When Humans and Ponies Live togetherby Sherbert Music-GuardChaptersA Strange School dayNew JobsThe BackstoryA Fucktard for a bossWanting a HouseA Strange School dayChapter 2: A strange School day Cheerilee said "Time to Pack up everyone, The Bell's Going to go for Lunch". As Cheerilee said that everyone got changed and then the class broke on to complete and utter chaos then after several attempts of calming the class she just screamed and said "THAT'S IT, GET YOUR LUNCH THEN QUICKLY COME BACK TO CLASS, EVERY SINGLE PERSON AND PONY IS GETTING DETENTION... well except from the CMC's children who have been perfectly behaved as usual and you don't need to come back for a few hours, I can feel this will be a long detention, NOW CLASS I NEED TO TEXT YOUR FAMILIES and the CMC's children will get a good report, as usual.". As they went home they were gave a text from their respective parents saying" well done". The sun set as they went home. New JobsChapter 5: New Jobs Do You remember chapter 3, The fucktard of a boss had a combined lawsuit of everyone that has worked at the shopping center in New Manehattan against him (BTW He is a human) and he was charged with public urination, destruction of property and threating (as well as other crimes) and has been forced to pay Crystal Dress every single bit that he owes and procecuted with 1000 years placed in the moon. Celestia was present for the trial. It's now Dinner Break, a week later. Rebekcaa: Look at the new head of the cleaning department. Everyone explodes in applause. Crystal Dress: You'll have to promiss me something. Rebekcaa: What? Crystal Dress: NO PISSING ON MY DRESSES AND TUXEDOS. Rebekcaa nodded and then said: I wouldn't piss on anything that isn't a toilet... well that one time when my sister tickled me so much I delibrately pissed on her. Just never ticle me, you'll be fine. Loggan: Thank You Rebekcaa, for taking my fucktard bosses job. Rebekcaa: I don't deserve all the credit. Cailee: Thanks Crystal... for my new job. Crystal: You're welcome. I needed someone to work the till and have cleaning expreience. They decide to go back to work as the rush is about to start back up. The BackstoryChapter 1: The Backstory It has been five years since the ponies took over earth and everyone now on Earth supports the Equestrian monarchy, Most of all friendship groups are cross spiecies where at-least one equine is In a group of friends. Over half of the labour is dominated by humans but there is a growing amount Of ponies are dropping out of school when they're 16 and labour is the only Job that underqualified ponies can do. It is dependent of their race of pony because pegasi who drop out of school End up doing weather work. Earth Ponies tend to choose farm work along side humans, doing mostly the Jobs on a farm that humans did when humans are doing mostly what ponies used To have to do. Unicorns tend to be teachers, hairdressers/barbers, and also don't tend to drop Out of school. Ponies tend to do the least work now because people are doing most of the work To appolagise to the ponies for enslaving their kind for centuries and ponies Now get the better jobs. Radio and Television has been set up so that anybody who hated the government Gets repoted on and sent to jail for treason. Songbird Serenade, Saffire Shores, The Mane 6, Ed Sheeran, Rihanna and Sia Are the most famous singers currently. Ponies can now have children with humans and lots of ponies have been visiting the Human world and coming back with a partner. A Fucktard for a bossChapter 3: A Fucktard for a boss It was A normal day of working at the new shopping center in New Manehattan (New Manehattan is right next door to New Canterlot where Buffalo, NY used to be). Shopping Centers are an alien concept to ponies so there's television and radio training lessons of how to use a shopping center and what a shopping center is. Most of the staff are ponies (pony school graduatees) and less humans than who teach (there's 10 human teachers in the lands that Celestia, Luna, Twilight and Cadence rule) because there's only 4 humans that work in the shopping center out of 1500 members of staff in total. It's curently lunch. Loggan McLoouglinn: Hi, Everypony. He pauses. Loggan: And Rebekcaa and Cailee. Everyone: Hi, Loggan. Sunset Shade: How's work been for everypo- one, Loggan: My boss hates me, I only get 16 hours a week and I'm not allowed overtime AND MY BOSS PISSES ON THE FUCKING FLOOR IN THE TOILET SO THAT I HAVE TO FUCKING CLEAN HIS PISS, yeah... MY AWNSER IS FUCK NO. Cailee: He fucking hates me too, I haven't stopped reporting him to the police since I started, I think I'll end up quitting or sueing. Rebekcaa: I was offered his job last year, I thought that I wouldn't be good enough, But I'll now check if they still want to fire him. I want his job now. I DON'T EVEN WORK IN THE CLEANING DEPARTMENT. Crystal Dress: You should, HE PISSED ON MY DRESSES AND SUITS. I'M STILL IN DEBT BECAUSE I HAD TO SHUT UP SHOP FOR 6 MONTHS TO GET ENOUGH DRESSES AND SUITS TO MEET DEMAND. I had to BAN him from my shop and charge him for everything he soiled and the rent I had to pay for those 6 months. HE OWES ME THOUSANDS OF FUCKING BITS. I HAD TO GET A RESTRAINING ORDER SO I CAN ONLY COME IN WHEN HE ISN'T. Everyone: We better get back to work, BYE! Wanting a HouseChapter 4: Wanting a House Everyone here in the housing office today wants a house to rent in order to live with a shelter over there head and a table to put the food. Housing Officer: NEXT! A really shy mare squeakes and tries to walk away but is pushed forward by everyone in the lines and then she whispers her name to the housing officer. Fluttershy: I'd like to be put on the housing list, I need a bigger house, I just had my seco -first foal and I need a bigger house. The Housing Officer said: Ok, Fluttershy, You get a form and also put what you need in a house and what you want in one, what you can afford to pay, et cetera. Fluttershy whispered: Okay. Fluttershy walked over to the paper and got it and went over to the table and wrote on it with her teeth gripping the pen. Housing Officer: NEXT! Scootaloo walked over to the the housing officer and said: Yeah, I was told to get the keys to my house today so I could move in. The housing officer checks a list of people to get their keys today and said: I'm Sorry Ms. Scootaloo but you aren't on the list. Scootaloo had fire in her eyes then the housing officer said: Only joking. The housing officer gets scootaloo's keys oout of a drawer and said: There you go, Remember to pay your rent and how much a month it is. I always ask how much to check if you can remember. Scootaloo said: 100 bits per fortnight. The Housing officer said: Correct. REMEMBER EVERY FORTNIGHT. Scootaloo said: Will do, Bye. The housing officer could tell it was going to be a long day today.
A Strange School dayChapter 2: A strange School day Cheerilee said "Time to Pack up everyone, The Bell's Going to go for Lunch". As Cheerilee said that everyone got changed and then the class broke on to complete and utter chaos then after several attempts of calming the class she just screamed and said "THAT'S IT, GET YOUR LUNCH THEN QUICKLY COME BACK TO CLASS, EVERY SINGLE PERSON AND PONY IS GETTING DETENTION... well except from the CMC's children who have been perfectly behaved as usual and you don't need to come back for a few hours, I can feel this will be a long detention, NOW CLASS I NEED TO TEXT YOUR FAMILIES and the CMC's children will get a good report, as usual.". As they went home they were gave a text from their respective parents saying" well done". The sun set as they went home.
New JobsChapter 5: New Jobs Do You remember chapter 3, The fucktard of a boss had a combined lawsuit of everyone that has worked at the shopping center in New Manehattan against him (BTW He is a human) and he was charged with public urination, destruction of property and threating (as well as other crimes) and has been forced to pay Crystal Dress every single bit that he owes and procecuted with 1000 years placed in the moon. Celestia was present for the trial. It's now Dinner Break, a week later. Rebekcaa: Look at the new head of the cleaning department. Everyone explodes in applause. Crystal Dress: You'll have to promiss me something. Rebekcaa: What? Crystal Dress: NO PISSING ON MY DRESSES AND TUXEDOS. Rebekcaa nodded and then said: I wouldn't piss on anything that isn't a toilet... well that one time when my sister tickled me so much I delibrately pissed on her. Just never ticle me, you'll be fine. Loggan: Thank You Rebekcaa, for taking my fucktard bosses job. Rebekcaa: I don't deserve all the credit. Cailee: Thanks Crystal... for my new job. Crystal: You're welcome. I needed someone to work the till and have cleaning expreience. They decide to go back to work as the rush is about to start back up.
The BackstoryChapter 1: The Backstory It has been five years since the ponies took over earth and everyone now on Earth supports the Equestrian monarchy, Most of all friendship groups are cross spiecies where at-least one equine is In a group of friends. Over half of the labour is dominated by humans but there is a growing amount Of ponies are dropping out of school when they're 16 and labour is the only Job that underqualified ponies can do. It is dependent of their race of pony because pegasi who drop out of school End up doing weather work. Earth Ponies tend to choose farm work along side humans, doing mostly the Jobs on a farm that humans did when humans are doing mostly what ponies used To have to do. Unicorns tend to be teachers, hairdressers/barbers, and also don't tend to drop Out of school. Ponies tend to do the least work now because people are doing most of the work To appolagise to the ponies for enslaving their kind for centuries and ponies Now get the better jobs. Radio and Television has been set up so that anybody who hated the government Gets repoted on and sent to jail for treason. Songbird Serenade, Saffire Shores, The Mane 6, Ed Sheeran, Rihanna and Sia Are the most famous singers currently. Ponies can now have children with humans and lots of ponies have been visiting the Human world and coming back with a partner.
A Fucktard for a bossChapter 3: A Fucktard for a boss It was A normal day of working at the new shopping center in New Manehattan (New Manehattan is right next door to New Canterlot where Buffalo, NY used to be). Shopping Centers are an alien concept to ponies so there's television and radio training lessons of how to use a shopping center and what a shopping center is. Most of the staff are ponies (pony school graduatees) and less humans than who teach (there's 10 human teachers in the lands that Celestia, Luna, Twilight and Cadence rule) because there's only 4 humans that work in the shopping center out of 1500 members of staff in total. It's curently lunch. Loggan McLoouglinn: Hi, Everypony. He pauses. Loggan: And Rebekcaa and Cailee. Everyone: Hi, Loggan. Sunset Shade: How's work been for everypo- one, Loggan: My boss hates me, I only get 16 hours a week and I'm not allowed overtime AND MY BOSS PISSES ON THE FUCKING FLOOR IN THE TOILET SO THAT I HAVE TO FUCKING CLEAN HIS PISS, yeah... MY AWNSER IS FUCK NO. Cailee: He fucking hates me too, I haven't stopped reporting him to the police since I started, I think I'll end up quitting or sueing. Rebekcaa: I was offered his job last year, I thought that I wouldn't be good enough, But I'll now check if they still want to fire him. I want his job now. I DON'T EVEN WORK IN THE CLEANING DEPARTMENT. Crystal Dress: You should, HE PISSED ON MY DRESSES AND SUITS. I'M STILL IN DEBT BECAUSE I HAD TO SHUT UP SHOP FOR 6 MONTHS TO GET ENOUGH DRESSES AND SUITS TO MEET DEMAND. I had to BAN him from my shop and charge him for everything he soiled and the rent I had to pay for those 6 months. HE OWES ME THOUSANDS OF FUCKING BITS. I HAD TO GET A RESTRAINING ORDER SO I CAN ONLY COME IN WHEN HE ISN'T. Everyone: We better get back to work, BYE!
Wanting a HouseChapter 4: Wanting a House Everyone here in the housing office today wants a house to rent in order to live with a shelter over there head and a table to put the food. Housing Officer: NEXT! A really shy mare squeakes and tries to walk away but is pushed forward by everyone in the lines and then she whispers her name to the housing officer. Fluttershy: I'd like to be put on the housing list, I need a bigger house, I just had my seco -first foal and I need a bigger house. The Housing Officer said: Ok, Fluttershy, You get a form and also put what you need in a house and what you want in one, what you can afford to pay, et cetera. Fluttershy whispered: Okay. Fluttershy walked over to the paper and got it and went over to the table and wrote on it with her teeth gripping the pen. Housing Officer: NEXT! Scootaloo walked over to the the housing officer and said: Yeah, I was told to get the keys to my house today so I could move in. The housing officer checks a list of people to get their keys today and said: I'm Sorry Ms. Scootaloo but you aren't on the list. Scootaloo had fire in her eyes then the housing officer said: Only joking. The housing officer gets scootaloo's keys oout of a drawer and said: There you go, Remember to pay your rent and how much a month it is. I always ask how much to check if you can remember. Scootaloo said: 100 bits per fortnight. The Housing officer said: Correct. REMEMBER EVERY FORTNIGHT. Scootaloo said: Will do, Bye. The housing officer could tell it was going to be a long day today.
