They say that an adventurers story only really begins once they find themselves in the service of the Gods themselves. Well... I must be pretty important then, since I was hand-picked by Gruumsh, God of the Orcs, to champion his cause in some far off land called Equestria!
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Alright, so maybe I'm more of a hitch hiker for Gruumsh's 'Real' champion. And maybe, just maybe, I'm scared to death of horses, which just so happen to be the dominant sentient species on this messed up rock of a world.

Come join Me, a Goblin Alchemist, Grunt, the Orc Barbarian, and his pet Grizzly Bear, Ruska, as we journey to the terrifying land of Equestria.

Seriously. Talking freaking horse people. What the hell have I gotten myself into?

(Woo! Accepted cannon! Suddenly, I have responsibilities!)