Help From the Middle of Nowhere... Literally

by CoruTheOne

The Start of A Long Day

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Equestria, Canterlot Castle
11/26/1000 (MM/DD/YYYY)

"What is the situation Shining Armour?"

"It's not good Princess Celestia, we have reports of armies building camps on our borders and steadily growing in numbers."

"It's worse than I thought, the Griffons, Saddle Arabians, Staliongrad, changelings, and dragons have been hostile towards us for a month now but I didn't think that they would actually be preparing to possibly invade." Princess Celestia said to herself and the others around her.

"What do we do your highness?" Shining Armour said looking at her while they were walking down the long corridors of Canterlot Castle.

Princess Celestia stopped for a second and thought about the question. "I want to call an emergency meeting to be held in the conference room. I want you to make sure that all of our high ranking officers are there, as well as our economic advisers, and prominent scientists." Celestia said as she began walking again.

"Yes, Mam!" Shining Armour said as he began to run down another long highway to their left.

"I just hope we can act before it's too late," Celestia said to herself as she looked down at the floor in sadness.
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Syria, Patrol
11/26/17

"So why are you two in the military?" The soldier manning the gun on top of the jeep asked the two brothers as they drove down a dirt road with nothing else to do.

"I already told you this Tom, I and my brother Mack are here for college money." One of the soldiers in the jeep said back in reply as the Humvee hit a bump in the road.

"Jake is right Tom," Mack said after Jake had spoken.

"Ok then, why are you in the military sarge?" Tom asked the driver.

"Because I love the U.S and don't want one of these fucks to do something just as bad or worse than the attacks on 9/11." Sargent Bricks said but just as soon as he was finished talking the Humvee in front of the suddenly blew up.

"Holy shit!" Jake said as he grabbed his M16A4, flicked off the safety and jumped out of the Humvee to take cover.

"Tom, get ready to light these mother fuckers up!" The Sarge said as he and Mack did the same as Jake.

"Enemy spotted up on the hill!" Jake said as he began firing the began again "There's about 10 of them!"

The nobody responded as Mack, Tom, and Bircks hastily aimed their guns at the ten enemies. Then the enemy began firing at them as a response to Jakes shooting and everyone ducked. "Flashbang out!" Mack said as he threw the flashbang at the enemy from behind cover. But the enemy shot at his hand as soon as it came out from cover and the flashbang was dropped because of the shock Mack had gone through as a bullet almost hit his hand.

"FUUUUUCCCKKKK," Mack said as he and everyone else was temporarily blinded,
. Then something surprising happened. The gunfire suddenly stopped.

"Good job Mack they are now laughing so hard they can't fire anymore," Jake said as he realized what had just happened. Then his eyes recovered from the flash and he said: "When did we get in a field?"

The rest of the squad began wondering the same thing as they too recovered. "What the fuck?" Tom said as he surveyed the area from his position on top of the Humvee.

"I don't think we are in Kansas any more boys," The Sarge said as he looked around.
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Equestria, Canterlot Castle
11/26/1000

"I guess you all know why you are here," Princess Celestia said to the large delegation of ponies in her audience. "But if you don't Prince Shining Armour will brief you on the situation." She said as she sat down at the large round table in the conference room.

Shining Armour sat up from his seat at the table and cleared his throat, "Our many enemies and former allies have been building up troops on our borders between their respective country and the troops numbers are rising steadily, we have called all of you here to come up with a plan of action before it is too late." He then sat back down and Princess Celestia spoke again.

"So, does anypony have suggestions?" Celestia said as she looked across the room

On of the military officials raised a hoof, "Yes, Corporal Silent Hammer?" Clesetia said as the stallion raised his hoof. The pony with a gray mane, silver eyes and mane said: "I believe we should have some sort of conscription because as it is right now we have too many enemies that are going to be invading and not enough of us defending." Silent Hammer said as he lowered his hoof.

"Hmm, as much as I don't want to force any of my little ponies into service it is necessary so I will draft a new bill for that soon," Celestia said as she took out a scroll and quill and wrote down some things she will need to do after the meeting.

Then one of the scientists rose their hoof, this time it was a mare with red eyes and mane with a blue coat. "Yes, Blue Beaker?" Princess Celestia said looking at the mare.

"I believe you should increase funding for researching new weapons to use in wartime because if we can have a technological edge on our enemies the war can be won much faster.

"Yes, good Idea," Celestia said with a smile on her face as she wrote more on her list.

Then one of the more prominent ponies in the room who was wearing a uniform covered with ribbons rose their hoof. "Yes, General Hunker Down?" Celestia said as soon as the stallion's hoof went up.

"I believe we should establish an official Equestrian army for all of the ponies conscripted which would let use that army and make sure you keep the royal guard to just defend you." Hunker Down said to the princess.

Then as Celestia wrote down that she should do that as well a guard burst through the door sweating profusely. He was trying to talk and breath at the same time which made it hard to understand the guard. Celestia told the stallion "Wait, catch your breath first then tell us what you need to." The guard stopped trying to talk and caught his breath.

He said sounding exhausted "There is a situation in Ponyville, you need to see it for your self." The guard paused the started again "Also, bring Luna because the situation is something that requires both of your opinions on the matter."

Celestia said "Well, I am sorry to end this meeting short but I must go but don't worry I have some ideas of my own on what we should do so don't worry about having to resume this meeting later. Celestia then walked out of the room.
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Unknown Location
11/26/1000

"Anyone else as confused as I am?" Jake said to everyone in the group, everyone else just nodded silently as they looked in awe at their surroundings.

"Where the fuck did the desert go?" Tom said as he looked across the field that they mysteriously have ended up in.

"Ok guys calm down, we just need to find a nearby village and get directions...... NOW GET IN THE DAMN HUMVEE." The sarge said as all the men got back in the Humvee with fearful looks on their faces

2 HOURS LATER

The 4 soldiers were back on the road again, they had passed a few signs saying "This Way To Ponyville" Jack thought it was weird at first but just thought it was the crazy people living in the area who worshiped ponies like Indians worship cows........ then he saw them. The Humvee stopped as the men stared at a medieval looking town with multicolored ponies walking about.

"Ok Tom the jokes up tell me what drugs you slipped into my canteen before the patrol," Jake said without his eyes leaving the town.

"Wasn't me man I see them too, how about you Sarge?" Tom said while looking at the Sergeant with a confused look still on his face.

The Sergeant didn't say a word as he stared dumbstruck at the town, Tom got the message and looked at Mike who was sitting the waving his hand in front of the sergeant while also staring at the town. "Well, I think everybody sees it a...." Tom began to say be then one of the ponies saw them and both sides paused for a second, then the pony screamed and ran.

"I think we need the get out of here, and very fast," Tom said.

"COME ON SARGE DRIVE!" Jake yelled from his seat as he shook the Sarge's shoulder trying to get him driving. It took a minute for Sarge to get back to his senses but by then the ponies were back but this time carrying pitchforks and torches and ready to scare off the monsters they believed would try to attack the town.

"Well we're screwed," Tom said as the mob of colorful ponies ran towards their vehicle.

Then the Sergeant put the pedal to the medal and went as fast as the Humvee would go, he didn't even bother turning he just drove right towards the mob without a care in the world about it or if not he would run them over. All of the ponies got out of the way as the Humvee just drove right through them. As Tome was aiming at the ponies ready to fire at them if they got too close, then he spotted a flying pony wearing golden armor going towards a huge mountain with a castle on the side of it.

"Woah," Tom said as he admired the beauty of the castle.


Author's Note

Comment and give some feedback on the story, it would help a ton! If I get enough feedback I'll make sure to get the next chapter out sooner.

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