Out of the ghetto and into the fire

by LEEROY_JENKINS

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Celestia, Crossover, Sex, Human, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Princess Luna, Original Character, Spike, Comedy, Random
Length: 1850

Gangs take over Equestria drugs and criminals run rampant along with other perversions and Spike wants to do something about it.

Gangs take over Equestria drugs and criminals run rampant along with other perversions and Spike wants to do something about it. Watch (Or read) as he starts a gang the third street Saints and tries to makes a difference (heavily inspired by gta and well saints row duh)

P.S This is my first published story but not my first story the others were scraped and have hardly started so please don't be to hard on me but please give good criticism

Published 2017-12-23 09:10:06 UTC
Last updated 2020-01-18 22:14:19 UTC

Chapter 3 the spark that kindled the fire

As sunlight poured in through the blinds of spike's apartment one thought came to mind 'man my apartment sucks' this was a common thought for spike as ever since the spellz burned down twilight's castle and he had to move to an apartment a particular shitty one but there were 2 positives to the situation 1 princess Celestia pays the rent and 2 he knew most of his neighbours well from before there were gangs for example there was Lyra,Bon bon,Vinyl scratch,and Octavia all good friends but their was also his new friends Rusty and his brother Lucky then there was Silent step and her brother Swift bolt and then the sisters Rose love and Ivory charm in a weird way they were all like his new family.

But his thoughts were soon put on to something more important,breakfast man he was hungry as he made his way to the kitchen his thoughts drifted back to last night when Rusty saved him and how the hell he was gonna stop all three gangs and most of the crime covering 3 cities and his new hometown then it hit him like a flying flaming semi truck on a highway what is the best counter to a gang. Another gang duh and as a bonus none of the 3 gangs are prominent in ponyville so all 3 of them are at each other's throats way to busy to go after his up and coming gang. ''Now what would the name be'' with this thought in mind he took to thinking it took him just 10 minutes before he figured it out ''the saints, yes that will work well" then there was the other problem of getting gang members spike already knew Rusty was on his side after last night but how,when,and where will he convince others then in another flash of brilliance he thought of the old church at the edge of town on a small hill Spike thought it fit the gang name perfectly. But before Spike got ahead of himself he headed over to Rusty's pad and told him his plan of starting a gang. He was met with silence then after 5 minutes

''Spike you are one crazy motherfucker, but i will join you in on this plan.'' Rusty told spike even though he had his doubts

"HAHAHA! MY MAN!'' said rather loudly as he grabbed his hand and pulled Rusty into a hug

''so'' Rusty started "how are we gonna convince the others?"

"Well i was planning to call our friends and have them meet us at the church like i said." replied Spike

''Welp i guess we got work to do." said Rusty

Thanks

This isn't a new part of the story I just wanted to thank all of you for so many views in one day now 53 may not be a lot to you but to me it's great and i just wanted to thank you

Not a real chapter

Like the titles says this isn't a real chapter this is just a chapter for people to leave suggestions and future ideas and anything else you guys want to add to the story and don't worry i will give credit even if I modify your ideas so please leave comments and shit and thanks for your time.

News

Hello everypony this was my first story as you all know and... well, it's very bad lots of plot hole and just could be way better that and i'm very lazy and have constant writers block every time I think of this story so until further notice this story will just sit here collecting dust if enough of you want it back i will try my hardest to revive it but until then or i feel like ot this is it.

Love your 'anonymous' writer
-leeroy Jenkins

Remake is up

Go read it nerd it's better than this

Chapter 1 the exposition

Equestria

The land of peace and happiness. At least that is what it used to be that was all before the canterlot wedding.

Let me start from the beginning you see back before that incident this was a beautiful place ran by two princess sisters Princess Luna the younger one and the older one Princess Mo... i mean Celestia and they .... you've all heard this story a thousand times already we should just get to the important part of the story the aforementioned ''Canterlot wedding'' where shit met and then hit the fan. Now you may be asking yourself how did all this bullshit happen well it all started thanks to Queen Chrysalis and her fight with Princess Celestia. Afterwards the world truly saw how weak the greatest ruler in all of Equestria was and even after Chrysalis was defeated by the power of love the rest of Equestria never forgot how quickly their wise leader lost. Three months later There were gangs running the streets and drugs everywhere and where were the elements of harmony, well they were hiding with the princesses in the castle so nobody was stopping the 3 major gangs that ran the streets. Trixie and her great and powerful crew a.k.a the
''magickal spellz'' in Canterlot, then there were the wonderbolts and their control over Cloudsdale no more fancy shows or adoring fans just violence and drugs they were the "Flyers" and last but not least there was Prince Blueblood in manehattan he moved there so he could take over one of the largest drug operations known to ponykind and his gang was the ''Kings''.
Now let's get to the real story

Chapter 2 Taking a walk

Spike was taking a nightly stroll through ponyville, it was fucking terrible, all around him were gang members,hookers,drug dealers,con men, and an assortment of other degenerates and scumbags it was a fucking shithole but it was home even without twi here. As he continued his way down the street he heard something

"Man! would you look at that shit.'' He looked up ahead and saw three men in blue that were looking at some graffiti that said 'Flyers' the guy that first spoke looked to the one to his right who was holding a can of spray paint and said ''You gonna let those bitches disrespect us?'' the other one replied with

"Shit what the hell do you think." He then began spraying over the orange graffiti with some blue paint

"Hey what the hell is going on here?" asked a orange clad woman followed by two others in orange asked

''were just being civic minded is all.'' replied the blue clad gang member that spike realized was apart of trixie's gang

"That so?" asked one of the guys in orange who were all members of the Flyers

"yeah some dumb bitch went and shit all over this wall we're just cleaning it up." replied one of the spellz he was then hit over the head by a baseball bat that one of the flyers was carrying this soon turned into a melee between the two gangs to make things worse about 5 seconds later a yellow car pulled up with three yellow clad ''gentlemen'' inside the one in the back seat holding a ak-47 said

"Blueblood sends his regards"

"SHIT" is how everyone responded as the pulled out guns a fire fight quickly started and ended as kings mowed them down but loss the guy in the passenger seat as they were about to drive off a spellz gang member ran up and unloaded a ak-47 on them whilst yelling

"FUCKERS!" the drive took a bullet to the head and crashed his car almost hitting spike in the process. As spike limped away the car exploded in fire the spellz member walked up and pointed his rifle at spike and said

''wrong time wrong place dawg."

Spike closed his eyes he then heard a gunshot but when he opened his eyes he saw not death but instead with the rugged,bearded face of one of spike's best friends Rusty. The large man held out his hand

''You okay spike?'' Rusty asked

''Yeah i think i'll heal. hey? when did you start carrying a piece?" asked spike

"ever since everything went to shit.'' answered Rusty ''let's get out of here before the cops arrive."

"Yeah Rusty you're probably right."
they quickly left the scene and as they did this spike thought of anyway someone could fix the mess of gang violence and crime then it hit him why not take matters in his own hands

Chapter 4 Let's start a fucking gang

Seven people gathered at a old church outside of the town of Ponyville 5 of the 7 were stood around the podium and

were facing Rusty and Spike

"Every motherfucka here knows what we need to do. Those bitches be ridin' around thinkin' they own these streets.

I don't care what flags they flyin'....Spellz,Flyers,KIngs... no one's makin' this man afraid to walk around his home town.

We 'bout to lock this shit down...right now." Spike shouted this as Rusty stood next to him

''FUCK YEAH.''

''Let's do it!"

"Let's kick some fucking ass!"

Needless to say the crowd agreed with him and liked everything he said

"Now we need to get out there and kick some fucking ass and teach all these motherfuckers we ain't playing around.''

Spike then turned around and grabbed a duffle bag of a table and tossed it onto the ground in front of everybody inside

was 5 pistols some ammo and 2 baseball bats and some purple bandanas

"Now strap up i know where a small turf war is going on we go there we can take all of those motherfuckers out at once." The crew quickly did as they were told and after about five minutes they were ready

"Alright now let's roll we got pendejos to shoot." As Rusty finished his sentence they all headed to the cars ready to kill some gang members. They soon arrived 2 blocks away, they could already here the gun fire they piled out of the cars and ran towards the fight. Spike,Rusty,and Lucky on the left and the other four on the right all of them were behind some buildings and up ahead of them were three cars one blue, one orange, one yellow there were two gang members of the respective color behind each car but they were no problem for our up and coming gang as they were behind the yellow and blue cars so they were fish in a fucking barrel. The Flyers were quickly outnumbered and killed like dogs. After all the fighting the saints gathered up all of the guns,money,and ammo they then left as quickly as they came heading towards the church. There they looked over what gear they got the from the fight and evenly divided it up amongst themselves then from there they all went their separate ways.

Author's Note

BOOM THE GANG IS FINALLY TOGETHER AND THAT IS A WRAP