Rarity's Dress Mess

by Rarity225

Rating: mature
Tags: Rarity (EqG), Equestria Girls, Snails, Fetish, Dark, Snips
Length: 1892

Rarity goes to extream lengths to get something for her spring line.

When Rarity despitely needs something to finish her latest line of dresses, but some of her methods may have her end up in some pretty messy situations.

Hey everypony, I was talking with a friend of mine about things and I mentioned how much I've always wanted to see the ending of the live action 101 Dalmatians retold with Rarity as Crulella DeVil. So we both wrote our own version. So I hope you enjoy.
P.S. Don't take this to seriously, this was just meant to be an entertaining short story and I completely understand that Rarity is very out of character but I needed to tweak a few things to make her a bit more like Cruella.

Published 2017-12-06 15:10:07 UTC
Last updated 2017-12-06 15:10:07 UTC

The One and only.

A cold winter breeze blew and snow fell heavily outside Rarity's window. While inside the nice warm room, Rarity was working on her newest design for her spring line.

"Hmm. A little over here. Oh yes. And a little over here. Oh that's perfect."
She said as she doodled on her idea sheet.

Then, she gasped in delight.

"That pattern is amazing. It needs to be on there." She backed away to admire her work. On the sheet was a beautiful dress with pantyhose along the legs and long leather boots. But to top it off, a long flowing cape with amazing spotted fur on it.

"Oh, this is the best thing i've ever designed." She giggled as she hugged the drawing. But now came her least favorite part. She picked up her phone and called Snips and Snails.

"Snips and Snail's services, how can we help you?"
"You two really need to get a better name." She said replying to the silly answer from her phone.
"Oh, Miss Rarity.. How can we assist you, Ma'am?" Snips continued
"Well, you see darlings, I have just finished the most amazing design but I need some spotted fur to make it a reality. So, I need you two to do what you do best." Rarity explained.
"Oh, we most certainly will. Anything for you, Rarity." Snails' reply came. "What kind of fur do you need?"
"Dalmatian." Rarity said seriously.
"Uh, well. We can do that but it isn't the greatest method to get.."
"Ugh, i know what you do and I don't care, Just do it!" Rarity exclaimed cutting Snails off. A slight silence came over the phone. Then Snips broke the silence.
"We'll have to steal them. We have a few but not enough and they don't let us into the pet store anymore."
"Just get it, I want the dress." Rarity said and quickly hung up the phone.
"And you have a great day to ma'am." Snips said awkwardly. "We better get to work Snails."

Night fell quickly and many people were going out to dinner for the night. Snips and Snails made their way to a small house just at the edge of town. This was the perfect house. The family's dogs had just recently had puppies, dalmatian puppies.

"I.. I don't like doing this, Snips." Snails said nervously as the began to open the back window of the house.
"It's for Rarity. She really wants to make this dream dress. If you do this for her, she may finally love us." Snips reply as he entered the house with a cloth bag just big enough to get the puppies.

"Over here Snips." Snails wispered just loud enough for Snips to hear.
"Great work. Let's just get them and get out of here." He replied. They quickly placed the puppies into the sack, climbed back out of the window, and drove quickly away.

About an hour later, Snips and Snails had arrived at an abandoned house a few miles out of town where they kept most of the animals the needed to do things with. They opened the sack and locked the puppies in a small room with a bunch of other puppies, and went to go find supplies to continue with the plan.

Unbeknownst to them, Another dog had followed them. It lived in the house and wanted to help the puppies escape. Meanwhile, Snips and Snails called Rarity back. Rarity mean while was working on the new dress. She had pretty much finished all she could of the dress and was working on the boots, when her phone rang.
"Ugh, what?" Rarity answered. "i'm on a roll with this dress."
"Oh, yes Hello again Miss Rarity. I just wanted to let you know that we have the puppies you need and that you can begin making your way out here. The fur will be ready by the time you get here." Snips said.
"Oh wonderful!! I'll be there soon!" Rarity said, she hung up her phone, grabbed her coat and drove away.

Snips and Snails were finally ready and walked back to the room to start the process to get the fur. As they opened the door, they were just intime to see the last puppy escape between a board in the wall.
"What the? How the?" Snips said surprisingly.
"We better catch them! Hurry!" Snails yelled and quickly ran off trying to catch the puppies. They eventually split up and ran all around the house.

Snails walked into a room where a couple of puppies were sitting, staring at him.
"Ah, there you are! Come here puppy puppy puppy. Good puppy, come on" he coaxed as he walked slowly towards them. But just as he got near, there was a loud crack and the floor beneath him gave way, he fell down a few floors before landing in the basement.
"Ow." he said. As the dust settled.

Meanwhile, Snips wasn't having much luck either. He had been chasing one of the puppies across the whole house. But he had lost it and was now going room to room looking for them. As he walked into one of the bedrooms. He found one of the puppies standing on the balcony.
"There you are!" Snips said and ran toward the dog. But as he reached the door, he slipped on some ice that had accumulated on the floor. He slid faster and faster until he crashed through the barrier on the balcony and fell down into the frozen pond below.

Snips crawled out of the pond and back to the solid ground. Just as a leather boot stepped infront of him. He looked up and standing over him, was Rarity.
"What are you going for a swim for when you a work to do then Snips?" She said angrily.
"W..wwe los...st th..the pup.. Puppies" Snips tried to explain without freezing as he point of in the distance. Rarity turned around and saw the dogs running away.
"Ugh, if you want something done right I guess you have to do it yourself!" Rarity said as she spun around quickly, hurried back to her car and angerly gave chase.

The puppies made their wait to a small farm just about a mile from the abandoned house. As Rarity pulled in, she looked around and saw the paw prints headed into the the barn.
"Haha, I got you now!" She chuckled slyly. She walked into the barn. She could hear the pitter patter of the puppies running around. But then it stopped. Rarity went up to the top deck of the barn. Just then, she saw a white tail sticking out from the hay.
"Hmhmhm. Found you! She said as she grabbed a pitchfork that was laying against the wall near her. She started stabing the hay, slowly at first then faster and faster. Suddenly the hay shifted and came tumblig down on her. Followed by a large pink pig.
"Ew! Get off me you disgusting swine!!" She said trying to wiggle free, but all she could do was flail her legs up and down. The pig just sat and oniked for a few minutes until..
Pfffffft!
"Oh my god! You did not just fart on me! Get off now before I turn you into someone's breakfast!!"
The pig didn't seem threatened but did decide to get up and waddle away but not before breaking wind again inches from her face. Rarity finally stood up and tried to brush the hay off of her. She smelled terrible, as if she had been showered in a porta potty and was going to need a long shower after this adventure. She finally made her way to a window and looked outside.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Rarity shouted angrily. The puppies were running back towards the town.
"Unbelievable!" She said as she began to make her way back to her car. Just then, she saw two Raccoons standing and seeming to be laughing at her. Then Rarity noticed something. One of the Raccoons was wearing her red, fur hat that had fallen off when the pig fell on her.

"Hmhm, Darling, Red really isn't your color. Give me the hat." She said as she slowly walked towards them. "Give me the hat! Or you will become a hat!" She said continuing to get closer. Just as she was about to get close enough to grab her hat... "GIVE IT TO ME!!!"
The raccoons screeched and pushed a leaver which opened up a trap door under Rarity and she fell down and splashed into a vat of molasses. The Raccoons just sat and laughed as the other barn animals stared at the vat.

Suddenly, Rarity stood up from the vat and struggled to get out. she reached the top of the vat and put her leg up on the edge as molasses drip off her leather boots onto the ground below. At last she was able to get out of the vat, and flopped onto the ground. Unfortunately for Rarity she landed in the hay once again which instantly stuck to her all over. She was covered head to boots in sticky, gooey molasses. She was extremely angry. When she caught her breath she walked to the middle of the barn. Looking for something to hose down with. She looked around and saw all the barn animals staring at her, some laughing.
"What are you all looking at!?!" Don't you all have to prepare for your inevitable slaughtering? Unlike you all, i maybe messy!! But atleast come Thanksgiving! I WONT BE ON A KITCHEN TABLE!!! HAHAHA!" Rarity laugh manically. Not noticing the Horse walking towards her. By the time she turned back around, The horse neighed loudly and slammed it's hooves onto a loose floor board! It lifted up quickly sending Rarity flying through a grass window, and landed with a big squelch in a mud pit just outside of the barn!
"Dis..gusting!!" Rarity screamed. But it wasn't over. As she began to get up she could smell something rather strange but disgusting. She looked over and saw one of the pigs squatting next to her doing it's business In the mud. She couldn't take it anymore and fainted, falling face first, into the pile of poo the pig had just left for her.

"Wha..what the!" Rarity gasped.
"Woah, woah, woah, Rarity, are you okay?" Applejack asked. Wait a minute were you asleep for the end of the movie?"
"I.. Uh must have dozed off.. For a few minutes." She replied.
"Ah well, you didn't really miss much, just the usual movie ending. The bad girl got her comeuppance and they got the dogs back, all 101 of them and they lived happily ever after." Applejack explained.
"Well, it sounds good" Rarity chuckled. "But I think I'm going to head upstairs and get my sleeping bag ready. Good Night Applejack!
"Night Rarity!" Applejack responded happily as she popped in another movie to watch.

Author's Note

Haha, surprise! It was all a dream! I apologize this wasn't as great as my other stories. It was just written for fun. Check out The Dark Wolf take on the original idea, it's way better then mine. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed whatever this was. Till next time. Cheers.
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