Man Vs. Moon God Horse

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Random, Human, Princess Luna, Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 1619

You challenge Princess Luna to a wrestling match. Naturally, she is rather taken aback by this.

You challenge Princess Luna to a wrestling match. Naturally, she is rather taken aback by this.

Published 2017-11-20 03:30:13 UTC
Last updated 2017-11-20 03:30:13 UTC

Human Vs. OP Luna

Nestled in the middle of a dark library at the dead of night, there was a huge, meaty, dark blue alicorn with a flowing starry mane, who was sat on a large light blue cushion, her huge backside sinking deeply into the fabric. Her mane gave off a faint light, her large, teal eyes glowed as if they were a cats’ eyes, allowing one to barely make out a large, black book in her hooves. The horse indeed had the uncanny ability to hold such an object, as if she had hands.

All was quiet in the library. The only sounds there were to be had was the slow, gentle breathing of the horse, and the occasional low hum of magic when she turned to the next page of her book. Said page being wrapped in an azure aura of magic.

For quite sometime, nothing of interest really happened, the horse merely quietly read her book.

Until suddenly, a nearly hairless ape like creature, standing upon two legs had lunged toward her out of the darkness, wearing nothing but white underpants. This foolish creature was you.

She panicked making a loud neigh, and in her haste cast a most mighty spell in the form of a lightning bolt of pure energy, turning your body into ashes on the floor.

She brought a hoof to her mouth, gasping in horror over what she had done, tears falling down her cheeks.

Shaking off her despair, she made to surround her horn in an azure glow, the same glow was encased around your ashy remains.

A moment later, there came a flash and you found yourself in the world of the living. Albeit, dazed and confused.

You spoke in a low, drowsy voice. “Uhhh, Luna what hap— Ow! Aaaaaahhhhh!” as you spoke Luna dived on top of you, this was accompanied with a bone breaking sound and screams of agony from you.

“Luna! Why?!” you screamed in pain.

“Sorry Anon. We forgot the weight protection!” she shouted, lighting up her horn.

You sighed in relief when you felt her magic flowing through your body with a slight tingling sensation, her wonderful magic wiping away the pain and fixing your broken bones.

You sighed, basking in the soothing warmth of her soft, furry, heavy body resting on top of yours.

“If thou wanted a hug, all thee had to do was to ask.” she said softly, looking down at you with warmth in her eyes and a friendly smile.

“But…. I didn’t want a hug… I challenge you, Princess Luna to a wrestling match.” you said angrily.

Luna’s ears twitched, her eyes widening in shock. “Thou didn’t… say, what We think thee said, did they?” she asked in a worried tone.

“You heard me, I challenge you to a wrestling match!” you shouted.

“Anon, We are an immortal alicorn, who can survive the heat and pressure from within a hypergiant star. We can even survive inside a black hole. We can move the stars themselves. Our hooves can shatter the hardest substances of the universe into dust. What chance does thee have against that?”

“Oh yeah, you’re not so tough!”

Luna slapped her forehead with a hoof. “Please tell Us, this is merely a jest.”

“No joke. I want to fight!”

“Please, we don’t want to fight thee. Thou is our friend. We much rather have a just friends spooning session with thee.” she said sadly, looking down at you with sad, puppy dog eyes.

“No deal! I want to fight you! To prove I am a manly man!” you shouted.

Luna sighed deeply. “Very well, let’s get this over with.”

With that Luna lit up her horn with an azure light glow for a brief moment, at the same time there was a slight tingling sensation coursing through your body.

“Hey! No magic! That’s cheating!” you shouted angrily.

Luna stood up without a word, her mighty form towering over your far smaller body compared to hers.

“Thine body is brittle like glass. We have to make sure We don’t accidentally kill thee.” she said sternly.

“What?!” you shouted, jumping to your feet. “I don’t need your fancy horse magic!”

“Allow Us to demonstrate.”

“Demonstrate? What are you-- Aaaaaahhhh!” as you spoke Luna shoved you with her hoof, sending you flying across the room to slam against the wall on the opposite side of the library. Surprisingly enough, the hard stone your body impacted felt like nothing like stone. It was if your body hit what felt like soft spongy material, as if the hard stone was a mattress.

“Without the protection spell We cast upon thee, thou would be little more than a pile of bloody jelly on the floor right now.”

“No! I would not! Us humans are stronger than that!” you shouted.

“Oh, please.” Luna shook her hoof nonchalantly, dismissing your protest.“The only reason thou is alive is because We hold thee most dear to Us.”

“Enough talk! Let’s fight!” you shouted, raising your arms, assuming a ninja like position, Luna giggling with a hoof over her mouth from your antics.

“Very well human, We shall allow thee to make the first move.”

With that, you charged, screaming like a madman as you ran toward her, once reaching her you wrapped your arms around her neck. From there, you used all your strength to push her over… tried to at least.

Luna merely stood on her four hooves with a wicked smirk on her face, whilst you grunted in frustration in your struggle to knock her over. Over the course of several minutes, you struggled with all your might to push her over. Alas, it was of no use. Her body remained in place as if you were trying to push a mountain over with your bare hands.

“Our turn.” she said in a nasty tone.

With a simple light push with her hoof you were sent on the floor, before you had a chance to get back up, she merely sat herself down on top of you, pinning you down from under her heavy weight.

Growling angrily, you made an attempt to lift her off you. Your hands made their way around her massive backside, from there, you took a tight grip upon her cutie marks, sinking into the soft flesh of her rump deeply. With her fat ass held firmly in your grasp, you tried with all your might to lift her off you. Her ass felt incredible but you remained focused on your task in trying to lift her off you. Through it all, Luna seemed to ignore your raging boner pressing against her.

Each and every attempt was complete folly. Her backside and her body in general was simply too heavy to lift.

For a quite sometime, you struggled valiantly in your attempts to lift her massive rump off you. Your hands roamed across the wide surface of her soft, heavy mounds of flesh pinning you down. Your hands sank deeply into the soft squishy fat of her rump.

You tried numerous times to lift her rump off you in several places, but with each and every attempt was the same result. She was simply too heavy, and you couldn't even lift her an inch off you. Nonetheless, you continued your struggle to lift her massive rump off you, despite the clear evidence of this task being impossible.

“We have a theory that this so called ‘wrestling match’ was just an excuse to feel up Our backside.” she said suspiciously in a harsh tone, narrowing her eyes to slits.

Your hands froze in place on her rump, holding back the thick layers of squishy soft fat.

“Uhhh… no. Of course not.” you said nervously.

“Don’t lie to Us. We know thou desires to mount Us.” she said angrily, giving you a death glare.

“I….I...I-I… Hmmm!” as you spoke, Luna abruptly leaned her head down, closing her eyes and pressing her lips against yours to bring you into a passionate kiss.

“Mmmm!” you said in bliss, enjoying the kiss and closing your eyes.

Throaty moans came from her as she used her large, powerful tongue to rub against your far smaller one. You and Luna moaned and groaned in bliss, your tongues dancing together in a tender display of intimacy, swirling around one another and gently rubbing against each other.

Through your kissing you took the liberty to roam your hands over the soft, bountiful cheeks of her massive butt. You fondled her ass all over, giving a tight squeeze here and there, sinking into the soft flesh of her huge rump.

You had to breathe through your nose, Luna showed no sign of wanting to stop this kissing session anytime soon. While still making out with you with passionate moans coming from her, she made to light up her horn with an azure glow.

At first, nothing seemed to be happening. However, you soon began to notice something rather odd happening. You didn’t really notice it at first, but it seemed you had to stretch your arms further and further, your hands slipping ever further away from her ass, and sinking even deeper into it.

Not only that, but her weight in general seemed to be rapidly increasing. This prompted you to open your eyes to see that she was literally growing in size, inching higher and higher into the air by the second.

At this, Luna slowly parted lips with you, a thin strand of saliva connecting both your lips, her growth coming to a stop.

“You got some big moons to please, little human.” she said in a lustful tone, staring down at you with bedroom eyes.

The End