Twilight’s Bizarre Adventure

by Paleblood Pony

Chapter 1: Equestria Bites the Dust

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Jotaro ran at Kira, an attempt to stop him from activating his ability, though it was a futile effort. “Kira!” yelled the hulking man.

Yoshikage Kira looked up at Jotaro. “Are you coming for me, Jotaro? Bites The Fust was created because I didn’t want to run from you!” Said the injured murderer. “Come closer! Just try to stop time! How long will you be able to stop it? Just try and corner me!” As Kira said this, his Stand, Killer Queen formed behind him, holding it’s hand out as though it was about to press a detonator. “Pushing me to the limit again will make Bites the Dust appear!”

“Jotaro, you need to stop time!” Yelled a critically injured Josuke. “Don’t let him push Killer Queen’s switch again!” Josuke made an attempt to run after Jotaro, but the pieces of wood stuck in his leg and stomach prevented him from doing so.

Suddenly, Kira’s Stand grabbed the woman behind him, turning her into the new host for Bites the Dust. “Wh-what?!” She screamed, unable to see the Stand that had just grabbed her.

“No! This is the limit!” Yelled Kira. “I’m pushing it... Now!” Killer Queen’s finger presses down, making an audible noise as though it actually held something. An explosion rocks the ground, sending Kira into the air. “I-I did it! I pressed it.” Kira yelled as he is dragged into a tear in time and space behind him.

“Jo... suk... e... Josu... ke... Josuke! Wake up!” The now conscious Josuke shot up upon hearing the familiar voices of Okuyasu and Koichi. “Hey, Josuke, are you alright man?” Okuyasu asked the still barely awake Josuke.

Instinctively, Josuke’s hands felt around for the pieces of wood that had been lodged into his body during his fight with Kira and Stray Cat, only to not realize they weren’t there. “Wh-what the hell? Where are the railings that were stuck in my body?”

“I don’t know” Came the familiar voice of the user of the Stand Echoes, Koichi. “Just like I have no idea where we are.” Josuke looked around, only to see that they were no longer in Morio, rather, they were in the middle of a field.

“How did we get here? Hey, Koichi, have your Echoes fly up and take a look around.”

“I can’t. Act 3 only has a range of five meters, remember?”

“Right, damnit... bit wait, how did my wounds get healed? And didn’t Yoshikage activate Bites the Dust? How come I still remember my whole fight with him? And how did it bring us to this field?”

“None of us know the answer to that question, or we would have told you already.” Josuke turned to look at his sort of friend, Rohan Kishibe. “My Heaven’s Door can’t find out even though I’ve checked everyone of us.”

“Damn.” Josuke stood up and looked around before walking over to Jotaro. “Has your Star Platinum found anything yet?”

“Yeah. It found a village not very far from here. From what I can tell, it’s only a few hours away.” Jotaro said as his Stand faded from existence.

“Then we should start walking right away!” Josuke started to walk in the direction of the village, followed by his friends who were just as confused as he was.

After a few hours, the group reached the village, only to find it totally abandoned. “That’s weird. All the doors are shut and nobody has their lights on.”

“That’s not the only strange thing, look.” Rohan pointed at one of the buildings. “Look at how small the buildings are.”

“Yo-you’re right, Rohan.” Koichi felt a weird feeling that something was wrong. “And why are all the houses made of hay and wood? Shouldn’t they be made of brick?”

Suddenly, the group heard a growling noise and turn around. “What the...?” Josuke took notice to the strange creature that had appeared behind them. “I-is that a wolf?”

“No. Take a close look, Josuke. It doesn’t have any fur, and appear to be made out of wood. It must be a Stand. There’s nothing natural about it.” Jotaro’s Stand, Star Platinum, appeared behind him. “The real question is, are we going to have to fight it?” Suddenly, Jotaro turns around to see more of the strange wooden wolves. “Yare yare daze.” He rushed at one of them, Star Platinum attacking the wolves with an extremely fast barrage of punches.

“Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora!” The Stand cried out as it swung its fists wildly. “ORA!” The Stand threw one last punch, smashing five of the wolves to pieces.

Josuke did the same, his Crazy Diamond smashing an additional three wolves, all the while screaming out it’s own battle cry. “Dorararararara!”

“Josuke, the Stand must give the user to create things out of wood and give them life!” Jotaro watched as the wolves began to reform from the piles of lumber that they had just been turned into.

“Alright! Crazy Diamond! Let’s change them into something less threatening! Fix!” The wolves Josuke had punched apart began to reform into a ball of wood, preventing them from turning back into wolves. Josuke turned around to see a wolf jump at him. “Sh-shit!”

The wolf was suddenly pulled away from Josuke, pulled by Okuyasu’s The Hand. “Don’t worry Josuke! Me and Koichi got your back.”

Almost as if they had rehearsed it, Koichi brought out his Stand. “Echoes, Act 3! 3 Freeze!” Koichi’s Echoes yelled, letting loose it’s own barrage of punches, not actually damaging the wolf. The wolf’s body suddenly sunk into the ground, forced down due to the weight Koichi was exerting onto it.

Suddenly, the wolves started to glow with a mysterious aura. “No. It can’t be.” Suddenly, a small tree bloomed out of the backs of each wolf. “So, these wolves aren’t the Stand?” Jotaro stopped as something flew passed his ear. The wolves all started shaking, causing leaves to fall from the trees. “Star Platinum! The World!” Time suddenly stopped around Jotaro as the leaves began to fly at the group. “I see. Their Stands seem to give them the ability to manipulate organic plant life.”

“Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora!” Star Platinum knocks all of the leaves out of the air.

“And if these thing are made out of wood, then all we need to do is burn them.” Jotaro’s Star Platinum pinches one of the wolves into pieces, grabbing a part of it and using it to start a fire. He grabbed the torch from Star Platinum. “Time has begun to move again.”
Everyone began to move again. The wolves began to shake again, before noticing the torch Jotaro’s hand. The trees on their back disappear as the wolves back off, before running away. Jotaro puts the torch out before dropping it. “Yare yare daze.”

The group all start to celebrate their victory as they hear a quiet voice speak to them. “Y-you creatures stopped the Timberwolves? Thank you so much!” The group turned to look at the origin of the voice, a small purple pony.

“What the hell?” The group says in unison.

To Be Continued...

Next Chapter: A New World of Stands.
Description: The group meet up with a young purple horse who calls herself Twilight. They learn she was attached by a mysterious human similar to them with a bow and arrow. Jotaro realizes that it may be the Stand Arrow and wonders who shot Twilight and whether or not she now has a Stand.


Author's Note

Sorry for taking so long to get to the whole MLP stuff. I just wanted to set up some story beforehand. And also sorry about the first enemy stand that they face not being a pony, rather a pack of timberwolves.

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