My little Hoods shooting is magic

by Dean Angel

A big ass mistake

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“Sir, the crew’s ready” Said Jamie

“Good, we’ll go to this ponyville, get my P.D.A back and take Twilight into custody for theft, we’ll negotiate her release later” replied captain Angell

The captain gave the order and the crew set off towards the hill

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In ponyville the mane six waiting in Twilights library for the Aliens to arrive (if they did come that is) Rainbow Dash was keeping watch in the sky above them, just then she saw something tall and bidedal emerge over a hill near by, Rainbow Dash squinted to get a better look, it was clad in dark clothing and carried a bizarre metal stick in its hands, seeing as Twilight hadn’t described what the Aliens looked like she decided to go back into the library and ask.

“Hey Twilight?” She asked

“Yes?”

“Just a quick question, would these Aliens happen to be tall and bipedal and carry weird metal sticks with them?”

In a flash Twilight grabbed Rainbow with her magic and raced upstairs to the balcony. But when they got there, they saw a sight that made Twilight’s blood run cold. Hundreds of Aliens were walking down the hill, it looked as if the entire crew was coming to ponyville.

“How many of these things are there!?” Asked Rainbow Dash in amazement

“Well, the Captain did say that it takes over 300 men to crew their ship” Said Twilight

“Over three hundred!?” Yelled Rainbow in panic

“Remember Rainbow Dash, they might have strength in numbers, but we have something more powerful than sheer numbers, the magic of friendship” Said Twilight “cmon, lets get the girls ready and destroy this threat” they both went downstairs and told the other four mares

“Ya mean ta say that they brought the whole crew?” Said Applejack

“And how big did you say the crew was?” Asked Fluttershy nervously

“To answer both your questions, yes they brought the whole crew, and the crew consists of 385 Aliens” replied Twilight, Fluttershy let out a little squeak of terror

With that they all ran outside and confronted the Aliens at the entrance to ponyville, the captain held up his hand signaling his men to halt.

“I’ve been looking for you Twilight, you’ve got something of mine, and I want it back” he said

Rainbow Dash stepped forward “quiet Alien, if you want your doomsday device back, your gonna have to go through us” she said with confidence

“Doomsday device? It’s hardly a doomsday device, but it’s very expensive and I’m not going to let her demolish it just so she can see how it works” Said the captain

“You really expect us to believe that? Your an Alien it’s in your nature to invade planets and control minds” Rainbow Dash spat back

“Looks like this one watches to many movies” Said the captain

To Rainbow Dash that was one of the worst insults ever “Hey, are you saying that I’m lazy?”

“I never said that, I only said what I said because the way your describing us is just how Aliens are depicted in movies “

“He does have a point Rainbow” Said Applejack, Rainbow Dash whirled around

“Your not siding with this thing, are you!?” She yelled

“All I Said was he makes a fair point, your jumping to conclusions way to quickly, give him a chance to explain” Said Applejack calmly

“Thank you miss, um” the captain snapped his fingers while pointing at Applejack

“Oh right, ahm Applejack”

“Nice to meet you Appleja-“ he began but Twilight cut across him

“Enough talking, cmon girls lets deal with these invaders” she said

“Agreed, lets deal with these ruffians once and for all, and just for the record you insult fashion with those ghastly outfits your wearing” Said Rarity

The mares got into position and their jewellery items began to glow, the Captain and his crew were momentarily stunned as the six mares began to float in mid air and started glowing themselves.

“What the Fu-?” The captain began but was cut off mid sentence as the mares released a massive barrage of Rainbows on him and his crew, the crew fell limp on the grownd knocked out

When the six mares landed back on the ground and opened their eyes and saw that all the Aliens were lying on the ground, four of the mares smiled in victory, but the other two didn’t look so happy, Twilight noticed this and asked

“Applejack, why do you look so unhappy? We just saved Equestria from another threat” Said Twilight

“That’s Just it, we don’t know if they were a threat, all he wanted was for you to give back what you stole, in fact if it wasn’t for you none of this would have happened, he was just trying to reason with us and you just wouldn’t listen, none of you would” Said Applejack angrily

“Now now Applejack” Said Rarity as she trotted over “there’s no need to-“

“Twilight” Came a deep voice from in front of them, the ponies turned around and were taken a back by what they saw, there was the captain along with the rest of his crew, they appeared to be unharmed and well but it’s what the captain said next that left them in shock.

“Was that supposed to hurt? Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa” he laughed

Twilight managed to regain her composure and pointed a shaking hoof towards him “h,h,how? How is this possible that’s the most powerful magic in Equestria, how?”

But before anyone could answer Rainbow Dash stepped in front of Twilight and grit her teeth in combat “Looks like we’re gonna have to do this the hard way” she started to hover and then she fired herself like a bullet at the captain, but everyone’s amazement the captain was quicker and stooped her using only one arm, Rainbow felt like she had flown right into a steal pole and as she impacted the captain’s fist, the captain then walked over to her and grabbed her by the neck and hoisted her off the ground with his left hand p, the next using his right hand he delivered a hard punch to her belly, shattering a few ribs and rupturing her liver.

He then threw her back towards Twilight and her friends, who were speechless at this point, how? How could this Alien be so strong? Not wanting to deal with this Twilight used her magic and telaported her and her friends back to the library

When they arrived Twilight performed an X-ray spell on Rainbow to check how she was, she of course was not doing very well three of her ribs had been broken aswell as a few internal organs

“We need to get Rainbow to the hospital right away!” She yelled in panic

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