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This Nose Knows

by Irrespective
Get nosey with Celestia? Check. Marry Celestia? Check check. Run and defend a prosperous country, be a Prince, lead millions in wisdom and might, and not commit a huge social faux pas in high society? Gonna have to get back to you on that.

It is recommended you read No Nose Knows first but it's not absolutely required.

Baked Bean was just a regular citizen of Equestria until one fateful day when he accidentally booped Princess Celestia's nose with his own and then found he was forced to marry her to fulfil the terms of an ancient law. Miraculously, Love has blossomed between the princess and the pauper, and the new Prince of Equestria is now looking forward to taking his place at the side of the Princess of the Sun.

But Baked Bean is still very much a novice in the realms of government and nobility, and he's in for quite the crash course between old foes, snobby ministers, and his own shortcomings...

But at least Luna tolerates him now.

~*~
As seen on Equestria Daily!

Proofread and Preread once again by Georg, Moon Fire, Zen and Ponies, and Sipioc!

And with much thanks to You-Know-Who for the cover art!

Teen
Complete
Adventure
Alternate Universe
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Romance
 
QPTPO

233356 words: Estimated about 19 hours to read
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42 Chapters:

  1. Prologue - The News is Out 2017-12-13 03:12:47 UTC
    1464
  2. 1. - Happiness Is 2017-12-18 15:53:43 UTC
    6131
  3. 2. - Family Reunion 2017-12-27 13:37:17 UTC
    8318
  4. 3. - Tuesday Morning 2018-01-04 15:12:48 UTC
    6119
  5. 4. - Tea Time 2018-01-10 13:24:21 UTC
    5414
  6. 5. - Blueblood 2018-01-17 12:06:24 UTC
    4907
  7. 6. - Wysteria and Quill 2018-01-23 23:18:03 UTC
    3865
  8. 7. - The Crystal Empire 2018-01-31 11:36:43 UTC
    6970
  9. 8. - Morning Preparation 2018-02-06 10:40:38 UTC
    4225
  10. 9. - The Feeling is Nuptial 2018-02-14 11:39:04 UTC
    7156
  11. 10. - Fillydelphia 2018-02-22 00:33:31 UTC
    6114
  12. 11. - Dragon King 2018-02-28 21:41:34 UTC
    7059
  13. 12. - Little Ones 2018-03-07 21:22:19 UTC
    5844
  14. 13. - Power Play 2018-03-14 17:34:49 UTC
    6131
  15. 14. - Celestia's Birthday 2018-03-24 14:11:27 UTC
    8470
  16. 15. - The Talk 2018-04-02 08:57:45 UTC
    4825
  17. 16. - Bean's Birthday 2018-04-13 00:08:35 UTC
    7810
  18. 17. - Neighagra Falls 2018-04-20 20:14:51 UTC
    7911
  19. 18. - The Ball 2018-05-01 13:49:09 UTC
    8526
  20. 19. - Luna 2018-05-10 10:19:32 UTC
    3849
  21. 20. - Guard Duty 2018-05-24 11:44:08 UTC
    7070
  22. 21. - Trade Ya 2018-06-02 09:15:39 UTC
    6962
  23. 22. - Equestria Games 2018-06-22 10:08:48 UTC
    6119
  24. 23. - Night Life 2018-07-03 12:42:49 UTC
    9876
  25. 24. - The Plan 2018-07-12 13:50:13 UTC
    5415
  26. 25. - Preperations 2018-07-24 16:19:23 UTC
    4355
  27. 26. - Tirek 2018-07-25 10:20:39 UTC
    6253
  28. 27. - The Search 2018-08-06 14:19:43 UTC
    6174
  29. 28. - Coming to Terms 2018-08-13 22:10:14 UTC
    4586
  30. 29. - Acceptance 2018-08-15 13:22:24 UTC
    1021
  31. 30. - Moving Forward 2018-08-22 11:53:33 UTC
    2907
  32. 31. - The New Normal 2018-08-29 11:21:51 UTC
    4942
  33. 32. - Endurance 2018-09-13 18:03:40 UTC
    5172
  34. 33. - The Truth 2018-09-19 15:28:01 UTC
    3810
  35. 34. - The Truth Part II 2018-10-03 11:06:41 UTC
    4232
  36. 35. - Apocalypse Now 2018-10-12 22:42:57 UTC
    5883
  37. 36. - Aftermath 2018-10-26 16:13:55 UTC
    7674
  38. Bonus - Nightmare Night 2018-10-31 11:17:15 UTC
    2742
  39. 37. - Restitution 2018-11-02 14:39:10 UTC
    4783
  40. 38. - Homecoming 2018-11-08 16:49:45 UTC
    3085
  41. Epilogue - All Good Things... 2018-11-19 15:35:37 UTC
    5978
  42. Bonus - The Fool of April 2018-04-01 05:02:43 UTC
    3209