Author's Note

Warning, innuendos coming up that may not be pleasant. You have been warned.

Honeymoon

I woke up in a dark cage, covered in a blanket and tired. I had no idea what was happening. Last thing I knew I was in the room with Wench eating some... chicken... There was a strange taste to the last piece and I scoffed. They sleep drugged me! Those jack offs, what'd I do?! I kicked the side of the cage, earning a startled yelp from someone close by. Griffon? Maybe. Griffons have an accent compared to ponies, and visversa. This was particularly interesting for me, because none of them sounded... American. They all had a strange accent, always different. Some were even so foreign you could swear they were different species! But were all ponies. This freaked me out and I couldn't wrap my head around it. Right now, I would have to deal with it.

I kicked the side of the cage again and earned another yelp, and I pulled at the blanket, fidgeting to move around.

"I-it sounds big. Are you sure it's safe?" The voice was that of a nervous young girl. I whimpered loudly, trying to open the cage. She yelped and i smiled, thankful she couldn't see me. It might be dark but it sure is fun.

Quickly I smiled and was glad they couldn't see me. But who is they? And where am I? And what is happening? I looked around and kicked at the door of the cage. It was near my feet and it looked weak. I let out a loud call of distress, trying to kick the door open. It just scared the mystery creature even further. It lifted the cloth I was under, and I squinted. I adjusted to the light and kicked, trying to get out.

The one on the other side gave a squeak and I looked at her.

It was a Pegasus female, young and mostly in her teens. This was pretty sweet. I reached my hand out of the bars and she jumped back quickly and I continued holding my hand out to her. My collar was tighter around my neck, snug enough not to be removed by myself or anyone without special attention. The poor mare looked at me and was fearful of me. I gave a coo and tried to calm her. She was hesitant, but she moved closer to my cage. I chittered my teeth and held my stomach. She came a little closer and looked behind her.

"G.. Grab an apple?" She sounded unsure as she held her hoof out on the bars. I put my hand on the bars and looked at her.

"We're almost to port. Get her out and get the mittens on her." The cage was opened and I was dumped out unceremoniously flat on my face. Quickly, I sat up and rubbed my nose groaning slightly. I clicked.

=I know you don't understand me, but where am I?=

She only responded with a small chuckle and a little poke in the side.

"I've heard of humans chittering, but not like that. She probably thinks that's speech, poor thing." She pat my head, seemingly a lot, LOT more relaxed with my intentions. I became confused as I was directed towards a table.

She nudged me even more and I obliged intently, having my leash pulled gently.

My heart was racing as I did as commanded, going along with everything. I was forced onto the table, suddenly pinned with aggressive carelessness. My arms were pinned out to my sides, leaving me stranded in a t position as my legs were tied together. I began to let out fearful croaks and whines. Little grunts that made their ears twitch.

"Hurry this up I can't handle hearing them like this!!" There was a clamped, soft feeling quickly over my hands. I twitched my hands and looked at them. Are you fucking kidding me.

They put mittens over my hands to make sure I couldn't scratch or hurt anyone?? Seriously?? This was already hard to deal with because of my situation, tied to a table at the mercy of two strange equines, who rewarded my "cooperation" with an apple. A fresh apple.

A delicious juicy amazing apple the size of my fucking head.

I was released and allowed to sit up and eat the apple with as much freedom as the declawing mittens would let me. I ate like a wild horse- heh -and ate until my stomach couldn't hold the beautiful apple.

"Good girl." I received a pat on the head making me growl a little before I was released. They guided me out of the storage room into the biggest part of the ship, a cruise liner. There was griffons, humans, dogs, cats, hell even a hamster out the door. Ponies were there too, making me comfortable. They were eyeing me with extreme interest, and the pony before me continued guiding me. I took note of the lack of children... And the lack of griffons. There were few. I analyzed the coat of the mare before me. She had a dark black coat, jet black. She had wings, and her body was lanky. She was tall, leading me to believe she was related to the princesses in some way. Her mark was that of a cloud overcasting an ocean, and her mane was curly and purple. My thoughts were interrupted with a loud whinny from a mare we passed by.

"Who's specimen is this?!" She sounded almost insulted as she stopped the poor handler.

"It's my great uncle Medallion Eye's stepdaughters human. He thought it would be a good way to bond with him and auntie Wench." My mind stopped and my jaw dropped to it's absolute low. She was a noble? Is everyone a noble?! Am I A NOBLE?!

I looked at the offended mare as the younger mare trotted passed. We stopped at a room shortly after, and she opened the door revealing a beautiful and huge room with a messed up bed and an extremely powerful smell of... euphoria.

I nearly threw up, covering my mouth with my mittened hands. She smiled happily at the scent like it wasn't overwhelmingly disgusting.

"Looks like someone's been busy. I'll just leave you here to greet your owners girl. Don't do anything bad." She trotted back out and I was left there in the stench ridden room, desperately trying to find somewhere to escape it. I managed to pull the damn mittens off and throw open the sliding door out to the barrier that was separating the outside harsh conditions from me and the hot tub. I just looked at the beautiful sight... Palm trees on the distant islands.

The sun was setting...

The sky was turning a dark purple, and the sun was dipping under the horizon.

I was left in the dark. I was left alone in the beautiful dark night, with the moon seeming to watch me. The stars glistened like tiny diamonds in the sky, making me tear up.

I want to go home... I want to see my bed. My family, my cat. I want to see the world where I'm not treated as inferior as my species...

"Oh but even there... You're still treated as inferior."

I spun around and came face to face with those blood red eyes.

Those deep, blood red eyes.

They glared out of the darkness at me like pins.

But there people will see... Recognize my intelligence.

"No nooo my dear Baladia, they won't and you know that. They still see you as an animal..."

No...

They can't...

No no.

I fell into the hot tub, snapping out of my stupor. I sprang upwards and panted, looking around and sniffling slightly. It was so surreal. This thing needed to get out of my head. I wanted it out. It just wouldn't go. I just... needed to relax. sat in the warm bubbly water, calmly bathing in the lavender scent. It was blissful, and I began to doze.

I didn't notice the slight splash. I didn't hear the yelp. And I most certainly didn't feel the brushing on my leg.

I jolted awake and looked at whatever did it. It was Wench, trying to pull me out. I clung to the ladder like I was going to die without it. There was a squawk from her and I mocked her, squawking back. She did not take kindly to this.

"Oh yeah? You wanna play this game?? Oh look at me, I'm a stupid human with no idea what's happening. The only thing I do is try and be mysterious and confuse everyone around me, and I'm practically useless to anything other than Slasher!!" Her voice raised in tone making me shrink back as she advanced, making me shake slightly. I had backed into a corner when there was a loud huff.

... I gave a small sniffling sound. Tears slowly dropped down my face. For the first time in a long time I was broken down in tears.

Her feathers fluffed up and she backed up a bit.

"What...?! I-I didn't mean to- n-no don't cry!" She was distraught for a moment. She looked at me like I was something she'd never seen before. Like I was something she had never heard of. I sobbed, curling up and holding my knees to my chest. She backed away for a second and looked back at Medallion.

He was staring at me, with his jaw dropped.

"She's crying Medallion what do I do?!"

"I don't know, don't ask me! Humans only cry when they need something!"

"She's not a plucking pup!"

"Well maybe you scared her!"

"I scared her?! All I did was yell!"

"She has been through a lot the past few months. Separated from previous owners, bounced around... Maybe it's emotional build up."

"They cry from that??"

"How would you explain it?!"

I grew annoyed and growled, pulling off my poncho and sinking back into the warm water of the jacoozie on the balcony. This didn't seem safe, but seeing as we are... In the ocean as we speak.. I just enjoyed it. They let out screes of worry when I dunked my head under and when I came back up, I was levitated half way out of the water.

I was set down inside the door, but the door was left open so that I could breath without breathing in the scent of their lust. They both looked at each other worriedly, and I sat sniffling next to the door, watching them with an equally worried expression. Until... Wench became flustered and her wings puffed a little. She trotted over to Medallion, who was tending to setting up a bed in the closet. It reminded me of something a needy cat would do...

Oh good lord...

I was quickly levitated into the closet and had the door shut and locked from the outside, making me squeak as I looked out the tiny grid.

They got into the bed.

I began to see things that both fascinated and disgusted me.

Like a Griffon tied down "spread eagle" and a miniature horse going into a tunnel. I covered my ears from the entering sounds, and blushed to the point of insanity.

What?

You want details??

Fine.

Wench was spread eagle with Medallion hovering over her making grunting sounds, with loud banging and screams of joy. I understand and so do you. There was one final scree and I covered my ears, and Medallion groaned, pulling out of the tunnel making grunting noises. A new stench filled the room, and I went unconscious with embarrassment.

Happy couple on a happy honeymoon.

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So. What did you think? I won't go into detail, But I want to in maybe the next chapter. Alright, bye bye readers! Remember to leave a comment for suggestions and questions!