Celestia's Chosen Hero... is Carl?
To prepare for an oncoming threat, Princess Celestia summons a being from another world. His name is Carl and somehow, this surly, sardonic, sullenly little pony is supposed to be the key to saving Equestria?
An evil force has awakened in Equestria and in an attempt to outwit said force, Princess Celestia summons a being from another world. Plucking them from their own and transforming them into a pony. This poor soul has unwittingly become the linchpin in Celestia's convoluted plot to defeat evil.
The soul's name is Carl and he has absolutely no interest in becoming a hero for some pony princess he only just met. He is rude, foul-mouthed, bad-tempered, sarcastic and overall... a total jerk. How a pony like him is supposed to save Equestria is anyone's guess...
69097 words: Estimated about 6 hours to read
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16 Chapters:
- Part 1: Ponies Don't Normally Stand on Two Legs 2017-11-28 02:28:29 UTC4068
- Part 2: This Castle's Not as Nice as the Last One 2017-12-06 06:48:30 UTC5079
- Part 3: The Last Thing I Need is Lightning Bolts Up my Ass 2017-12-13 05:23:20 UTC4371
- Part 4: Is This Some Kind of Cruel Joke? 2017-12-20 05:01:00 UTC4985
- Part 5: Why Do You Smell like a Backed Up Toilet? 2018-01-04 03:21:27 UTC5200
- Part 6: I've Got a Princess to Harass 2018-01-11 03:51:46 UTC5293
- Part 7: So Long, Dream Horse 2018-02-01 04:15:15 UTC4949
- Part 8: Just Some Random Asshole 2018-02-07 23:42:02 UTC5130
- Part 9: You're Pretty Cocky For a Guy Who Doesn't Even have His Own Body 2018-02-22 01:33:05 UTC5473
- Part 10: Just Happened to be at the Right Place at the Right Time 2018-03-09 04:10:54 UTC5405
- Part 11: A Demon, Born From Pure Hatred 2018-03-23 14:16:29 UTC5540
- Part 12: Super Special Recap Chapter 2018-04-01 16:57:50 UTC2821
- Part 13: In Case You Couldn't Tell, I'm Very Good at Taking Physical Abuse 2018-04-09 05:12:51 UTC
- Part 14: You're Using Two Weapons!? That's Cheating! 2018-04-22 23:52:04 UTC6012
- Part 15: Together, We Shall Head Into the Epicentre of Chaos 2018-05-12 16:54:19 UTC4771
- Final Chapter: Our Chosen Hero 2018-05-20 04:35:44 UTC