A Real Shocker!

Chapter 7: Sound's kinky

(Thoughts)
"Attack Names"

Making my way towards the Badlands with Spike I begin to think about what's going on. I was chilling on my couch with a box of cereal laying on my chest when suddenly my front door was slammed open by none other than Spike. He was a stuttering mess, going on and on about Rarity and the Badlands.

Finally, after slapping the shit out of his head, he told me about how he and Rarity were in the Badlands getting some gems when suddenly they were ambushed by Diamond Dogs. He managed to fight off 5-6 of them when he was overpowered. When he was on the ground the D-Dogs took Rarity into one of their tunnels and disappeared. Instead of going after them immediately he figured if anyone could help it would be me. Now, the two of us are going to storm that den and take her back.

I turn to look at my student, He's grown over the last few months. He now stands just below my nose, so he's about 5'5". He's been able to learn a few of my moves, well only two of them but that's still impressive. So far he's learned "Kami-e" and "Geppo.", but he's still learning everything else.

We finally make it to where he last saw Rarity. I reach out with my Haki and feel a few Diamond Dogs beneath us, about to attack us from below. As they start to dig their way up, I jump into the air and keep myself up using "Geppo", Spike follows my example and we wait for them to come above ground. The Diamond Dog come up and look around confused, they must be looking for us. Not wanting to keep them waiting, I bring my heel down on the head of one of the guard, as Spike does the same to another two, who were standing right next to each other.

With all of the guard unconscious, we make our way underground. I reach out with my Haki and try to find Rarity. I find her and I see she's being held in a cage further in the tunnels. "You go left, that path will take you straight to her. I'll stay here and cover our exit." He nods and sprints down the path. I sit down and wait for a few minutes, following Spikes progress through the dog infested tunnel.

"What are you doing here, where is your handler slave?" I hear from my left. Looking up I see a large squad of diamond dogs, there have to be 20-30 of them. This should be easy. I stand up and put my hands in my pockets. I begin walking towards the group of Diamond Dogs, one of the guards tries to grab me, Instead, I kick him in the stomach using my right leg.

"This won't take long," As I finish, the group charges me, intent on killing me. I continue my walk, undisturbed by their loud battle cries. "Tekkai" I calmly say as the first reaches me, he swings his great hammer at me, and I meet it with my fist, causing it to shatter into tiny pieces. "I'll give you one full minute, I won't even fight back. If you don't scratch me by then, I'll end all of you." I say as the group looks at the now broken hammer in shock. Some of them run, I guess they're the smart ones. The ones who stay, however, charge me.

I don't know how many there are, Lets count shall we. "One." I calmly say as he swings his sword at me, I step to the right and bypass his downwards swing. "Two." He stabs at me with his spear, I lean back and avoid his attack easily. "Three." I fall on my back and roll out of the way of his kick. "Four." I stand up, narrowly avoiding the battle-ax that's now embedded in the ground where my head was. "Ah," I slap my forehead, "It seems that during my little game, I've lost track of time. "Shigan." I say as I thrust my finger into the heart of the nearest Diamond Dog. "Soru." After I say that it took less than a second to kill all of them.

After a few more minute of waiting around, I decide to walk down the tunnel where I last saw Spike. Wiping the blood on my hands onto my pants, I finally catch up, where I can see Spike has defeated all of the Diamond Dogs and is now testing keys on the cage door where I can now see a slightly scuffed Rarity."Yo, need any help?" I ask. Just as I finish my sentence I hear a click come from the door. The Diamond dog Alpha is currently embedded into the roof, with only his legs visible. God damn, I knew he was getting better but that's just ridiculous...

He swings the door open and Rarity jumps into his arms, giving him a hug."Thank you, it appears my little Spikey-wikey isn't so little anymore! My hero!" She cries out as she kisses his cheek.

He blushes up a storm and starts to stammer, "I-it was n-nothing my lady." he says.

"Can we fucking go already? I don't want to be here if you guys are gonna fuck, I'm not that kind of guy." I monotonously say. This causes the both of them to blush and look down at their hug, noticing that they've somehow gotten closer. They break the hug and start following me as I go back towards the hole we came down.

"So Arthur, did anything interesting ha-." He's interrupted by the piles of dead Diamond Dog bodies surrounding the ground below the hole.

I pick Rarity up and use "Geppo" to get back outside. "Does that answer your question?" I say as he finally follows after us.

"D-did you kill those guys back there!?" He all but screams at me.

Rubbing my ears, I smartly reply with, "Yeah, what did you expect me to do they were trying to kill me. I gave them the option to run, a few of them did, and the ones who stayed, well you saw what happened to them."

I set Rarity on the ground and start walking away. Spike looks slightly mollified at my answer and the two of them follow close behind. I ignore most of the conversation, as it was mainly flirting between the two, and we walk in silence once they both stop.

(Timeskip)

Finally, we make it to Rarity's boutique where I turn and leave, ready to go back to my lazy day of cereal eating and weightlifting. (I think I just helped Spike get laid... If he does get some tail, I expect him to say thanks. I ain't that fucking altruistic that I'll do something like that without getting something... I'll just bother Rarity and Spike for something later, Right now I have some Crunch Berries that have my name on them.)