Twilight Sparkle was a very practical mare. She was dedicated to her dream of becoming a Royal Guard, and after many years of training and hard work, she had finally made it. She was not, however, prepared to be immediately assigned as Princess Rainbow Glory's personal bodyguard, and to be immediately shipped off to Ponyville with her new charge.

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This story has been sitting in my unpublished folder for a long long time, and I still think it's pretty bad, but I'm posting it anyway, since I feel like I should at least release something, and I don't think re-reading this is going to help it anymore