A 'Twisted Fate'by therandomemuChaptersA break up can be hard"Lady Luck is smilin'.""Oblivion awaits!" -MalzaharA break up can be hardPast "While the future may be mysterious and unknown to most, Twisted Fate is certain that his future lies within the cards." Twisted Fate, a man with many enemies. He definitely go around. What man makes many enemies, but never has his luck turning down? Twisted Fate, the master of cards never had his luck turn down. Ever since he was young, being born into a poor gypsy family, he had to find his way up. He made it through as a card shark, getting money until he reached his peak. He was an amazing criminal. No one could catch him. Not Caitlyn, not Graves whom he double crossed, and definitely not the Demacian police. He always found a way to escape. Graves, his old partner in crime, had been good friends with Twisted Fate. They met while playing cards, both of them pulling out four aces. That was the first time either of them met their match. Since then they fought together, stacked decks and rap sheets. The one thing that tore them apart, was when Graves hustled a large sum of money from Dr. Aregor Priggs. Priggs found out that Graves was Twisted Fate's partner, and that Twisted Fate desired magic. Priggs offered Twisted Fate a test where he could gain magic, but he had to turn in Graves. The deal was too good to turn down, so Twisted Fate accepted. Graves was locked up in a secret prison for years, but escapes, and asks Priggs one thing before killing him, "Where can I find Twisted Fate?" Twisted Fate, while Graves was in his prison, went to the science facility. He was told the wagers. He might change forever, or nothing might happen, or he might die horribly. Pain, however, was likely a part of the deal no matter the outcome. Twisted Fate went ahead with the tests. He endured everything, just for a shot at his dream. When nothing happened, he flew out in a murderous rage, but before he could attack the scientists, he was teleported many miles away. He realized his luck, and joined the League of Legends. Present Twisted Fate and his girlfriend Evenlynn, were walking through Granoa park in Demacia. He and her were conversing, laughing, and just talking about the League. Suddenly in the middle of the conversation, Evenlynn tells him something he didn't want to hear. "That last battle was too easy, the way you used your 'hate spike' to impale them, while I teleported behind him and blew a card in his face, the look on his face as he disappeared was priceless. Graves never saw it coming a-" "I'm breaking up with you." Twisted Fate, who was speechless at the suddenness, just stared at her. Evenlynn leaned up to him, kissed him on the neck, and walked away. Twisted Fate was later found for questioning in a bar. A news team tried to ask him questions, but he just passed out on the ground from drinking too much. The Next Day "Hey! Wake up you son of a bitch," said a gruff voice above Twisted Fate. He hears some giggles above him too. "Well, I was expecting something more," said a feminine voice. Twisted Fate slowly started to rise from the ground, only to receive a hard hit to the back of his head. He landed back on the floor and just started to moan in pain and confusion. "Why don't we just shoot him. That would be merciful for what he did to me." At the word shoot, Twisted Fate was instantly aware of his surroundings. He thought about his choices. He decided on one of his old tactics, to teleport when they don't expect it. "I'm part of the justice not a murderer like you Graves. I want to put him behind bars. Besides, he is barely conscious right now." "Barely conscious my ASS," as Twisted Fate said that, he teleports about 5 feet behind him. He looks at where he was, to see a surprised Caitlyn, fumbling with her rifle, trying to aim it at him. He also saw Graves, with his shotgun aimed at his head. "I know your tricks Fate. You locked me away for years, and now I'm going to get my revenge." "YARR, at least make this a fair fight young laddie. You cant expect him to fight you both can ye?" "Shut up Gangplank and eat your citrus fruits. We don't have a quarrel with you, besides, don't you have to go argue with Fortune?" "Why ye little laddie, I'll let you know, I will shoot you down if y-" Gangplank was interrupted by Graves shooting sleeping gas at Gangplank, making him fall over, unconscious. "Now that that is done, how about we pay you back for all you've do-," Graves looks up to see that Twisted Fate was gone. "Where'd he go?" Graves turns around to find Twisted Fate holding a wet cloth over a rapidly losing consciousness Caitlyn. Graves tries to raise his gun, but a hand grabs the barrel of the gun, and another hand punches him in the face. He is then kicked in the stomach, making him hit the floor. "Ha, you expected to beat me like this? I'll kill you, I will kill all of you." Suddenly the front wall of the bar broke down. Twisted Fate looks, to find Jericho Swain standing in front of Darius, the hand of noxus. "Twisted Fate, you are hereby charged with attempted murder of one Caitlyn, and one Malcolm Graves. How do you plea?" "Fuck. You." "Guilty. Darius, he is yours." Darius raises his large axe to go for an execution shot, but Twisted Fate rolls out of the way, then throws 3 cards at Darius. Darius falls over, but gets back up. Graves, Warwick, Singed, and many other champions are approaching to join the fighting. Then he hears her voice. "Fate, just give up, you can't win versus all of us, just get captured. You aren't yourself right now. You need to ca-" "Shut up! You ruined my life. I did everything for you! All you wanted to do is make another FUCKING BROKEN HEART. Why don't you just die!" Twisted Fate raises his ace in the hole. His death tarot card, being his most powerful, was rarely used in battle. He raises it above his head, then throws it with all his force at the approaching champions. The card impacted with Warwick, who was in the middle. BOOOM "No one fucks with Fate." Twisted Fate looks around with a sadistic look on his face. All of the champions were blasted back, some with blood seeping out of cuts they got from the debris. He got revenge on everyone for the battles he lost. He starts to laugh, until his eyes come across Evenlynn, who is buried under some rubble. Twisted Fate realized what he had done, and ran to her. He started to dig her out, but the other champions were starting to get out of the rubble. Twisted Fate looks at Evenlynn. He puts his mouth next to her ear and says, "I'm sorry," then teleports away. Due to his emotional instability, his teleport reached a peak in its range and power therefore his core of power is- Nevermind, let's just say it fucked up. Twisted Fate's teleport messed up and so he did not land anywhere near where he wanted. He would have of course, if he had chosen a destination. All he thought was, I want a better place. And what better place than a land of peace and harmony? A land called Equestria. "Lady Luck is smilin'.""Urg. Destiny never had that rough of a teleport. Where did I end up anyway?" Twisted Fate looks around to notice some crudely drawn trees. "What the hell is this crap?" Twilight "Spike!" "Yeah, Twilight?" "Do you have all the stuff for the picnic?" "Did you forget you are talking to your number one assistant?" "Of course, how could I forget?" Twilight slowly walks to the door with a basket in her saddle bag. Kinda redundant to put a basket inside of a bag, but I'm the author and narrator, so I do what I want. Back to the story. What Twilight didn't know was that Pinkie Pie was having bad feelings about this picnic. Twilight was the first one at the picnic spot. Well, first conscious one. "Rainbow! Wake up!" "Huh? Oh hi Twilight. I was just sleeping after a tiring day of being totally awesome." "Dashie, have you been sleeping on the job, or did you go to a party and eat until you were sleepy! *GASP* You went to a party without me? How could you Dashie." "PINKIE! I did not go to a party without you. Sheesh, you overreact too much." "OHMYGOSHMYPINKIESENSEISGOINGCRAZYSOMETHINGISGOINGTOHAPPENATTHISPICNICITISPROBABLYAMONSTERAHHHHHH!!!!!" "Pinkie you can't be serious, this picnic is perfect, and if there was a disturbance, Princess Celestia would feel a disturbance. Celestia "Hmmm, I sense a disturbance." (In the force.) Twisted Fate "Might as well pick a direction and walk. 30 minutes later "WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK!" That is the sound of a wild Twisted Fate being chased by a Manticore. "WHY ME!!!!!" Twilight "Do you guys hear that?" "w-t-t-e-f-c-wh-t-e-fu-k-what-the-fuck-WHAT THE FUCK!!!" "Well, what a crude pony." "SOMEONE PLEASE HELP MEHEHEHE!!!" "We have to help him girls," said Twilight. Smart Twilight, can't have the story ending here. "YEAH! Fastest pegasus in the world to the RESCUE! Hey, Pinkie, get off me. I can't fly with you on my back." "PINKIE PHYSICS GO!" And Pinkie is now running next to Twisted Fate. I hate you Pinkie... "Uh, yeah lets go girls." Twisted Fate "What the hell? I'm being chased by a FUCKING MANTICORE AND NOW THERE IS A PINK HORSE?" "Hi, my name is Pinkie Pie. I'm a pony not a horse, do you like parties?" "Can we talk after I- wait, why don't I just teleport." Twisted Fate is suddenly engulfed in cards as the rest of the mane six arrive. "What the hay is that?" "Hahaha, more ponies, looks like it's my lucky day." *Fwoosh* A location that I will say later on because I still don't know what it is "Wow, ponies, that talk. WTF, wait, did I just say wtf? What's wrong with me?" Twisted Fate said to himself. Jeez, he is worse than me. Twisted Fate looked at his surroundings. "Books? Hmm seems like a library of some sort. Wooden floors? This looks like a tree! Where am I? Let's see, ponies, maybe hell. Manticores, still leaves hell. Libraries in trees, obviously hell. Well, it's all in the cards, let's see what they have to say." Twisted Fate draws a card from his deck of tarot cards on his side. The deck is enchanted so he will never run out of cards. "Well what did I overhear, it looks like a monster from here." "What the hell was that?" "It talks like pony, so that looks must be phony." "Rhyming, always with rhyming. Of course! The card shows... A rhyming zebra. What. The. Fuck." "What, you don't like my rhyming?" "No. I don't. Now to actually get a card that tells me something about this place. Ah, here. Let's see, a World card? Wait, oh no. NONONONONONONONNO!" "What?" "I... I'll never be able to see Evenlynn again." Twisted Fate did what a manly man does. He cried. As he cried, the card he had in his hands fell to the ground. Zecora looked at the card (If you didn't know it was Zecora, then you need to watch more MLP) and she saw a picture of a world, but on it, was a picture of a human like Twisted Fate, but it was crossed out, and next to it were ponies. Zecora, knowing nothing of fortune reading, was puzzled to what it meant. Perhaps it has something to do with this 'Evenlynn that he spoke of, Zecora thought. While Zecora was pondering the meaning of the picture, Twisted Fate started to rise. He stands up then grabs a handful of cards, then threw them around. They smashed through everything in Zecora's home. Zecora stood shocked at the destruction. She had never encountered something as powerful as this thing in her house. She screamed and tried to run out of her home, but a part of the tree fell on her back. Twisted Fate, on the other hand, was so depressed that he didn't notice Zecora's cry of pain. Twilight "Did you hear that? It sounded like Zecora! We have to go help her." "But what about this monster, it just disappeared, like teleportation." "Silly Rainbow, he's not a monster. He is a human." (I hate you Pinkie.) "Why can't we just hide, if that's okay with you." "LETS GIVE HIM A PARTY!!!!! Twisted Fate: 1st person "Zecora! Are you okay?" The demons. They are here. They must have destroyed my home. I can't teleport across planets. They mu- *Gasp* "Zecora? Where are you? Did something attack you?" I have to run. I have to run. I have to run. I ran for my life, but one of the demons saw me. "HEY! GET BACK HERE!" Oh god, Demacia help me. I don't want to fight, my cards may not even effect them. Must run. Suddenly I felt a hard hit in the back of my head. I collapsed and all the air escaped my lungs. "GUYS! I GOT THE MONSTER!" "You all are the monsters! You took my home from me," and then I started to cry. They all stood around me and one of them started to levitate a paper and a quill to her. She started to write something, but why should I care. Nothing could happen to make me worse. After a few minutes I stopped crying and looked at all of the 'ponies'. One was purple with a horn. Her colors were just like Evenlynn aside from the pink highlight.. If any of these demons is going to die, I'm killing that one. I don't need reminders of my past. The orange one was wearing a hat like my cowboy suit. A white preppy one with a horn, probably like Fiora. Maybe of noble descent. The pink one was crazy, always jumping around like little Annie. She may be small, but she will kill without hesitation. Better not underestimate that one. The cyan one is fast and she has wings, like little Teemo. The last one is a cowering yellow one with wings. She seems to be hiding from me, but the look in her eyes tells me they can do more than just look. Maybe stun me like Sion. I look around. All of them were blocking an escape, except for the yellow one. She looks like she is trying to show fear. I eye the yellow one. I wait a little bit, maybe a few seconds, then run at her. I would have teleported but they might have been able to subdue me. When the yellow one saw me running at her, she just ran away. I kept running, but I knew the cyan one would catch up to me. I turn around and throw 3 cards behind me. I hear 3 smashes, some creaking, then I hear a crash of some trees. Must be weaker trees than the Noxian ones. Can't even dent those ones. I feel a hard hit on the back of my head again, but I was expecting it. It could fly. As I get hit, I fall and roll. At the end of the roll I jump, propelling me so I could end up facing it. I look at it and see surprise in its eyes. I also see the femininity in its eyes. Ha, I can do more than that. Might as well go down fighting. I raise my hand and moved my fingers telling her to come at me. She started flying at me with more speed then a diving eagle. I grab a card a fling it at her. It impacts her right on the forehead, knocking her backwards into a tree. She tried to get up, but I could see her wing was at an odd angle. I looked at her and said, "Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you. Hahaha. Good try kid. I can tell you're young. How about you find something weaker to fight." Then her friends showed up. "Deal 'em. Deal 'em all." They stare at me, and I just stare back. "Here pick a card." Then I threw 5 cards at them. One was flung at all of them. 4 of them impacted, launching them back, but the fifth one was stopped by the purple unicorn, who used some floating purple goo to stop it. The purple glue then lunged forward, launching the card at me. As it flew at me, I just reached out and grabbed it with my hand. "Man, they don't make demons like they used to eh?" "Demons?" "Heck yeah. You demons took me from my home, OR you destroyed my home. Either way, I'm fighting till I die." I grinned at the purple pony, but then the other ponies started to get back up, except for the cyan one, she was on the ground fighting back tears of pain, and the yellow one was trying to fix her wing. "HALT! By order of Princess Celestia, you, monster, must be taken into custody and tested to find the strength of your species." I saw a group of white ponies in gold armor and a big white horned and winged pony in the back. "HAHAHA, species? You killed my species! I will kill all of you before you can get close." I growled at them. All the ponies in armor looked at the bigger one, then after getting a nod from her, they all surrounded me, then started to advance. I, on the other hand, hit the bottom of my card box, sending many flying. As the cards flew, I started to twirl my hands sending the cards in a whirlwind around me. The white armored ponies kept advancing. I get ready to flourish my hands. A/N CLIFFHANGA! Hi please vote for your favorite league of legends character that I should implement. If you do not have the game, it is a free download. The link is here:This is the link, just register here, play, and I get rewarded for it. I will write my username in next chapter cause I'm too lazy to find out now. But yeah. 2nd story, first one is okay but I didn't really like it. Also if the story is missing a and n that is because my keyboard isn't very responsive with those keys. "Oblivion awaits!" -MalzaharThe guards kept advancing! I don't want to do this, but when a man needs to fight, boy can he fight. I flourish my hands. Sending thousands of cards in every direction. Demons flew through the air. One of the demons took a card to his masculinity. How I know it's a male? Grow a pair. Every man should know, and if that demon can read minds, I thoroughly apologize. 'No problem,' was said as a faint squeak in my mind. Hehe, wonder if he will be sterile? Anyway I looked through the crowd of bodies. I mean there are HUNDREDS of demons all collapsed on the ground. That was anti-climactic (Shut up Twisted Fate, your just that awesome in my head. GAMBIT AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON HIM!) was all Twisted Fate could think. Well might as well count them. 1 downed unicorn. 1 downed pegasus. 2 downed unicorns. Many unicorns, ponies and pegasi counting later, (so about 2 minutes cause Twisted Fate can count cards like a bawss. U MAD?) "243 unicorns. 319 pegasi. 248 ponies. Ooh, new one, 1 pegicorn." *Groan* "Oh sorry pegicorn, just trying to count you all up, so I can divide my schedule for torturing you. Oh wait! I have all the time in the world, because someone killed my species, so i got nuthin' to do. You know poker?" "Ah, I see. The void has chosen a fine mortal for a second chance," said a raspy voice, almost sounding like there were multiple voices saying the same thing in sync. "Who's there?" "In due course. You my fellow champion have been given a second chance." "What do you mean-" "SILENCE. You will listen. When you teleported, you failed. You teleported to the void, but the void gave you another chance. It only gives warriors second chances. I died in the void, then came back powerful. Cho'gath died in the void, then he came back with the ability to grow to vast sizes. (TWSS!!!) Shut up Author. Anyway, Kog'maw was from the void, and he is a powerful creature. They say it was sent from the void to claim me, but he is a long lost friend of mine. Kassadin was a father, and that reduced his power. The void took his daughter, and gave him strength. The void only chooses warriors, and now it chose you. I would not be surprised if you have other special abilities. Last thing." Suddenly a blue portal appeared (not like from portal you dumbs.) and out walked Malzahar, and he was carrying clothes. "Here, Evelynn knew you weren't dead. She asked me to bring these to you." He pulled out of his bag my High Noon clothes, my pax clothers (also known as cleavage Twisted Fate :D), Jack of Hearts, Magnificent, Musketeer, and the one I hoped she would have kept, Tango. The one dance she and I had together. "Do not fret Twisted Fate, she still loves you, but you will have to let her go. She is already going after Graves." "That son of a bitch..." I looked down at the ground, well tried. Kinda hard to look at the ground when it's littered with bodies. Malzahar looks down. His eye grow wide. "Damn." "HA I KNEW YOU ONLY HAD ONE VOICE!" "Yes, but the the more voices, the more mysterious. Now, I will take my leave. Try not to kill anymore horses." "I didn't ki-" I would have continued, but he was gone. "AHH!!!" "Damn it. 1 voice in a place with 810 demons. Well better get started." And so I searched. I searched until I reached the pegicorn. It was still lying in the same position, but this time a purple unicorn had it's hoof on the pegicorn's wing. I walk right next to the purple unicorn. I see she is trying to look like she isn't breathing. I pretend to walk away and I her her sigh. I sneak right next to her and lean down to her ear. I said what Evelynn would have said "I can smell your fear." "Somepony help me!!" I on the other hand burst out laughing. "Hey why are you laughing? Did you play a prank? That is so funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" "Wut?" "Pinkie get away from it! It's dangerous. Princess Celestia is passed out. She brought the Elements." I see all the other original 6 demons that were chasing me getting back up. "Why can't you stay down." So I raise my hands up in a fighting stance. I learned this trick when I got into a fist fight in the League. I see the demons go to the pegicorn, then pull a bag off her. They pull out some jewelry. "Jewelry wont work on me demons." "Alright girls, use the elements!" A fucking rainbow flew at me. Wow. I just punched my fist at it, and it flies back at them, and blows up at their feet. I punch again, making cards fly from my sleeves at the speed of a fist. It impacts with a purple shield. I see the demons charging their attack again, but this time when I tried to punch, my body was covered in a white aura. "What the hell is this CRA-AHHHH" I got hit by the rainbow and just laughed. "HAHAHAHA, it tickles HAHAHA!" I start shaking due to the amount of laughter. Suddenly the pink demon is next to me laughing as well. All the others just stared wide-eyed at me. I slowly stop laughing, then wipe a tear from my eye. After a few moments of retching, I get back up and stare at the standing demons, which grew because while I was laughing, a few regained consciousness. "Wow, you must not be demons, that laughter was the kind of laughter we heard little Annie go through. Poor girl, forced to live in such a dark land. Anyway, if you are evil, I'm ready to be killed. I've had my fun." "Fun? You hurt many of my little ponies." Twisted Fate had a pretend look of horror on his face. "You will be punished severely for what you have done." "But, is it not against the stated law of many places to arrest someone who has no knowledge of rules? I cannot abide by your rules if I do not know them." "You may NOT speak to the princess that way," said a much a slightly larger demon. "Oh boohoo, the house will always win, remember that before you try me." The demon started growling at me, then charged. Before any of the demons could stop him, I put my hand on his forehead, and lean down of him. He kept pushing at me, but my sheer weight keeping him in place. After a few minutes of this, the pink demon started to laugh, causing the big demon to look embarrassed and move away. "Anyway, aren't I correct?" "Well, yes b-" "So I AM let off the hook for this." "Fine, but if this happens again I will-" "Lose again, but don't worry. I will think about not doing it." I laughed on the inside. A gambler will always look for the small movements. The princess's ear was twitching slightly, showing her irritation and fear. Her irritation and fear means that she knows she can't win. "Well since that is finished I thi-" "*Burp* Uh, I think a voidling came out. Anyway, Your card manipulation should be better, and hey all you ponies, nice look Celestia. Tell Luna I said hello." "Malzahar, how do you know them..." "Well, your not the first one the void brought through and you will not be the last. Most of the league will come here at one point or another. I just guide them. One of the league is from here. He is still upset but he will get over it." Then Malzahar's voice was gone. "What is he talking about?" "I don't know, but never trust him." "Cool, one thing that didn't change from the League." "We will take you back to the Castle for testing, then you will be released." "Hmmm, no. I will abide by the laws, but I will not be tested on. I'm pretty sure it does not say in the law that 'Every new species must be attacked, taken into custody then tested on before being released." "Fine, but if you break one law, I will find you." "Haha, you can try." Twilight I can't believe that that monster is stronger than Celestia! No one except Princess Luna is close to her powers. Maybe even the nightmare. Please don't tell me to take it to Ponyville. (Most original name evar) "Twilight, I would like you and the Elements to take him to Ponyville." Oh buck. "Yes princess. Come on girls, lets try and make him feel welcome." I tried to smile at him, but after what he did, I could barely stand to look at him. "Can someone at least try and heal my wing, I don't like being grounded." A pony with a light blue mane, and music note cutie mark said, "Delicately." Then walked over to Dash while humming a weird tune. After a short while of waiting for her to fix Dash's wing, she finishes and looks at Twisted Fate, then winks. Twisted Fate noticed this and looked at her intently. "Um, thanks for fixing my wing I guess. What's your name?" "My name is Audia, after the word audio. I know a weird name, but it is fitting." Twisted Fate Who does she remind me of. Audio. I don't know. I'll give it time. After all, patience is a virtue. I will also wait for them to want to go. 5 seconds later "OH MY GOD WHEN ARE WE GOING!!!" Then we left all the guards and started walking through the forest. "Wow mister Fate. You sure can be loud when you want to. Maybe you can teleport teleport there." "Teleport?" Everyone says. "Well duh, girls, what did you think that whirlwind of cards were back with the manticore?" "Um, a trace that he was there?" "Wow, I never thought that this one would be the smart one of the group," I said looking at Pinkie. "Hey! We all are smart." "Well a good group has 1 genius, 2 fast ones, and 2 strong ones. You have the smart one think up the plans and be a good leader. The fast ones provide distraction and help with separation, after that, you have the strong ones pick the separated group off. It's quite simple. "Then which, mister Fate, are you?" She said with a smirk on her face. "Easy, I am one of the smart ones." I laugh as they all expected me to be one of the strong ones. "The strong ones are like a good friend of mine, Alistar. He is a minotaur. He is maybe 15 feet tall, also he has 4 horns." "We have those here. just they are around 10 feet tall." "10 feet? HA! I could take that guy down easily. I bet he can't handle a quarter of what we handle in the League. In fact, I bet that no one in this land can handle what we in the League have handled." "Yeah? Maybe the reason you think it is so hard is because you are a wuss." "Ever have a sword stabbed from your shoulder and out the leg?" They all cringed at that. "How about being electrocuted, or impaled, burning, exploded, frozen, enslaved, eaten FUCKING ALIVE! YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ANY OF THOSE?" The ponies shook their heads, all with disgust at how anything could do that. "Then you don't know anything." It got all quite until we reached the edge of the forest. The moon was high in the sky, so maybe it was midnight. I see the one called Fluttershy fly into a tree house thing near the edge of the forest. She said goodbye to everyone except me. It was more of a mumble. After that we walked to a building called the Carousel Boutique. The white pony was dropped off here. Maybe I could ask her to make me clothes. How do I know that it was a clothes shop? Being a gambler, you always had to look nice. We turned around and went to a gingerbread house. The crazy pink pony went there. After that, the 4 of us, me, a Rainbow Dash, an Applejack, and a Twilight, went to a big Tree house. Compared to everything in the town, it was big, compared to me, it was maybe 25 feet tall. "This is the home of a student of a princess?" "Yes, is there a problem with that?" "No just in my world, most students of a poor school have at least a two story house. The students of a princess? Maybe a house the size of a castle. Maybe bigger. I of course, would not know, having never gone to school." *GASP* Never gone to school? Everyone in equestria has gone to school. How are you even one of the 'geniuses' of a group if you never went to school? No offense." "None taken, and all you need to be smart is to know things." I take a card out of my tarot card pack. "And it says... That you have a servant dragon, this place is a library, ooh. That is just gold." He looks up, sees a dark figure in the night sky watching him, and winks at it. The figure in the sky faltered a bit then continued flying. "Ha, I love you cards. And besides, I learned everything that kids learn in school in about a week. All it took was tarot card reading. It also helps that I can tell the future." "Yeah right, it's impossible to be able to tell the future." I reach into my cards and pull one out. I read it, then say, "So is the Pinkie sense. By the way." I walk up to Twilight, and pick her up. She starts yelling at me, along with the other 2 ponies. I set Twilight down next to me, then Pinkie falls out of the sky, right where Twilight just was. "WOW, you know things just like I do!" Twilight just gazed at me with an open mouth. I look at her, then at the others. "We've been outside this door for," I take out a card. "10 minutes. I think we should go inside." When Twilight opens the door and we walk inside, I see the amount of books they have. "Wow, better not let Ryze in here." She just looks at me like I am crazy. "What? He loves books so much, but he will probably burn them with electricity." Twilight just looks at me and says, "Just, go to sleep. There is a bed in the basement." She points to the basement. Applejack looks at Twilight and Rainbow Dash, "Ah gatta get goin', ah've been out too long. Big Mac is probly worried sick about me." Rainbow Dash replies with a, "Yeah I gatta go too. Catch you later Twi." As Twilight says goodbye to them. I start walking to the door of the basement. I open in and walk down the stairs. All the basement is, is an attic in the basement. Lots of dust and lots of boxes. "Hmm," Then I wave my hand across, like I was slapping the air. A lot of cards flew out of my sleeve, and then blew wind everywhere, and the dust just disappeared, like it was never there. I laugh. "Old loony-Malz was right about something. Maybe he is a prophet." Then I burst out laughing. I started to fall asleep, I was happy, but then I remembered who that cyan haired pony reminded me of. My mind was about to grasp it, but then I fell into unconsciousness. A/N This is the link to the map I used in here for the Ponyville locations and what not. Also, anyone who can guess who that cyan healer pony is, I will let you choose any League of Legends champion that you want in the story to be implemented. A hint is the first thing she says is one of her quotes. Also to those of you that are a little slow, yes, she is a League of Legends character. P.M. me the answer. Also if anyone wants to help me with my applejack dialogue, you can. I can't type or speak in a southern accent. Yeah, if you don't like a chapter, and I get enough people who dislike it, I will rewrite it.
A break up can be hardPast "While the future may be mysterious and unknown to most, Twisted Fate is certain that his future lies within the cards." Twisted Fate, a man with many enemies. He definitely go around. What man makes many enemies, but never has his luck turning down? Twisted Fate, the master of cards never had his luck turn down. Ever since he was young, being born into a poor gypsy family, he had to find his way up. He made it through as a card shark, getting money until he reached his peak. He was an amazing criminal. No one could catch him. Not Caitlyn, not Graves whom he double crossed, and definitely not the Demacian police. He always found a way to escape. Graves, his old partner in crime, had been good friends with Twisted Fate. They met while playing cards, both of them pulling out four aces. That was the first time either of them met their match. Since then they fought together, stacked decks and rap sheets. The one thing that tore them apart, was when Graves hustled a large sum of money from Dr. Aregor Priggs. Priggs found out that Graves was Twisted Fate's partner, and that Twisted Fate desired magic. Priggs offered Twisted Fate a test where he could gain magic, but he had to turn in Graves. The deal was too good to turn down, so Twisted Fate accepted. Graves was locked up in a secret prison for years, but escapes, and asks Priggs one thing before killing him, "Where can I find Twisted Fate?" Twisted Fate, while Graves was in his prison, went to the science facility. He was told the wagers. He might change forever, or nothing might happen, or he might die horribly. Pain, however, was likely a part of the deal no matter the outcome. Twisted Fate went ahead with the tests. He endured everything, just for a shot at his dream. When nothing happened, he flew out in a murderous rage, but before he could attack the scientists, he was teleported many miles away. He realized his luck, and joined the League of Legends. Present Twisted Fate and his girlfriend Evenlynn, were walking through Granoa park in Demacia. He and her were conversing, laughing, and just talking about the League. Suddenly in the middle of the conversation, Evenlynn tells him something he didn't want to hear. "That last battle was too easy, the way you used your 'hate spike' to impale them, while I teleported behind him and blew a card in his face, the look on his face as he disappeared was priceless. Graves never saw it coming a-" "I'm breaking up with you." Twisted Fate, who was speechless at the suddenness, just stared at her. Evenlynn leaned up to him, kissed him on the neck, and walked away. Twisted Fate was later found for questioning in a bar. A news team tried to ask him questions, but he just passed out on the ground from drinking too much. The Next Day "Hey! Wake up you son of a bitch," said a gruff voice above Twisted Fate. He hears some giggles above him too. "Well, I was expecting something more," said a feminine voice. Twisted Fate slowly started to rise from the ground, only to receive a hard hit to the back of his head. He landed back on the floor and just started to moan in pain and confusion. "Why don't we just shoot him. That would be merciful for what he did to me." At the word shoot, Twisted Fate was instantly aware of his surroundings. He thought about his choices. He decided on one of his old tactics, to teleport when they don't expect it. "I'm part of the justice not a murderer like you Graves. I want to put him behind bars. Besides, he is barely conscious right now." "Barely conscious my ASS," as Twisted Fate said that, he teleports about 5 feet behind him. He looks at where he was, to see a surprised Caitlyn, fumbling with her rifle, trying to aim it at him. He also saw Graves, with his shotgun aimed at his head. "I know your tricks Fate. You locked me away for years, and now I'm going to get my revenge." "YARR, at least make this a fair fight young laddie. You cant expect him to fight you both can ye?" "Shut up Gangplank and eat your citrus fruits. We don't have a quarrel with you, besides, don't you have to go argue with Fortune?" "Why ye little laddie, I'll let you know, I will shoot you down if y-" Gangplank was interrupted by Graves shooting sleeping gas at Gangplank, making him fall over, unconscious. "Now that that is done, how about we pay you back for all you've do-," Graves looks up to see that Twisted Fate was gone. "Where'd he go?" Graves turns around to find Twisted Fate holding a wet cloth over a rapidly losing consciousness Caitlyn. Graves tries to raise his gun, but a hand grabs the barrel of the gun, and another hand punches him in the face. He is then kicked in the stomach, making him hit the floor. "Ha, you expected to beat me like this? I'll kill you, I will kill all of you." Suddenly the front wall of the bar broke down. Twisted Fate looks, to find Jericho Swain standing in front of Darius, the hand of noxus. "Twisted Fate, you are hereby charged with attempted murder of one Caitlyn, and one Malcolm Graves. How do you plea?" "Fuck. You." "Guilty. Darius, he is yours." Darius raises his large axe to go for an execution shot, but Twisted Fate rolls out of the way, then throws 3 cards at Darius. Darius falls over, but gets back up. Graves, Warwick, Singed, and many other champions are approaching to join the fighting. Then he hears her voice. "Fate, just give up, you can't win versus all of us, just get captured. You aren't yourself right now. You need to ca-" "Shut up! You ruined my life. I did everything for you! All you wanted to do is make another FUCKING BROKEN HEART. Why don't you just die!" Twisted Fate raises his ace in the hole. His death tarot card, being his most powerful, was rarely used in battle. He raises it above his head, then throws it with all his force at the approaching champions. The card impacted with Warwick, who was in the middle. BOOOM "No one fucks with Fate." Twisted Fate looks around with a sadistic look on his face. All of the champions were blasted back, some with blood seeping out of cuts they got from the debris. He got revenge on everyone for the battles he lost. He starts to laugh, until his eyes come across Evenlynn, who is buried under some rubble. Twisted Fate realized what he had done, and ran to her. He started to dig her out, but the other champions were starting to get out of the rubble. Twisted Fate looks at Evenlynn. He puts his mouth next to her ear and says, "I'm sorry," then teleports away. Due to his emotional instability, his teleport reached a peak in its range and power therefore his core of power is- Nevermind, let's just say it fucked up. Twisted Fate's teleport messed up and so he did not land anywhere near where he wanted. He would have of course, if he had chosen a destination. All he thought was, I want a better place. And what better place than a land of peace and harmony? A land called Equestria.
"Lady Luck is smilin'.""Urg. Destiny never had that rough of a teleport. Where did I end up anyway?" Twisted Fate looks around to notice some crudely drawn trees. "What the hell is this crap?" Twilight "Spike!" "Yeah, Twilight?" "Do you have all the stuff for the picnic?" "Did you forget you are talking to your number one assistant?" "Of course, how could I forget?" Twilight slowly walks to the door with a basket in her saddle bag. Kinda redundant to put a basket inside of a bag, but I'm the author and narrator, so I do what I want. Back to the story. What Twilight didn't know was that Pinkie Pie was having bad feelings about this picnic. Twilight was the first one at the picnic spot. Well, first conscious one. "Rainbow! Wake up!" "Huh? Oh hi Twilight. I was just sleeping after a tiring day of being totally awesome." "Dashie, have you been sleeping on the job, or did you go to a party and eat until you were sleepy! *GASP* You went to a party without me? How could you Dashie." "PINKIE! I did not go to a party without you. Sheesh, you overreact too much." "OHMYGOSHMYPINKIESENSEISGOINGCRAZYSOMETHINGISGOINGTOHAPPENATTHISPICNICITISPROBABLYAMONSTERAHHHHHH!!!!!" "Pinkie you can't be serious, this picnic is perfect, and if there was a disturbance, Princess Celestia would feel a disturbance. Celestia "Hmmm, I sense a disturbance." (In the force.) Twisted Fate "Might as well pick a direction and walk. 30 minutes later "WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK!" That is the sound of a wild Twisted Fate being chased by a Manticore. "WHY ME!!!!!" Twilight "Do you guys hear that?" "w-t-t-e-f-c-wh-t-e-fu-k-what-the-fuck-WHAT THE FUCK!!!" "Well, what a crude pony." "SOMEONE PLEASE HELP MEHEHEHE!!!" "We have to help him girls," said Twilight. Smart Twilight, can't have the story ending here. "YEAH! Fastest pegasus in the world to the RESCUE! Hey, Pinkie, get off me. I can't fly with you on my back." "PINKIE PHYSICS GO!" And Pinkie is now running next to Twisted Fate. I hate you Pinkie... "Uh, yeah lets go girls." Twisted Fate "What the hell? I'm being chased by a FUCKING MANTICORE AND NOW THERE IS A PINK HORSE?" "Hi, my name is Pinkie Pie. I'm a pony not a horse, do you like parties?" "Can we talk after I- wait, why don't I just teleport." Twisted Fate is suddenly engulfed in cards as the rest of the mane six arrive. "What the hay is that?" "Hahaha, more ponies, looks like it's my lucky day." *Fwoosh* A location that I will say later on because I still don't know what it is "Wow, ponies, that talk. WTF, wait, did I just say wtf? What's wrong with me?" Twisted Fate said to himself. Jeez, he is worse than me. Twisted Fate looked at his surroundings. "Books? Hmm seems like a library of some sort. Wooden floors? This looks like a tree! Where am I? Let's see, ponies, maybe hell. Manticores, still leaves hell. Libraries in trees, obviously hell. Well, it's all in the cards, let's see what they have to say." Twisted Fate draws a card from his deck of tarot cards on his side. The deck is enchanted so he will never run out of cards. "Well what did I overhear, it looks like a monster from here." "What the hell was that?" "It talks like pony, so that looks must be phony." "Rhyming, always with rhyming. Of course! The card shows... A rhyming zebra. What. The. Fuck." "What, you don't like my rhyming?" "No. I don't. Now to actually get a card that tells me something about this place. Ah, here. Let's see, a World card? Wait, oh no. NONONONONONONONNO!" "What?" "I... I'll never be able to see Evenlynn again." Twisted Fate did what a manly man does. He cried. As he cried, the card he had in his hands fell to the ground. Zecora looked at the card (If you didn't know it was Zecora, then you need to watch more MLP) and she saw a picture of a world, but on it, was a picture of a human like Twisted Fate, but it was crossed out, and next to it were ponies. Zecora, knowing nothing of fortune reading, was puzzled to what it meant. Perhaps it has something to do with this 'Evenlynn that he spoke of, Zecora thought. While Zecora was pondering the meaning of the picture, Twisted Fate started to rise. He stands up then grabs a handful of cards, then threw them around. They smashed through everything in Zecora's home. Zecora stood shocked at the destruction. She had never encountered something as powerful as this thing in her house. She screamed and tried to run out of her home, but a part of the tree fell on her back. Twisted Fate, on the other hand, was so depressed that he didn't notice Zecora's cry of pain. Twilight "Did you hear that? It sounded like Zecora! We have to go help her." "But what about this monster, it just disappeared, like teleportation." "Silly Rainbow, he's not a monster. He is a human." (I hate you Pinkie.) "Why can't we just hide, if that's okay with you." "LETS GIVE HIM A PARTY!!!!! Twisted Fate: 1st person "Zecora! Are you okay?" The demons. They are here. They must have destroyed my home. I can't teleport across planets. They mu- *Gasp* "Zecora? Where are you? Did something attack you?" I have to run. I have to run. I have to run. I ran for my life, but one of the demons saw me. "HEY! GET BACK HERE!" Oh god, Demacia help me. I don't want to fight, my cards may not even effect them. Must run. Suddenly I felt a hard hit in the back of my head. I collapsed and all the air escaped my lungs. "GUYS! I GOT THE MONSTER!" "You all are the monsters! You took my home from me," and then I started to cry. They all stood around me and one of them started to levitate a paper and a quill to her. She started to write something, but why should I care. Nothing could happen to make me worse. After a few minutes I stopped crying and looked at all of the 'ponies'. One was purple with a horn. Her colors were just like Evenlynn aside from the pink highlight.. If any of these demons is going to die, I'm killing that one. I don't need reminders of my past. The orange one was wearing a hat like my cowboy suit. A white preppy one with a horn, probably like Fiora. Maybe of noble descent. The pink one was crazy, always jumping around like little Annie. She may be small, but she will kill without hesitation. Better not underestimate that one. The cyan one is fast and she has wings, like little Teemo. The last one is a cowering yellow one with wings. She seems to be hiding from me, but the look in her eyes tells me they can do more than just look. Maybe stun me like Sion. I look around. All of them were blocking an escape, except for the yellow one. She looks like she is trying to show fear. I eye the yellow one. I wait a little bit, maybe a few seconds, then run at her. I would have teleported but they might have been able to subdue me. When the yellow one saw me running at her, she just ran away. I kept running, but I knew the cyan one would catch up to me. I turn around and throw 3 cards behind me. I hear 3 smashes, some creaking, then I hear a crash of some trees. Must be weaker trees than the Noxian ones. Can't even dent those ones. I feel a hard hit on the back of my head again, but I was expecting it. It could fly. As I get hit, I fall and roll. At the end of the roll I jump, propelling me so I could end up facing it. I look at it and see surprise in its eyes. I also see the femininity in its eyes. Ha, I can do more than that. Might as well go down fighting. I raise my hand and moved my fingers telling her to come at me. She started flying at me with more speed then a diving eagle. I grab a card a fling it at her. It impacts her right on the forehead, knocking her backwards into a tree. She tried to get up, but I could see her wing was at an odd angle. I looked at her and said, "Only two Jokers in the deck, and I get dealt you. Hahaha. Good try kid. I can tell you're young. How about you find something weaker to fight." Then her friends showed up. "Deal 'em. Deal 'em all." They stare at me, and I just stare back. "Here pick a card." Then I threw 5 cards at them. One was flung at all of them. 4 of them impacted, launching them back, but the fifth one was stopped by the purple unicorn, who used some floating purple goo to stop it. The purple glue then lunged forward, launching the card at me. As it flew at me, I just reached out and grabbed it with my hand. "Man, they don't make demons like they used to eh?" "Demons?" "Heck yeah. You demons took me from my home, OR you destroyed my home. Either way, I'm fighting till I die." I grinned at the purple pony, but then the other ponies started to get back up, except for the cyan one, she was on the ground fighting back tears of pain, and the yellow one was trying to fix her wing. "HALT! By order of Princess Celestia, you, monster, must be taken into custody and tested to find the strength of your species." I saw a group of white ponies in gold armor and a big white horned and winged pony in the back. "HAHAHA, species? You killed my species! I will kill all of you before you can get close." I growled at them. All the ponies in armor looked at the bigger one, then after getting a nod from her, they all surrounded me, then started to advance. I, on the other hand, hit the bottom of my card box, sending many flying. As the cards flew, I started to twirl my hands sending the cards in a whirlwind around me. The white armored ponies kept advancing. I get ready to flourish my hands. A/N CLIFFHANGA! Hi please vote for your favorite league of legends character that I should implement. If you do not have the game, it is a free download. The link is here:This is the link, just register here, play, and I get rewarded for it. I will write my username in next chapter cause I'm too lazy to find out now. But yeah. 2nd story, first one is okay but I didn't really like it. Also if the story is missing a and n that is because my keyboard isn't very responsive with those keys.
"Oblivion awaits!" -MalzaharThe guards kept advancing! I don't want to do this, but when a man needs to fight, boy can he fight. I flourish my hands. Sending thousands of cards in every direction. Demons flew through the air. One of the demons took a card to his masculinity. How I know it's a male? Grow a pair. Every man should know, and if that demon can read minds, I thoroughly apologize. 'No problem,' was said as a faint squeak in my mind. Hehe, wonder if he will be sterile? Anyway I looked through the crowd of bodies. I mean there are HUNDREDS of demons all collapsed on the ground. That was anti-climactic (Shut up Twisted Fate, your just that awesome in my head. GAMBIT AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON HIM!) was all Twisted Fate could think. Well might as well count them. 1 downed unicorn. 1 downed pegasus. 2 downed unicorns. Many unicorns, ponies and pegasi counting later, (so about 2 minutes cause Twisted Fate can count cards like a bawss. U MAD?) "243 unicorns. 319 pegasi. 248 ponies. Ooh, new one, 1 pegicorn." *Groan* "Oh sorry pegicorn, just trying to count you all up, so I can divide my schedule for torturing you. Oh wait! I have all the time in the world, because someone killed my species, so i got nuthin' to do. You know poker?" "Ah, I see. The void has chosen a fine mortal for a second chance," said a raspy voice, almost sounding like there were multiple voices saying the same thing in sync. "Who's there?" "In due course. You my fellow champion have been given a second chance." "What do you mean-" "SILENCE. You will listen. When you teleported, you failed. You teleported to the void, but the void gave you another chance. It only gives warriors second chances. I died in the void, then came back powerful. Cho'gath died in the void, then he came back with the ability to grow to vast sizes. (TWSS!!!) Shut up Author. Anyway, Kog'maw was from the void, and he is a powerful creature. They say it was sent from the void to claim me, but he is a long lost friend of mine. Kassadin was a father, and that reduced his power. The void took his daughter, and gave him strength. The void only chooses warriors, and now it chose you. I would not be surprised if you have other special abilities. Last thing." Suddenly a blue portal appeared (not like from portal you dumbs.) and out walked Malzahar, and he was carrying clothes. "Here, Evelynn knew you weren't dead. She asked me to bring these to you." He pulled out of his bag my High Noon clothes, my pax clothers (also known as cleavage Twisted Fate :D), Jack of Hearts, Magnificent, Musketeer, and the one I hoped she would have kept, Tango. The one dance she and I had together. "Do not fret Twisted Fate, she still loves you, but you will have to let her go. She is already going after Graves." "That son of a bitch..." I looked down at the ground, well tried. Kinda hard to look at the ground when it's littered with bodies. Malzahar looks down. His eye grow wide. "Damn." "HA I KNEW YOU ONLY HAD ONE VOICE!" "Yes, but the the more voices, the more mysterious. Now, I will take my leave. Try not to kill anymore horses." "I didn't ki-" I would have continued, but he was gone. "AHH!!!" "Damn it. 1 voice in a place with 810 demons. Well better get started." And so I searched. I searched until I reached the pegicorn. It was still lying in the same position, but this time a purple unicorn had it's hoof on the pegicorn's wing. I walk right next to the purple unicorn. I see she is trying to look like she isn't breathing. I pretend to walk away and I her her sigh. I sneak right next to her and lean down to her ear. I said what Evelynn would have said "I can smell your fear." "Somepony help me!!" I on the other hand burst out laughing. "Hey why are you laughing? Did you play a prank? That is so funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" "Wut?" "Pinkie get away from it! It's dangerous. Princess Celestia is passed out. She brought the Elements." I see all the other original 6 demons that were chasing me getting back up. "Why can't you stay down." So I raise my hands up in a fighting stance. I learned this trick when I got into a fist fight in the League. I see the demons go to the pegicorn, then pull a bag off her. They pull out some jewelry. "Jewelry wont work on me demons." "Alright girls, use the elements!" A fucking rainbow flew at me. Wow. I just punched my fist at it, and it flies back at them, and blows up at their feet. I punch again, making cards fly from my sleeves at the speed of a fist. It impacts with a purple shield. I see the demons charging their attack again, but this time when I tried to punch, my body was covered in a white aura. "What the hell is this CRA-AHHHH" I got hit by the rainbow and just laughed. "HAHAHAHA, it tickles HAHAHA!" I start shaking due to the amount of laughter. Suddenly the pink demon is next to me laughing as well. All the others just stared wide-eyed at me. I slowly stop laughing, then wipe a tear from my eye. After a few moments of retching, I get back up and stare at the standing demons, which grew because while I was laughing, a few regained consciousness. "Wow, you must not be demons, that laughter was the kind of laughter we heard little Annie go through. Poor girl, forced to live in such a dark land. Anyway, if you are evil, I'm ready to be killed. I've had my fun." "Fun? You hurt many of my little ponies." Twisted Fate had a pretend look of horror on his face. "You will be punished severely for what you have done." "But, is it not against the stated law of many places to arrest someone who has no knowledge of rules? I cannot abide by your rules if I do not know them." "You may NOT speak to the princess that way," said a much a slightly larger demon. "Oh boohoo, the house will always win, remember that before you try me." The demon started growling at me, then charged. Before any of the demons could stop him, I put my hand on his forehead, and lean down of him. He kept pushing at me, but my sheer weight keeping him in place. After a few minutes of this, the pink demon started to laugh, causing the big demon to look embarrassed and move away. "Anyway, aren't I correct?" "Well, yes b-" "So I AM let off the hook for this." "Fine, but if this happens again I will-" "Lose again, but don't worry. I will think about not doing it." I laughed on the inside. A gambler will always look for the small movements. The princess's ear was twitching slightly, showing her irritation and fear. Her irritation and fear means that she knows she can't win. "Well since that is finished I thi-" "*Burp* Uh, I think a voidling came out. Anyway, Your card manipulation should be better, and hey all you ponies, nice look Celestia. Tell Luna I said hello." "Malzahar, how do you know them..." "Well, your not the first one the void brought through and you will not be the last. Most of the league will come here at one point or another. I just guide them. One of the league is from here. He is still upset but he will get over it." Then Malzahar's voice was gone. "What is he talking about?" "I don't know, but never trust him." "Cool, one thing that didn't change from the League." "We will take you back to the Castle for testing, then you will be released." "Hmmm, no. I will abide by the laws, but I will not be tested on. I'm pretty sure it does not say in the law that 'Every new species must be attacked, taken into custody then tested on before being released." "Fine, but if you break one law, I will find you." "Haha, you can try." Twilight I can't believe that that monster is stronger than Celestia! No one except Princess Luna is close to her powers. Maybe even the nightmare. Please don't tell me to take it to Ponyville. (Most original name evar) "Twilight, I would like you and the Elements to take him to Ponyville." Oh buck. "Yes princess. Come on girls, lets try and make him feel welcome." I tried to smile at him, but after what he did, I could barely stand to look at him. "Can someone at least try and heal my wing, I don't like being grounded." A pony with a light blue mane, and music note cutie mark said, "Delicately." Then walked over to Dash while humming a weird tune. After a short while of waiting for her to fix Dash's wing, she finishes and looks at Twisted Fate, then winks. Twisted Fate noticed this and looked at her intently. "Um, thanks for fixing my wing I guess. What's your name?" "My name is Audia, after the word audio. I know a weird name, but it is fitting." Twisted Fate Who does she remind me of. Audio. I don't know. I'll give it time. After all, patience is a virtue. I will also wait for them to want to go. 5 seconds later "OH MY GOD WHEN ARE WE GOING!!!" Then we left all the guards and started walking through the forest. "Wow mister Fate. You sure can be loud when you want to. Maybe you can teleport teleport there." "Teleport?" Everyone says. "Well duh, girls, what did you think that whirlwind of cards were back with the manticore?" "Um, a trace that he was there?" "Wow, I never thought that this one would be the smart one of the group," I said looking at Pinkie. "Hey! We all are smart." "Well a good group has 1 genius, 2 fast ones, and 2 strong ones. You have the smart one think up the plans and be a good leader. The fast ones provide distraction and help with separation, after that, you have the strong ones pick the separated group off. It's quite simple. "Then which, mister Fate, are you?" She said with a smirk on her face. "Easy, I am one of the smart ones." I laugh as they all expected me to be one of the strong ones. "The strong ones are like a good friend of mine, Alistar. He is a minotaur. He is maybe 15 feet tall, also he has 4 horns." "We have those here. just they are around 10 feet tall." "10 feet? HA! I could take that guy down easily. I bet he can't handle a quarter of what we handle in the League. In fact, I bet that no one in this land can handle what we in the League have handled." "Yeah? Maybe the reason you think it is so hard is because you are a wuss." "Ever have a sword stabbed from your shoulder and out the leg?" They all cringed at that. "How about being electrocuted, or impaled, burning, exploded, frozen, enslaved, eaten FUCKING ALIVE! YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ANY OF THOSE?" The ponies shook their heads, all with disgust at how anything could do that. "Then you don't know anything." It got all quite until we reached the edge of the forest. The moon was high in the sky, so maybe it was midnight. I see the one called Fluttershy fly into a tree house thing near the edge of the forest. She said goodbye to everyone except me. It was more of a mumble. After that we walked to a building called the Carousel Boutique. The white pony was dropped off here. Maybe I could ask her to make me clothes. How do I know that it was a clothes shop? Being a gambler, you always had to look nice. We turned around and went to a gingerbread house. The crazy pink pony went there. After that, the 4 of us, me, a Rainbow Dash, an Applejack, and a Twilight, went to a big Tree house. Compared to everything in the town, it was big, compared to me, it was maybe 25 feet tall. "This is the home of a student of a princess?" "Yes, is there a problem with that?" "No just in my world, most students of a poor school have at least a two story house. The students of a princess? Maybe a house the size of a castle. Maybe bigger. I of course, would not know, having never gone to school." *GASP* Never gone to school? Everyone in equestria has gone to school. How are you even one of the 'geniuses' of a group if you never went to school? No offense." "None taken, and all you need to be smart is to know things." I take a card out of my tarot card pack. "And it says... That you have a servant dragon, this place is a library, ooh. That is just gold." He looks up, sees a dark figure in the night sky watching him, and winks at it. The figure in the sky faltered a bit then continued flying. "Ha, I love you cards. And besides, I learned everything that kids learn in school in about a week. All it took was tarot card reading. It also helps that I can tell the future." "Yeah right, it's impossible to be able to tell the future." I reach into my cards and pull one out. I read it, then say, "So is the Pinkie sense. By the way." I walk up to Twilight, and pick her up. She starts yelling at me, along with the other 2 ponies. I set Twilight down next to me, then Pinkie falls out of the sky, right where Twilight just was. "WOW, you know things just like I do!" Twilight just gazed at me with an open mouth. I look at her, then at the others. "We've been outside this door for," I take out a card. "10 minutes. I think we should go inside." When Twilight opens the door and we walk inside, I see the amount of books they have. "Wow, better not let Ryze in here." She just looks at me like I am crazy. "What? He loves books so much, but he will probably burn them with electricity." Twilight just looks at me and says, "Just, go to sleep. There is a bed in the basement." She points to the basement. Applejack looks at Twilight and Rainbow Dash, "Ah gatta get goin', ah've been out too long. Big Mac is probly worried sick about me." Rainbow Dash replies with a, "Yeah I gatta go too. Catch you later Twi." As Twilight says goodbye to them. I start walking to the door of the basement. I open in and walk down the stairs. All the basement is, is an attic in the basement. Lots of dust and lots of boxes. "Hmm," Then I wave my hand across, like I was slapping the air. A lot of cards flew out of my sleeve, and then blew wind everywhere, and the dust just disappeared, like it was never there. I laugh. "Old loony-Malz was right about something. Maybe he is a prophet." Then I burst out laughing. I started to fall asleep, I was happy, but then I remembered who that cyan haired pony reminded me of. My mind was about to grasp it, but then I fell into unconsciousness. A/N This is the link to the map I used in here for the Ponyville locations and what not. Also, anyone who can guess who that cyan healer pony is, I will let you choose any League of Legends champion that you want in the story to be implemented. A hint is the first thing she says is one of her quotes. Also to those of you that are a little slow, yes, she is a League of Legends character. P.M. me the answer. Also if anyone wants to help me with my applejack dialogue, you can. I can't type or speak in a southern accent. Yeah, if you don't like a chapter, and I get enough people who dislike it, I will rewrite it.
