Chapter 4-meeting the princesses gone WRONG.

Opening(0:00)

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(Ruby Rose and Brandon Clarke both look at their mother's tombstone)

They see you as small and helpless;
They see you as just a child.
Surprise when they find out that a warrior will soon run wild.

(white light appears and The Epic crossover title appears in multi color)

Prepare for your greatest moments;

(Weiss schnee is standing on stage while Bayonetta was leaning on the wall)

Prepare for your finest hour.

(Blake Belladonna is standing on a tree branch while Tai Doan was leaning against the tree)

The dream that you've always dreamed is suddenly about to flower.

(Yang xiao long gets a report from her scroll and rides off with Jeanne following her on motorcycles)

We are lightning,

(Herobrine and his army of monsters stands while the Ender Dragon flies over them)

Straying from the thunder,

(Mutant Ender stands there with 7 other Assassin‘s)

Miracles of ancient wonder.

(The whole team including team Rwby charges at the 8 mysterious assassins)

This will be the day we've waited for.
This will be the day we open up the door.

(Chris Redfield visits his old partner’s grave with Dante, Ada, and Trish)

I don't wanna hear your absolution;
Hope you're ready for a revolution.
Welcome to a world of new solutions.

(Celestia and Luna look at the friendship report with twilight and her friends)

Welcome to a world of bloody evolution.
In time, your heart will open minds,
A story will be told,
And victory is in a simple soul.

(Brandon pulls his pistols, spins them, and points both while kneeling)

(Opening ends)(1:04)

Brandon and the others got to the train station and are heading to Canterlot which was a weird name for a city. Brandon was napping while listening to rap music with his beats and his phone.

Bayonetta and Ada however were utterly disturbed by Pinkie asking a bunch of questions to the point where Bayonetta threatened her by kicking her off the Train. Ada however prevented her from doing that and asked Pinkie politely to stop asking questions.

All of the other ponies started staring and wonder what these creatures are and what their doing here.

*In Brandon’s dream*

Brandon looked at his surroundings only see darkness everywhere.

“What is this place”

Brandon then saw a yellow tiger with black stripes

“Who the f**k is this n***a”,Brandon thought.

“Hello Brandon”,The tiger said.

Brandon then pulled out his Desert eagle from his left front pocket and pointed at the Tiger.

“Who the F**k are you and how do you know my name”,Brandon said angrily.

*End of dream*

Brandon then started to sense that someone was near him while he was napping.

He opens his eyes and saw Pinkie next to him.

“....um”,was all Brandon said.

“Whatcha doing?”,Pinkie asked.

“Listening to music that’s...what”,Brandon said as he sensed enemies on top of the train. He then got up and started to go somewhere while taking his beats off.

“Brandon...Where are you going”,Twilight said curiously.

Brandon Glanced at Twilight.

“I will be right back”,Brandon replied.

Brandon then secretly got outside by throwing a smoke bomb and on top of the moving train.

Brandon then saw a bunch of Enderman and zombie pigman.

“What’s up N***a B***hes, did you a-holes lose your nerve”,Brandon asked.

Brandon then threw a throwing knife at the Enderman.

“Or did your a**es come here to die”,Brandon asked as he pulled out his sword.

Brandon then turned around and stabbed the Enderman in the stomach. He then snapped the Enderman’s neck which then fell off the Train.

A zombie pigman came near Brandon but got a throwing knife on the back of the head and died.

Brandon then saw the person who saved him.

A ginger haired girl, tan skin and blue eyes. She was wearing a purple face mask, Green shades, red fingerless gloves, a blue hoodie, black skinny jeans, Black and white converses and a brace on her lower arms which looks like hidden blades. (Think of this character as Evie Frye from assassin’s creed syndicate)

This was Bobbie Hart, another friend of Brandon's and trained Assassin.

Theses two meet when then were in middle school, at first Bobbie thought he was a good student but after Brandon’s mother died she felt bad for him. Brandon then went missing on a week of spring break.

She then got teleported to where Brandon found her and asked him where they were. After hearing Brandon’s story she helped him free the monsters from the underground prison and help him make monsters and humans live together. She then became roommates with two skeletons.

“Bobbie?”, Brandon questioned.

Brandon then sweeped the zombie pigman’s legs, and then Bobbie stabbed it with her hidden blade.

“Hey Brandon what's up”,Bobbie asked.

Brandon ducked as Bobbie threw a throwing knife at the enderman’s head.

“Nothing much but how did you get here”,Brandon asked.

Bobbie put her right hand on her hip and sighed.

“I kinda got sucked into a portal which lead me in a town called Ponyville, in which i saw you with two females and six ponies while i was hiding near a Building”, Bobbie explained.

“Wait does my adopted family or my friends know that i’m missing”,Brandon asked.

“Well to be honest no they still think your in London except Alphys told me that you were missing and told me to tell them that you were in London”,Bobbie said.

Brandon then started to completely understand why she just did that. He knew Alphys used to lie when she told him about this problem of hers, but he didn't knew she would go that far.

“I need to tell you something”,Brandon said.

Bobbie then got worried about what was happening.

“What is it you need to tell me”,Bobbie asked.

Brandon then started to explain about what happened in London and what went down with the Prime minister. Hearing this Bobbie covered her mouth and looked horrified at what she heard. Not only that Brandon also believes that someone can get him and the others ladies back to their world. Bobbie agreed to do this with Brandon and help get back home.

The train then came to a stop and the ponies were getting out of the Train.

“That's our cue to bounce”,Brandon said to Bobbie.

Brandon and Bobbie both got out of the train station stealthily and left a note that he wrote on the way to Canterlot.

Twilight and the others first looked at the note which said:

What's good it's you boy Brandon here Now not to alarm you or anything like that but I am heading to the castle stealthy see you guys there.

Brandon

They then started to talk about Brandon in private. They wonder what they think of him and his “assistants” as he called them.

They then headed to the castle.

***

Brandon and Bobbie both jumped from rooftop to rooftop while avoiding being caught.

They were always sneaky due to one of their friends teaching him the ways of stealth. This place seemed like an easy place to break inside silently.

Brandon and Bobbie saw two front doors being guarded by two...ponies wearing royal armor?

Brandon really didn't matter about that, he got his throwing knives and threw one near one of the guards.

One of the guards sees the knife and walks up to it. Bobbie first shoots a dart from her gauntlet at the guard looking at the knife in the neck. The Guard then fainted. Brandon then threw a smoke bomb, Bobbie shot another at the other guard’s neck, went to the door as guard fainted and they both got inside.

“This s**t is too easy”,Brandon quietly said to Bobbie.

Brandon and Bobbie continue to sneak in the hallway and tries not to get caught by the guards or anyone.

Brandon found the door he was looking for in which his target was the princess.

They first opened the Door, threw a smoke bomb, and closed the door, hid behind a pillar and saw what looked like two winged unicorns.

The white one to his left had pink eyes, its mane and tail were striped with pink, blue, purple, and green colors in a rainbow manner, a picture of an orange sun on its flank, gold shoes on all four of its hooves, a gold necklace with a purple gem in the center, and a gold tiara on its head behind its horn.

The blue one to his right had blue eyes accented with light blue eye shadow, its mane and tail was dotted with countless stars and was joined with galaxies and nebulae, a black blotch with a white crescent moon on its flank, silver shoes on all four of its hooves, a black necklace with the same white crescent moon from its flank, and a black tiara behind its horn.

They were more weirded out by this because of what they look like or what they reminded him of.

*Flashback 3 years ago*

Brandon was inside the castle throne room with a bunch of flowers. Even though it's weird he just wanted answers.

Brandon then started to hear a man humming.

The source was a goat like creature that was wearing some kind of robe.

“Um hello”,Brandon said.

“Just a minute I’m almost done watering these flowers”,The male goat said.

The male turned around and saw Brandon. He was about to say something but then backed away with a worried look.

“I'm Brandon Clarke, are you Asgore”,Brandon asked.

“Yes i am...so you finally came”,Asgore said.

Brandon then closed his eyes and sighed.

*Flashback ends*

Brandon then saw a bunch of angels appearing out of nowhere including two special types, both had claws but one was fire and the other were electric.

Brandon appeared out of his hiding spot and shot at the fire angel in the face with his pistol.

Brandon then saw the electric angel in which it tried to claw Brandon, but then got kicked in the chest and then got stabbed in the throat by Bobbie’s hidden blade.

Brandon then sensed another creature then got out his knife and threw it at the angel’s face. Bobbie pulled out her revolver and shot the Enderman in the stomach and in the face.

He then took out his sword and horizontal slices a creeper, vertical slices a Enderman, and does a slanted slice on a angel.

“Well that was weird”,Bobbie said.

“I know right, but not only that if these creatures are the same kind that i encountered in London who knows what else came here”,Brandon said.

Brandon and Bobbie saw the two winged unicorns.

“Aight look I ain’t here to harm you or anything like that but I need some answers and so do my assistants ok and if you're-”,Brandon said in serious tone.

These two ponies looked at the two humans with serious faces, they both shot a beam of energy at Brandon and Bobbie.

Brandon and Bobbie both dodge the beam. They then both put their hands up showing peace.

*Flashback 3 years ago*

Brandon dodged Asgore’s trident and then started to put up his hands showing peace.

“Asgore stop this isn't you man”,Brandon said.

“I am sorry but I have no choice”,Asgore said as swung his trident again at Brandon.

*Flashback ends*

“Whoa whoa whoa can you please calm the F**k down before someone loses a life”,Brandon said pulling out a throwing knife at the white pony.

“Wow you guys have a funny way of saying thank you”,Bobbie said while pointing Her revolver at the blue pony.

Brandon and Bobbie then heard the 2 doors being slammed opened by none other than Twilight, her friends and Bayonetta.

“Looks like you got here just in time, hey could you please tell the princesses to stop attacking us and help us”,Brandon said.

Twilight’s eyes widened as she saw the white and blue pony shoot energy beams at Brandon and the other human.

“What are you two doing”,Twilight asked to the white and blue pony.

“We were trying to be peaceful with these two but more of these enemies started appearing out of nowhere so we had to deal with them and now they are attacking us for no reason”,Brandon explained.

Bobbie shot a dart at the white pony’s neck. This made the pony faint and collapse on the ground.

Bobbie shot another dart at the blue pony before she(and yes they were both she's because of their eyelashes)reacted. This caused her to faint.

The ponies looked in horror and gasped as the other human shot something at the two ponies causing them to collapse.

“What did you do”,Twilight asked worryingly.

“Relax I didn't kill them, i just put them to sleep you don't need worry they will wake up in 10 mins”,Bobbie said while doing hand quotes.

“Why didn't you guys just talk to them”,Rainbow asked curiously.

Brandon then close his eyes and crossed his arms.

“I don't think talking to them was going to work, but maybe I can put some sense into them when they wake up. In the meantime i am going to relax and meditate while they wake up”,Brandon explained while sitting criss cross.

AppleJack then looked at the female human who was standing next to Brandon.

“Oh and if you guys are wondering who is this next to me, this is my friend Bobbie Hart”,Brandon explained.

“Hello”,Bobbie replied while waving.

Pinkie then appears out of nowhere, almost gave Bobbie a heart attack...GOD DAMMIT SANS.

“I can throw you and your friends a “Welcome to Ponyville” party”,Pinkie said.

“Really, is that you care about is throwing a party when a person from our world got murdered by another person”,Brandon said sternly.

The Main 6 then got confused and horrified about what Brandon said.

“Now what the Hay do you mean by that”,Applejack asked curiously.

Brandon then sighed and closed his eyes. He, Bobbie and Bayonetta then explained to the ponies about the whole incident with the prime minister and how everything went down with the portal appearing. Hearing this made all the ponies looked even more horrified after what just happened.

“Now do see what i mean, we don't need a party for this or anything else...and you think a party will make everything better and what not, but for me it just makes us bad people that don't care about who these people are or what their deal is or what...the only thing it leaves is...depression”,Brandon said coldly.

Bobbie then saw Brandon with a unhappy face. She felt bad for him due to the amounts of stuff that he regrets in his life. Ever since then she feels like he has suffered a broken heart.

Bobbie then looked at the ponies.

“I hate to say this but we don't need a party right now due to the amounts of stuff going on in our world”,Bobbie said.

Brandon then looked around and sensed that Ada was inside the castle.

“Hey Ada I know you're behind that pillar so you can stop hiding now”,Brandon said.

Ada then got out of her hiding spot and revealed herself.

“Hmm figures”,Ada said.

*Flashback 3 years ago*

Brandon was looking at Asgore who was kneeling while feeling sadness.

“I don't understand why you would do this in the first place”,Brandon said.

“I just wanted to be peaceful with these humans, but after my son died i had no choice but to take the humans souls. After saying that my wife was disgusted with my actions and then started to leave me”,Asgore explained.

Brandon then felt really bad for Asgore. Not only did this make him feel bad but it also gave him a reason on why he’s doing this.

“So go ahead...kill me”,Asgore asked.

*Flashback ends*

So for the rest of the 10 minutes Bobbie, Bayonetta, Ada and the ponies started talking about each other just to get to know each other.

Ada then looked at blue and white pony who were waking up from their “nap”.

As they were waking up they were up they they tried to move their bodies but no movement.

“It's about time you woke up”,Ada said.

The blue and white pony were both looking at Ada with confusion.

“Who are-”

“Before say anything else let us introduce ourselves first...I’m Ada Wong, and these are my assistants Brandon, Bayonetta and Bobbie. Secondly I already know your names...Celestia and Luna”,Ada said as she pointed at the white and blue pony.

They both looked at each other with wide eyes and back at Ada.

“How do you know our names”,Celestia asked.

Ada then looked at Celestia with a grin on her face.

“One of your so called guards told me about you two...and what you do”,Ada said.

“What do you want with us”,Luna said angrily.

Ada crossed her arms.

“I hope you're paying attention because I hate repeating myself. We came here because Twilight brought us..hoping you had info on how we can get back to our world”,Ada explained.

Brandon then stepped in the conversation with Ada.

“So are you going to shoot lasers and what not or are you going to help us”,Brandon explained.

“You got the help you need”

Brandon and the others turned around and saw someone that Brandon knew.

A Vietnamese with hazel eyes,black hair and tan skin. He was wearing a blue hoodie, black jeans, red face mask, sunglasses, fingerless gloves and green converse shoes.

This was Tai Doan, a friend of Brandon's and an assassin. These two met when they were 13. Tai Doan was the type of person that does stuff that makes him laugh and respect him.

After Brandon went to the Underground Tai Doan was teleported at a snowy area. After finding Brandon he agreed to join Brandon on his crazy adventure. He is now living with Alphys and another roommate.

“What’s good Tai”,Brandon said happily.

“Nothing much you guys”,Tai said.

Twilight and the others looked at the Two and were about to say something but then got interrupted by Bobbie.

“And if your guys are asking yes they do know each other. They became friends ever since they were 13”,

The two high fived and gave each other a man hug.

“Same here”,Brandon replied.

“I heard that you three went missing during your trip”,Tai said.

Ada was confused on how Tai got here. It didn't make sense on why they were all here.

“Wait how did you find us”,Ada asked.

“Well I found 6 Enderman, killed them, stole their Ender pearls and used one to teleport to your crib, but I noticed that you weren't home, I mean I called and texted you but you didn't answer. So I teleported to where you were and now I find you and your assistants here with..”,Tai explained.

Tai glanced at the ponies.

“Oh my god ponies...really...dude what is wrong with you man”,Tai asked.

Brandon then closed his eyes and sighed.

“Look we can explain”,Brandon said.

Brandon then started to explain everything on what happened during the time he was back in their world. He then explained about who the ponies were and what their deal is. Hearing this made Tai a little angry at what just happened and the Princesses worried.

“So now that the prime minister is dead, how will your family and friends react about this and you missing”,Tai said.

Brandon then looked at Tai with a unhappy face while crossing his arms.

“Look right now we need to get back to my world and being a gangsta myself we need them to help us”,Brandon said while pointing at Celestia and Luna.

Brandon and the others heard a bunch of screams coming from the hallways.

Then the doors were busted open and what Brandon saw was a four armed Enderman on steroids.

It looked like this

Tai then grabbed his shotgun which looked like this

“Hey over here”

Brandon looked and saw a person Brandon knew with another lady.

The woman on the bike had long white hair and wore a red jumpsuit.

“Chris, are you aight?”,Brandon asked.

“Were fine...the question is are you...?”,Chris asked.

Chris and the lady looked at the Enderman.

“What the f**k is that”,Chris said.

“Brandon….I'll beat your a** and get my paper B***h”,Mutant Ender said. (And yes that's his name)

“Bring it p***y”,Tai said.

“Chris I need you, Bayonetta and your lady friend to get these N****’s out of this crib and somewhere safe”,Brandon asked.

“Got it...wait what?”

“Just do it please”,Bayonetta said.

Chris and the others left the room, leaving Ada, Brandon, Bobbie and Tai fighting the Enderman on steroids.

Brandon took out his sword and started slicing in every direction.

Mutant Ender swung his upper right arm but soon got stabbed by Tai’s sai’s and shot him with his shotgun.

“I’m disarming you”,Tai said.

Tai then ripped off the mutant’s upper right arm off with full strength and then smacked him with it.

“THAT'S THE WORST JOKE I HEARD IN MY LIFE”,Mutant Ender shouted.

Ada shot at the Enderman in the lower left arm with her crossbow.

“That's the only thing you're ever going to get”,Ada said.

Bayonetta entered the battle by rapidly using her whips on her hands and guns on her heels. She did a combo of whipping and shooting on Mutant Ender.

He then teleported away from Bayonetta to Brandon and swung his upper left arm until Chris entered by grabbing it and ripping it off.

Chris then pulled out his shotgun and shot at Mutant Ender.

Brandon said “Deez Nuts” And punched him in the nuts.

*screams in pain and frustration*

“YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF”,Mutant Ender shouted again.

The lady entered by rapidly kicking and shooting with her guns on her heels. Bobbie then sliced off the mutants lower right arm with her hidden blade. Brandon then Started to tackle Mutant Ender and stabbed him.

"Who's getting paper now N***a B***h",Brandon taunted.

Mutant Ender then pulls out a hardrive and gives it to him then dies.

The six all looked at the corpse and felt victorious until another portal appeared and all of the guys in the room except Ada, Bobbie and Chris.

“Well that was weird”,Ada said.

Author's Note

Next time we get to see Brandon meet team Rwby and Bayonetta finds out some of Brandon's past. As always please like and leave comments down below.