Twilight’s Bizarre Adventure

by Paleblood Pony

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Celestia, Crossover, Main 6, Princess Luna, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Mystery, Adventure
Length: 2743

Killer Queen’s third bomb has been set off, allowing two worlds to collide. Could the really be the work of Yoshikage Kira, or a new stand?

In an alternate universe, Kira really did manage to set off his bomb, but the effects are slightly... different then what they should be. Time hasn’t been set back, and there’s no sign of the murderer. But there are bright pastel Ponies. Could this be the work of an enemy stand?

Published 2017-11-19 04:50:07 UTC
Last updated 2017-11-19 04:50:07 UTC

Chapter 1: Equestria Bites the Dust

Jotaro ran at Kira, an attempt to stop him from activating his ability, though it was a futile effort. “Kira!” yelled the hulking man.

Yoshikage Kira looked up at Jotaro. “Are you coming for me, Jotaro? Bites The Fust was created because I didn’t want to run from you!” Said the injured murderer. “Come closer! Just try to stop time! How long will you be able to stop it? Just try and corner me!” As Kira said this, his Stand, Killer Queen formed behind him, holding it’s hand out as though it was about to press a detonator. “Pushing me to the limit again will make Bites the Dust appear!”

“Jotaro, you need to stop time!” Yelled a critically injured Josuke. “Don’t let him push Killer Queen’s switch again!” Josuke made an attempt to run after Jotaro, but the pieces of wood stuck in his leg and stomach prevented him from doing so.

Suddenly, Kira’s Stand grabbed the woman behind him, turning her into the new host for Bites the Dust. “Wh-what?!” She screamed, unable to see the Stand that had just grabbed her.

“No! This is the limit!” Yelled Kira. “I’m pushing it... Now!” Killer Queen’s finger presses down, making an audible noise as though it actually held something. An explosion rocks the ground, sending Kira into the air. “I-I did it! I pressed it.” Kira yelled as he is dragged into a tear in time and space behind him.

“Jo... suk... e... Josu... ke... Josuke! Wake up!” The now conscious Josuke shot up upon hearing the familiar voices of Okuyasu and Koichi. “Hey, Josuke, are you alright man?” Okuyasu asked the still barely awake Josuke.

Instinctively, Josuke’s hands felt around for the pieces of wood that had been lodged into his body during his fight with Kira and Stray Cat, only to not realize they weren’t there. “Wh-what the hell? Where are the railings that were stuck in my body?”

“I don’t know” Came the familiar voice of the user of the Stand Echoes, Koichi. “Just like I have no idea where we are.” Josuke looked around, only to see that they were no longer in Morio, rather, they were in the middle of a field.

“How did we get here? Hey, Koichi, have your Echoes fly up and take a look around.”

“I can’t. Act 3 only has a range of five meters, remember?”

“Right, damnit... bit wait, how did my wounds get healed? And didn’t Yoshikage activate Bites the Dust? How come I still remember my whole fight with him? And how did it bring us to this field?”

“None of us know the answer to that question, or we would have told you already.” Josuke turned to look at his sort of friend, Rohan Kishibe. “My Heaven’s Door can’t find out even though I’ve checked everyone of us.”

“Damn.” Josuke stood up and looked around before walking over to Jotaro. “Has your Star Platinum found anything yet?”

“Yeah. It found a village not very far from here. From what I can tell, it’s only a few hours away.” Jotaro said as his Stand faded from existence.

“Then we should start walking right away!” Josuke started to walk in the direction of the village, followed by his friends who were just as confused as he was.

After a few hours, the group reached the village, only to find it totally abandoned. “That’s weird. All the doors are shut and nobody has their lights on.”

“That’s not the only strange thing, look.” Rohan pointed at one of the buildings. “Look at how small the buildings are.”

“Yo-you’re right, Rohan.” Koichi felt a weird feeling that something was wrong. “And why are all the houses made of hay and wood? Shouldn’t they be made of brick?”

Suddenly, the group heard a growling noise and turn around. “What the...?” Josuke took notice to the strange creature that had appeared behind them. “I-is that a wolf?”

“No. Take a close look, Josuke. It doesn’t have any fur, and appear to be made out of wood. It must be a Stand. There’s nothing natural about it.” Jotaro’s Stand, Star Platinum, appeared behind him. “The real question is, are we going to have to fight it?” Suddenly, Jotaro turns around to see more of the strange wooden wolves. “Yare yare daze.” He rushed at one of them, Star Platinum attacking the wolves with an extremely fast barrage of punches.

“Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora!” The Stand cried out as it swung its fists wildly. “ORA!” The Stand threw one last punch, smashing five of the wolves to pieces.

Josuke did the same, his Crazy Diamond smashing an additional three wolves, all the while screaming out it’s own battle cry. “Dorararararara!”

“Josuke, the Stand must give the user to create things out of wood and give them life!” Jotaro watched as the wolves began to reform from the piles of lumber that they had just been turned into.

“Alright! Crazy Diamond! Let’s change them into something less threatening! Fix!” The wolves Josuke had punched apart began to reform into a ball of wood, preventing them from turning back into wolves. Josuke turned around to see a wolf jump at him. “Sh-shit!”

The wolf was suddenly pulled away from Josuke, pulled by Okuyasu’s The Hand. “Don’t worry Josuke! Me and Koichi got your back.”

Almost as if they had rehearsed it, Koichi brought out his Stand. “Echoes, Act 3! 3 Freeze!” Koichi’s Echoes yelled, letting loose it’s own barrage of punches, not actually damaging the wolf. The wolf’s body suddenly sunk into the ground, forced down due to the weight Koichi was exerting onto it.

Suddenly, the wolves started to glow with a mysterious aura. “No. It can’t be.” Suddenly, a small tree bloomed out of the backs of each wolf. “So, these wolves aren’t the Stand?” Jotaro stopped as something flew passed his ear. The wolves all started shaking, causing leaves to fall from the trees. “Star Platinum! The World!” Time suddenly stopped around Jotaro as the leaves began to fly at the group. “I see. Their Stands seem to give them the ability to manipulate organic plant life.”

“Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora!” Star Platinum knocks all of the leaves out of the air.

“And if these thing are made out of wood, then all we need to do is burn them.” Jotaro’s Star Platinum pinches one of the wolves into pieces, grabbing a part of it and using it to start a fire. He grabbed the torch from Star Platinum. “Time has begun to move again.”
Everyone began to move again. The wolves began to shake again, before noticing the torch Jotaro’s hand. The trees on their back disappear as the wolves back off, before running away. Jotaro puts the torch out before dropping it. “Yare yare daze.”

The group all start to celebrate their victory as they hear a quiet voice speak to them. “Y-you creatures stopped the Timberwolves? Thank you so much!” The group turned to look at the origin of the voice, a small purple pony.

“What the hell?” The group says in unison.

To Be Continued...

Next Chapter: A New World of Stands.
Description: The group meet up with a young purple horse who calls herself Twilight. They learn she was attached by a mysterious human similar to them with a bow and arrow. Jotaro realizes that it may be the Stand Arrow and wonders who shot Twilight and whether or not she now has a Stand.

Author's Note

Sorry for taking so long to get to the whole MLP stuff. I just wanted to set up some story beforehand. And also sorry about the first enemy stand that they face not being a pony, rather a pack of timberwolves.

Chapter 2: A New World of Stands

“What are you?” The purple pony asked the group. “I’ve seen your species before, but only once and they attacked my with a bow.”

“Could the one who attacked her be Kira?” Jotaro thought to himself. “Jotaro’s face suddenly turned pale. “What if he somehow got another Stand Arrow?” Jotaro said out loud.

“You don’t mean, that you think Kira is here too, do you? And that’s why those creatures have Stands?” Josuke yelled out.

“That’s exactly what I’m thinking, Josuke.” There was a gasp from everyone in the group.

“Ahem. It’s nice to meet you.” The group turn their attention back to the small purple pony in front of them. “My name is Twilight Sparkles, and I’d like to thank you for saving this town. What are your names?”

“I’m Josuke Higashikata.”

“Jotaro Kujo.”

“My name is Okuyasu. Why is your name so weird?”

“That was mean, Okuyasu! I’m Koichi Hirose.”

“My name is Rohan Kishibe, and it’s a pleasure to meet you Miss Sparkles. Do you mind me asking where we are?”

“Why, you’re in Ponyville, of course.” Replied Twilight.

“I think you misunderstood me, I meant what country are we in?”

“You’re in Equestria, of course. Now follow me. I have so many questions to ask. We can talk at my place.”

“Let’s just do as they say for now so we can figure this out.” Jotaro said as he started to follow the horse. The rest of the group join him in walking back to Twilight’s home.

“We’re here!” Said Twilight, stopping in front of a large tree. “Give me a minute to unlock the door, then we can go inside and get started.”

“Hey, Jotaro. Early you wondered if she was attacked with the Stand Arrow, right? Well, we can try finding out if she’s a Stand user by summoning our Stands. If she can see my Crazy Diamond or your Star Platinum, then we’ll know for sure, right?”

“Good idea, Josuke.” As Twilight turned around, Josuke and Jotaro both summon their Stands.

“Here we g- ahhhhh!” The purple unicorn jumps back a little, starteled by the sudden appearance of two more creatures. “Are those two your friends as well?”

“So, she is a Stand user. She saw both of our Stands. Is she our enemy?” Josuke whispered to Jotaro.

“Not as of yet. Call back your Stand while we figure out a way to lure hers out.” Both of the two recall their Stands and walk inside, having to duck under the doorway to avoid hitting their heads. They are followed by Koichi and Okuyasu, then Rohan and Twilight. The group sit at a table that has been set up in the middle of the room.

There’s an awkward silence until Twilight breaks it by asking a question. “Who were those two strange ghost like creatures that appeared behind you?”

“So, you could see them. They’re called Stands. There a manifestation of the Iser’s fighting and survival spirit. They can only be seen by other Stand Users. That means that you’re a Stand user as well.” Jotaro points at the small purple unicorn that’s sitting across from him.

“What? There’s no way! I think I would have noticed it by now.”

“That’s the thing. A Stand doesn’t always manifest by itself. Sometimes the User has to will it to appear, like us. But, there might be one way to get it to appear.” Without waiting for a response, Jotaro pulled out a pen and threw it at Teilight using Star Platinum. Twilight shrieks and waits for the pain of the fast moving pointed object to pierce her skin. But it didn’t happen.

“Wh-what?” Twilight opened her eyes and looked back towards Jotaro, to see the pen he had thrown at her to be caught mid air by a bright purple and yellow hand. “What’s that?”

“Your Stand. It would die or take damage if you did, so it manifested itself to protect you. It appears to be similar to my Stand, Star Platinum. I just don’t know the ability it carries with it.”

“I-I’m a Stand User?”

To Be Continued...
Next Chapter: Break of Dawn
Description: Jotaro through a pen at Twilight to get her stand to manifest. It worked and has shown itself partially. Now him and Josuke will try to reveal the Stand fully, and figure out its ability.

Chapter 3: Break of Dawn

Twilight sat, confused at what was happening. That man just through a pen at her, but something had protected her. They had called it a Stand. “Josuke, now!” Jotaro yelled.

“Right!” Crazy Diamond’s hand shot forward, grabbing the hand that caught Jotaro’s pen. It yanked back, forcing the Stand to show its full self. “Your Stand is quick, to have caught a throw from Star Platinum.”

The Atand has a similar humanoid appearance to that of Star Platinum and Crazy Diamond, though it had four hands instead of two. It’s head was more close to that of a pony, not human. It’s legs also appeared to be hoofs and not feet. “So... this is your Stand... Now, let’s see what it can do!” Star Platinum three a punch at the Stand, only for it to be dodged, smashing a bookshelf instead.

“J-Jotaro! What are you doing?!” Rohan yelled. “Heaven’s Door!” Rohan’s Stand attempted to touch Jotaro so he could right down a command that Jotaro couldn’t attack.

“Star Platinum! The World!” Jotaro stopped time and punched Rohan before his Stand could do anything. “Time has begun to move again.” Time returned to its normal movement and Rohan was sent flying back from the force of the punch.

“D-damnit...” Rohan passes out from his injuries.

“Josuke, take care of his injuries. I’m going to figure out that Stands powers.” Jotaro three another punch, smashing the table.

“S-stop it!” Twilight screamed. Her Stand reached out and touched the table, fixing it.

“So, you’re Stand is the same as Josuke’s. It can fix anyone or thing it touches.”

Twilights Stand reaches behind her and fixed the bookshelf, before throwing a punch and hitting Star Platinum’s arm, causing it to break. “What the?” Jotaro muttered as he fell to his knees. “I see now. Your Stand doesn’t just fix things. It’s stores up all the damage it heals and can pass it off to something or someone else by touching them.”

Twilight’s Stand faded away as she ran over to Rohan. “Is he ok?!”

“Yeah, he’ll be fine. My Crazy Diamond can fix him up in a second.” Crazy Diamond touches Rohan’s arm, instantly mending all of the damage that Star Platinum did to him.

“Josuke, come do me next.”

“Alright, Jotaro.” Josuke walk over to Jotaro and has Crazy Diamond fix him. “That was extremely reckless, Jotaro. You could have gotten seriously injured.”

“I know that. We needed to know what here Stand could do and whether it would be useful to us.”

“U-useful?” Stammered the purple unicorn.

“That’s right, none of us told you. We’re here hunting a Stand user and murderer named Yoshikage Kira. His Stand is a powerful one named Killer Queen. It can turn anything it touches into a bomb. We also think he has an arrow that can turn those it pierces into Stand users.” Koichi chimes in, the first thing he’s said since the fight with the Timbewolves.

“Oh my! That sounds absolutely horrible.”

“Yeah. And we think he’s the reason we’re in this world.” Said Okuyasu. “Do you know about anyone who can help us find him?”

“Well, there are the princesses, but I’m not sure how happy they’ll be with this situation, a murderer was brought from your world and is attacking people to turn them into Stand users.”

“Princesses? Could they help us locate Kira? If so, then we need to get to them and ask for their help. Beating Kira might be the only way to get back to our world.” Koichi says.

“Alright. You guys rest up. We’ll head out in the morning to go see the princesses.”

To Be Continued...
Next Chapter: Slayer |Part 1|
Description: The gang set off on a train ride to Canterlot to meet with princesses Celestia and Luna in hopes they can help to track down Yoshikage Kira. During the train ride, the train mysteriously stops. Josuke goes to investigate and finds the engine cut in half. He realizes that this is the first of Kira’s new Stand Users and tries to repair the engine, but can’t. Now, it’s up to the gang to find the Stand’s User before everyone on board the train is killed.