When Humans and Ponies Live together

Chapter 3: A Fucktard for a boss

It was A normal day of working at the new shopping center in New Manehattan
(New Manehattan is right next door to New Canterlot where Buffalo, NY used to be).
Shopping Centers are an alien concept to ponies so there's television and
radio training lessons of how to use a shopping center and what a shopping
center is.
Most of the staff are ponies (pony school graduatees) and less humans than
who teach (there's 10 human teachers in the lands that Celestia, Luna, Twilight
and Cadence rule) because there's only 4 humans that work in the shopping center
out of 1500 members of staff in total.
It's curently lunch.

Loggan McLoouglinn: Hi, Everypony.
He pauses.
Loggan: And Rebekcaa and Cailee.
Everyone: Hi, Loggan.
Sunset Shade: How's work been for everypo- one,
Loggan: My boss hates me, I only get 16 hours a week and I'm not allowed
overtime AND MY BOSS PISSES ON THE FUCKING FLOOR IN THE TOILET SO THAT I
HAVE TO FUCKING CLEAN HIS PISS, yeah... MY AWNSER IS FUCK NO.
Cailee: He fucking hates me too, I haven't stopped reporting him to the
police since I started, I think I'll end up quitting or sueing.
Rebekcaa: I was offered his job last year, I thought that I wouldn't be good
enough, But I'll now check if they still want to fire him. I want his job now.
I DON'T EVEN WORK IN THE CLEANING DEPARTMENT.
Crystal Dress: You should, HE PISSED ON MY DRESSES AND SUITS. I'M STILL IN DEBT
BECAUSE I HAD TO SHUT UP SHOP FOR 6 MONTHS TO GET ENOUGH DRESSES AND SUITS TO MEET
DEMAND.
I had to BAN him from my shop and charge him for everything he soiled and the rent
I had to pay for those 6 months. HE OWES ME THOUSANDS OF FUCKING BITS.
I HAD TO GET A RESTRAINING ORDER SO I CAN ONLY COME IN WHEN HE ISN'T.
Everyone: We better get back to work, BYE!