You and Moondancer have never really been friends, but that doesn't mean you hate each other. In fact, you actually have a lot in common, like your love of reading, good grades, and the fact that you're both still virgins despite attempts to rectify this.

So why then, here at the end of your senior year, can't the two of you help each other out? It's just like a study group, except for you'll be preparing for the college dorms instead of the classrooms.
Just a couple nerds exchanging V-cards and getting some much needed experience in the process.

Just a couple of acquaintances helping each other out, nothing more. Yep, no strings attached, certainly no romantic feelings between you... Nope, none at all.