Honey Bun was standing in the middle of a room, filled with dead humans. Whoever they were, she didn’t really care. All she knew that they were humans and thus automatically deserved the worst fate possible.
She cleared her front hooves from the blood and pushed a few buttons of her foreleg’ communicator.
“This is Honey Bun, the bridgehead is clear, I repeat, the bridgehead is clear.”
It was silent for a while, but soon after she heard a very familiar and lovely voice. Voice of her Princess. Celestia.
“It’s good to hear that your travel was fine and now you’re safe. Do you have any idea of where you are, currently?”
Honey Bun looked around and shrugged.
“The regular human dump. Not much to say about it. They all look the same for me, to be honest. Although I’m sure you already know that.”
The voice of the Princess now was slightly tired.
“Anyway… are you sure you want this? Sounds like a tiresome act.”
“Yes, I am sure. I will never stop until I’m done with this thing.”
“Okay, but please… be safe. Nopony knows what they have against you.”
The earth pony snorted.
“Whatever they have, it will not help them. Honey Bun, out.”
She turned off the communicator and walked out, covering her eyes from the sunlight.
“Okay, so this is that swamp humans call a city, huh?”
Honey Bun smiled then took out heads of both Karen and Iceman and casually threw them to the crowd of black and white humans, who already recognized that she was a pony.
“Well, what do you know -- I was able to easily kill these two idiots and now stand in the middle of your ‘city’. What’s the name of it? Johannesburg? Geez, these names suck even more than you do. I know, hard to believe, but it’s true. Take my word on that.”
She smiled as she saw military personal and the police approaching her. Seems like after that incident with the barrier humans didn’t dismiss their watchdogs.
“You think it’ll be easy to defeat me, like you defeated those poor Royal Guards? You think you can mutilate and kill me? Come on, try it. Let us see if you stand a chance against an equal combatant!”
Before any of humans was able to even process this information with their useless, dumb and primitive brains, Honey Bun charged at them with the speed beyond anything they’ve ever seen.
She easily dismembered a dozen of black and white people with useless assault rifles in their badly smelling and dirt paws.
After that, she jumped on a building, then another one and dived from it, helping herself with her flight ability. With the speed of 26,420 miles per hour and mass of 132 pounds her kinetic energy was just as destructive as an explosion of a ton of TNT. She made explicitly clear that she’s not joking around.
While she stood in the crater filled with enemy blood, she heard sirens on the transport that was approaching her. She also heard helicopters.
Honey Bun smiled.
“You want to declare a war to me, just like you did with that Equestria? Well, hate to disappoint you but we’re not nearly as kind, forgiving and soft as those poor souls were. Now it’s your chance to experience it.”
She jumped out of the crater right on the helicopter. Then she broke the window, pulled out a pilot and threw him on the ground. The helicopter fell down, crashing into one of the police cars.
“Come on, you want to fight me, or what? Where are your rocket artillery vehicles? Where are your tanks? Where is your arrogance and where are you loud words about freedom and rights?!”
She destroyed several police cars by throwing them to each other.
“I can answer where they are. You are hypocritical cowards, just like the rest of the humans. You can only fight when you vastly outnumber your enemy in both firepower and numbers. Well, I’m alone, standing in here and challenge you. Challenge your whole rotten to the core, pathetic and useless country!
For the record -- I was happy to hear that Cape Town was destroyed. What are you saying? A city of nearly one million people, with a history spanning centuries? True. And also the city of racism, where black people kill white people because of skin color and white people kill black people because of skin color. A city where crime is so mundane that anyone can be killed on their walk home. A city with extremely high murder rates. A city called ‘a rape capital of the world’, where women were less safe than in a freaking warzone! You know what? Cape Town wasn’t a city. It was a piece of trash, and I glad it’s gone.
And now the whole of your idiotic, hypocritical, brainless, dim-witted, violent, primitive, useless swamp of a country will follow!!!
It's not even a country, it's a disgrace of the very idea of sapience. No sapient creatures could create such abomination and call it a county. It had to be razed a long ago. Only such corrupted and primitively agressive specie as human could be hypocritical and dumb enough to call this murderous loony bin a country!”
Her anger grew exponentially with each word. When she finished her speech, she was literally burning. But she also was smiling.
“Burn, you bucking humans. Burn in flame.”
It took her three hours to burn the whole country to the ground. Only three hours, and the South Africa, along with Lesotho and Swaziland, just stopped existing. For the good, that’s for sure.
Honey Bun was standing in the middle of this, covered in ash and dust, but smiling nonetheless. She looked at her communicator and pushed several buttons.
“Princess Celestia?”
“W-who is it? How can you talk to me? I...”
“Let me be clear, Your Majesty. I poses no threat to you and your subject. I just want to help, okay?”
Honey Bun’s voice was calming and compassionate. It calmed the Princess from the TCB world down.
“Well… what did you want anyway?”
Honey Bun smiled.
“I’ve heard that the Griffin kingdom’s bugging you nowadays.”
“...So?”
The earth pony took a head of Molyneux out of her saddlebag.
“Let’s just say that I can help you with that issue...”
