Monster's Sacrifice

Diamond Tiara stood in front of sugar cube corner, looking out over the madness these things dared to call a party, she giggled, she would show them what happened to party pooping, gate crashers.

"N'gth, mgud,dme'seh Nylarhotep. Diamond cried, black fire erupted in a circle, as crawling chaos began to form within, 6'5", and black of form, the black pharoah spoke.

"You speak the language of the gods, little one. Step aside and join the celebration, let the joy take you and join your mothers, fathers, brothers, and sisters. Let the party sweep the old world away and never stop. Let the prison of sanity end and the freedom of madness begin."

"I speak the old tounge only because Spoiled taught me, a secret kept from Daddy, in the end just more a reason to hate her. This a party? It's just despair and sorrow made manifest. Parties celebrate life even when those who gather mourn, they make tomorrow easier, they remind us to laugh. You have perverted that, turned the sacred into the deviant. More importantly you made the mother I always wanted LOSE HER SMILE!!!!!"

Diamond giggled again, "But don't worry. I still have mine. Now all gate crashing, party poopers have to leave."

Diamond seemed to blur and the first of the followers between her and Nylarhotep burst, gore painting all red. The abomination before her tried to dodge but a sticky pink substance prevented him. Then a flash and Nylarhotep roared in pain, a cut oozing black tar appearing as Diamond appeared behind him. Again she grinned and spoke.

"Cotton candy is truly wonderful isn't it? Mommy taught me about laughter, and smiles, that bitch Spoiled, only taught me how to use power. Both taught me more then enough to remove something that doesn't even understand what laughter really is. All your followers, all your kids, are going to be removed, Spoiled always did teach me how to recognize the riff raff." Giggling at her own joke Diamond's perfectly styled mane poompfed out and became curly and frizzy. "That is so much better! Now I can be just like mommy. Time for everyone to go home, party's over, You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!" She and the last line as all looked at her shock on their faces. Then, impossibly Diamond pulled a knife from nowhere, another unsheathing knife sound was heard and Nylarhotep and his followers turned to see an insane amount of Diamond Tiaras. The original smiled impossibly wide as she pointed her knife at Nylarhotep, "Nylar is my responsibility, but who out there wants to make
CUPCAKES!!!!!"

As one the other Diamonds grinned maniaclly and shouting, " CUPCAKES!!!!!!, surged forward, and the blood bath began. Nylarhotep sank into the ground, blood and Gore splattering his form. He needed to get away, this was not going according to plan, this realm should have been easy, a staging ground for the rest of the universe. Now he had to retreat to plan how to begin again. He floated in the darkness of the aether thinking.

"You know if you keep making that face it'll stay that way."

"Everyone knows that's just a myth." Nylarhotep replied before turning quickly towards the voice.

Sure enough there floated Diamond, she smiled, and then from somewhere pulled the biggest shoulder mounted, laser guided, computer targeting, combat party cannon, "Y'know, I really have no idea what this is loaded with, wanna find out?". A green suited horned Asgardian poked his head into the Aether, then pulled his head back out, with a quick, "You're on your own, Nylar, Pinkie is best pony!!!!!"

Nylarhotep turned to move away when the Party pony teen pulled the trigger. The resulting explosion knocked him back into Equestria. Diamond was waiting. "Ohhhh, so that's what it fires."

Giggling, Diamond once more advanced on the rather severely wounded outsider. Nylarhotep let loose a wharbling whistle and Diamond was struck by a familiar shape.

"Really this your play, Nylar, old buddy, Spoiled never was much a mommy, I really have no connection to her. I was really more of a daddy's girl." She stepped back and was now wearing a very naughty schoolgirl outfit, her hair laying straight around her face, the knife now a ball attached to a long chain. She flicked her wrist and a blade sprang out from the sphere. She brought the bladed ball down on Spoiled, ending her life. She looked up from another costume change bearing the most beautiful well made rapier ever seen.

"Hello, my name is Diamond Tiara Diane Rich, you killed my father prepare to die."

Again Nylarhotep whistled, and all that had dedicated themselves to him in life and death, all of his children imediately, evaporated the cloud of material joining with the crawling chaos, healing him of all the innumerable wounds he had suffered.

"Wow, I actually used on of the worst hero cliches, I mouthed of to a villain before he was actually dead," she turned her head sideways, "thanks narrator, oh master of the predictable plot.". The Mare pouted for a moment then perked up and pulled out her script, which is funny because I am making this shit up as I go, and that should not exist outside my head.

"Where do you think I got it from? By the way, naughty school girl, really? I mean at least the Princess Bride is a classic and it was fun to say that line, but justifying that fetish by making it a Kill Bill reference, seriously!? No more of that crap or I email your girlfriend the entirety of your browsing history, and you know I can do it." Fine no more, think we distracted him enough? "Oh yeah, hi Mommy,"

Nylarhotep looked insulted, "Like I would really be fooled by that trick." Glowing skeletal hands rose up and yanked the abomination to the ground, he felt a dark presence gathering behind him.

"Look Nylar, Mommy found her smile!"