Rainbow's Dash: A Sparkling Twilight
One day (in Equestria) there was a pair of ponies. Their names were Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash. Twilight Sparkle was a very studious pony and her birthday is June 07. Rainbow Dash is very athletic and loves sports and was born in Massachussetts. But what neither pony realized was a fire in their loins for each other. It was a yearning more primal than anything our world (or theirs) has ever known. To bring together their hearts would be an event that would be the inverse Holocaust* (where instead of everyone dying and people being sad it's the opposite).
So one day in Ponyville (which is in Equestria) Twilight Sparkle was reading one of her books. Rainbow Dash came in (she's blue) and asked:
"Hey Twilight, I have a passion in my soul that cannot be slaked by any waters in my cloud house. Do you have anything that could put out this fire?"
"Well, my books says something about water putting out fire..."
"I'm not talking about the water in that glass. I'm talking about the liquid between your legs"
*PORNO MUSIC STARTS*
"AW YEAH GURL, GRIND YOUR HIPS INTO MY VAGINA. TREAT IT LIKE A PESTLE AND SMASH MY UTERUS WITH YOUR CLITORIS."
"RAINBOW DASH PLEASE IT HURTS SO GOOD."
Spike looked in on horror, but there was nothing he could do to stop it...but there was nothing he would do otherwise.
End of Chapter one
*WRITERS NOTE: The holocaust didn't happen so this is a theoretical example.