, suckling and flicking agains her clit with her tongue. A soft gasp from the mare was the only warning Rarity received before the pirate squirted, a thin spray of clear fluid flowing into Rarity’s waiting muzzle. It tasted tangy and sour, and Rarity tried not to make a face.
With a contented moan, the mare dismounted Rarity’s face, wiping her slit on Rarity’s beautiful mane as she turned around to watch. Rarity saw the pirate maid’s eyes widen and her mouth hang open slightly and craned her neck to see what she was so astounded at.
Her jaw dropped. The unicorn was still cumming inside her, his stream only beginning to taper off. In what had to be the result of some fertility spell, her stomach bulged out slightly from his truly massive load. The pirate winked at her before pulling out. He pressed a hoof gently against the bulge, and Rarity moaned as a thick stream of cum flowed out of her abused pussy.
The unicorn laughed cruelly as his other hoof wandered to her teats, rubbing against the hardened nipples for a few moments before it lowered, pinching her clit. With a shriek of shame and pleasure, Rarity came again, hard. The trickle of cum streaming from her pussy spurted out as her inner walls trembled and contracted, over and over.
Rarity relaxed on the hard wooden table, panting and staring at the ceiling. “Eversea,” she gasped out. The unicorn released her from his bondage spell, and she curled up on her side, one hoof pressing against the slightly smaller bulge that remained on her abdomen. The pegasus flew over to help her unsteadily to her feet, and placed a tricorn hat adorned with a feather on her mane, still damp with the mare’s cum.
The pegasus saluted her tiredly. “Permission to return to my cabin, captain?”
Rarity smiled. “Permission granted, Crows Nest. You and Barge are both relieved to get some rest. I expect you both up bright and early to help clean up the mess, though, darlings. I simply cannot bear having this mess hall anything but spotless for more than a night!” The pegasus and earth pony nodded and trotted out of the mess hall.
The pirate maid rubbed the unicorn’s back. “Ye did well, captain, taking three stallions an’ a mare. I reckon you’d put any common landlubber t’ shame.”
The captain laughed and straightened her hat. “Thank you very much, Geyser Spout. You and Top Rigging did a fine job. Mind taking first watch?”
The mare saluted smartly as Rarity trotted out of the mess hall and up the stairs to the deck. All was quiet on the seas as the ship rocked back and forth. The pirate captain retired to her cabin, grinning wildly, to take a bath. After all that positively filthy fun, she had to get clean somehow, right? At least on the outside. The inside… well, that was another story entirely.
Author's Note
And to think, I managed to write the entire thing without making a pirate joke, so here we go:
"Arr, matey, that there be th' most valuable booty of them all. I shall plunder that plot, and ravage it for me own! Yarr."
There we go. That feels much better.
