Short stories about the Equestria Girls getting dirty. Rainbow Dash and Applejack turn it into a competition, Fluttershy chases a rabbit, Twilight and Sunset fall into a mud pit, Pinkie Pie has a little too much fun with her food, and Rarity undergoes the messiest adventure by far.

This will NOT feature any of my usual stuff, as you might have guessed from the rating. Unlike the siren story. I thought I'd do another one for this. This will be one of my cleaner stories. Figuratively speaking, of course, for there will be lots of mud and other stuff.