While searching for a new book for an upcoming party, Pinkie Pie finds herself trapped inside the dominions of a mighty entity. This being has the knowledge, records, and discoveries of all the universes at hand. However, his knowledge will prove itself to be useless against the weird and illogical occurrences of the hyperactive mare.

What would the god, this all powerful being, do in order to understand this mare? And more importantly.

Will he stand a chance against the little and cute Pinkie Pie?

Thanks to Lorhelei for lending me a hand and proofreading this as I wrote it.

Note: The library of discord, written by Chinchillax,was the last push i needed to create this fic. His works are great; go give them a look if you have the time.