The Epic Crossover

by Djclarke3

Chapter 1-into equestria

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Chapter 1-into equestria

Opening(0:00)

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(Ruby Rose and Brandon Clarke both look at their mother's tombstone)

They see you as small and helpless;
They see you as just a child.
Surprise when they find out that a warrior will soon run wild.

(white light appears and The Epic crossover title appears in multi color)

Prepare for your greatest moments;

(Weiss schnee is standing on stage while Bayonetta was leaning on the wall)

Prepare for your finest hour.

(Blake Belladonna is standing on a tree branch while Tai Doan was leaning against the tree)

The dream that you've always dreamed is suddenly about to flower.

(Yang xiao long gets a report from her scroll and rides off with Jeanne following her on motorcycles)

We are lightning,

(Herobrine and his army of monsters stands while the Ender Dragon flies over them)

Straying from the thunder,

(Mutant Ender stands there with 7 other Assassin‘s)

Miracles of ancient wonder.

(The whole team including team Rwby charges at the 8 mysterious assassins)

This will be the day we've waited for.
This will be the day we open up the door.

(Chris Redfield visits his old partner’s grave with Dante, Ada, and Trish)

I don't wanna hear your absolution;
Hope you're ready for a revolution.
Welcome to a world of new solutions.

(Celestia and Luna look at the friendship report with twilight and her friends)

Welcome to a world of bloody evolution.
In time, your heart will open minds,
A story will be told,
And victory is in a simple soul.

(Brandon pulls his pistols, spins them, and points both while kneeling)

(Opening ends)(1:04)

Brandon and the lady Landed in a forest after entering through the portal they came out of.

Brandon groaned as he felt like he was going to vomit.“Oh my god, I feel awful”

As Brandon felt better he looked up he was surrounded by trees. He realized he was in a forest of some kind which was a bad thing because of his PTSD. He looked at the lady who was getting off the ground dusting her self off.

"Excuse me ma'am but are you aight",Brandon asked. The lady looked at Brandon like she was serious.

"Do i look like a ma'am to you",The lady asked.

"Um...what"

"Exactly"

Brandon then sighed and pressed on his earpiece. "Alphys are you there",Brandon asked.

But there was no response."Alphys",Brandon asked again.

Again no response."Alphys this isn't funny",Brandon said.

Brandon then saw the lady looking at him confusingly."Who are you talking to",The lady asked.

"Just a friend of mine who isn't responding at all", Brandon said.

"P***y",the tree said. Brandon then gave the tree the middle finger due to his PTSD.

"What are you doing",The lady asked.

"Nothing",Brandon said.

"Look I don't have time to talk to you, i'm finding my way out of this forest, so you are coming with me and don't worry just stay with me and i promise you will end up in one piece",The lady said.

"Aight but first you need to tell me who you are",Brandon asked.

"Ceraza or Bayonetta take your pick",The lady asked.

"Bayonetta sounds more badass",Brandon said.

"Well then lets get moving",Bayonetta said.

"Hey wait i haven't told you my name yet",Brandon said.

"Really now and what is your name",Bayonetta said.

"I'm Brandon Dreemur",Brandon said.

Brandon and Bayonetta were walking in the forest and observing like scientists. They have never scene a forest so….colorful. Everything in the forest looks like a kid’s coloring book..or someone was high on drugs.

They then kept walking until they see something ahead, as they got out of the forest they saw a town of some sort.

Hmmm i wonder where we are...let me check my phone”

Brandon then pulled out his phone to find out where he was until…….

WHAT NO CELLULAR SERVICE...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHY IN THE WORLD IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME RIGHT NOW...you know what let's keep going

“What were you doing”

“Checking my phone that has no cellular service..oh well”

They then kept walking again, as they got closer to the town they noticed this town was not full of humans but full of...ponies.

Brandon thought this was weird that this had ponies in it. He felt that if him and Bayonetta entered this town, they would freak out, run away and never come out of their homes.

“I think we should g-”

Then someone came out of nowhere and tried to attack Brandon, however he did a powerful kick to his attacker. He looked at his attacker and saw a cyan pegasus, with a rainbow mane and tail, light red eyes and a tatoo on her thigh.

“I knew there were monsters in the everfree forest”

Brandon stared widening his eyes and pointed his pistol at the cyan pegasus which sounded like a female. “Hold up dog you can talk”,Brandon asked surprised.

“What, you never scene a talking pony before”,the peagusus said.

“Psst no...and who are you calling a monster and what the hell is the everfree forest”,Brandon asked while pointing at the Pegasus pony.

Bayonetta then interrupted the conversation and looked at Brandon."I think we should get out of here before we run into more problems",Bayonetta said.

“HELLO”,the pegasus said while flapping her wings.

Brandon and bayonetta were walking away from the crazy pegasus and were going somewhere else. “HEY I’M TALKING TO YOU”,she shouted.

Brandon got out his desert eagle and shot near the pegasus. The pegasus froze and saw Brandon give her a cold glare. “And now we’re walking from you..so you better not follow us”

The Pegasus started to get angry.“HEY GET BACK HERE, YOU TWO CAN’T JUST WALK AWAY FROM ME”

Brandon was getting pissed off with this pony.“Oh my god dog, you can’t just leave us alone for one goddamn second” Brandon then points at the Pegasus.

“We don't have time to give a s**t about why you're attacking us or who you are”,Bayonetta said.

Brandon thought this weird that they are getting threatened by a pony.

“You really think i would let you mon-”

“and first off we are not monsters, we're humans ok and secondly we came here by accident through a portal….speaking of which can you tell us where are”,Brandon said while starting to lose his patience.

“Why should I tell you two”,the pony said.

“Because we are kind of people you don't want to f**k”,Bayonetta said.

Bayonetta thought this is getting weird being threatened by a pony. She has dealt with saving her umbran sister’s soul, fighting angels and demons, and kicked two planes, but this is out right ridiculous.

It made sense that Brandon can’t get cellular service, it because he was in another world that HAD PONIES THAT ARE FOR GIRLS. Brandon then sensed that something didn’t feel right, like something was completely wrong. Like he, Bayonetta, and the cyan pony Weren’t. The.only. People. here.

“HIIIIIII”

Brandon saw the pony behind him, grabbed the pony. This Pony’s coat was pink, had a puffy rose magenta mane, her eyes were cyan blue, and has a tattoo of balloons.

Who the F**k does she think she, sneaking behind me and s**t”, Brandon thought.

"Hellomynameispinkiepiewhatareyouandyourfriendandwhereareyouandyourfriendfromandareyouanewponybecauseifyouareiwillgiveyouawelcometoponyvillepartand-"

Brandon then did a nerve pinch on the pony’s shoulder and the pony fell asleep.The Pegasus then looked at Brandon with surprised face.

“What did you do”, She said.

“Don’t worry i only put her to a** sleep”,Brandon said while still holding her.

“Why?”,the Pegasus asked.

“Because the way she talks makes me think she is high on drugs or something”,Brandon said reassuringly.

“Sure looks that way”,Bayonetta said sarcastically.

The cyan pony didn’t understand what Brandon meant and she didn’t know what a drug is.“O...k i don’t what a drug is or looks like, but you realize that you just put one of my friends to sleep”

Bayonetta stepped in the conversation with both of them.“So you mean to tell me that this crazy pony is one of your friends”, she said.

“Yes”, The pony said.

“Oh my lord do have any other friends like her?”,Brandon said while pointing at the pink pony.

“No she is the only one”,she said.

“Do you have any other friends that-”, Brandon said.

Before Brandon said anything else an explosion came from the town known as ponyville, and the townspeople are screaming.

“........Something tells we’re going to regret this…..Come on Bayonetta let's go find out what’s going on”, Brandon said.

“Wait what about pinkie pie”,the peagusus asked.

Brandon sighed, rolled his eyes,then looked at Rainbow and said,“....look just take her home while we deal with whatever is out their..aight”

“Um what”

“That wasn't a request just do it please”,Bayonetta said.

Brandon and Bayonetta headed to ponyville to find what the mayhem is going on.


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