A Messy Message

by Odlaw

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Porn, Sex, Fetish, Crystal Ponies, Profanity, Shining Armor
Length: 1671

A heavily pregnant Princess Cadence must give a speech to the citizens of the Crystal Empire. Things get messy.

A heavily pregnant Princess Cadence must give a speech to the citizens of the Crystal Empire after being constipated. Things get pretty messy, not that Shining armor minds.

Contains: (Pregnancy, Scat [Hyper], Watersports [(Kinda) Hyper], Anal [Dirty])

A requested/commissioned story.

Published 2017-12-20 23:40:05 UTC
Last updated 2017-12-20 23:40:05 UTC

A Desperate Declaration

Princess Cadence stood at the edge of the high balcony of the palace, looking out over the Crystal Empire. Below, a huge crowd of crystal ponies is amassing, excited to hear what their beloved princess has to say.

Today, Cadence was to make a very important speech to address many of the questions and concerns spreading amongst the empire's citizens. Already, a number of the crystal ponies in the crowd were feeling relieved just from the sight of Princess Cadence, safe and sound.

Due to Princess Cadence being very far into her pregnancy, she hadn't been making very many announcements or speeches and the citizens had been getting restless. Her pregnant belly extended almost down to her hooves and almost forced her to walk in a waddle wherever she went. Bizzare rumors involving changeling infiltrations or King Sombra returning again were sprouting up so she needed to set the record straight.

Cadence's lack of public appearances was mostly due to how protective Shining Armor had become. He stood a small distance behind her on the balcony, scanning the crowd below for dangers. He had gotten it in his head that the further along into her pregnancy she got, the more likely there was to be some sinister plot made against her.

While charming, his paranoid concern for her and making sure she was protected at all times, even in the bathroom, grew annoying pretty quickly. It wasnt until she had stressed to him the importance of this speech that he finally let up some. That didn't mean he hadn't scrambled the guards and put them all on high alert of course. She had told him it was unnecessary at not to worry but he refused to allow something to happen to her. This didn't mean she wasnt a bit nervous herself, just for other reasons.

Over the past few weeks, she had been having a number of random, and hard to satisfy, food cravings. One day she would eat nothing but sweets and chocolate and the next fried foods and mushrooms. Sometimes even eating foods she didn't usually like. The doctors had said that while cravings were normal when pregnant, the amount she ate was anything but. They had told her not to worry about it though. It was the first time in recorded history an alicorn was to give birth to a foal so who really knew what was expected to happen.

Unfortunately, Cadence's bizarre diet was not doing wonders for her digestion. She had been deeply constipated for weeks now, and it was getting very uncomfortable. It felt as though an entire rock-hard boulder was stuck inside of her, refusing to come out. Thankfully, it appeared to not be bothering her as much as usual.

As the last of the crystal ponies gathered together below, Shining Armor gives signals to the other guardponies in and around the crowd, letting them know to be on high alert. Gathering magic Cadence casts a spell on herself she learned from Princess Luna that would amplify her voice.

"Citizens of the Crystal Empire!"

She is met with uproarious cheering from the crowd.

The speech was going pretty well so far. She had just debunked yet another crazy rumor claiming that King Sombra was back, and was preparing to move onto the next important issue: The new baby.

*Grumble*

Princess Cadence grimaces, her stomach was beginning to act up again. She could feel her insides shifting and churning along with sudden building need to use the bathroom.

'Oh, not now! Come on Cadence, just hold on till after the speech!'

"Ahem, as for the matter of the new royal baby, we-" *Pwwwffffrt*

She is abruptly interrupted as an airy fart squeezes from her pucked ponut, a heavy blush overcoming Cadence's face. Of course, the fart had also been amplified, the whole of the crowd hearing it loud and clear.

Below, a few in the crowd chuckle awkwardly under their breath, trying to play off the ensuing silence.

"T-the new baby will be due in around a month's time, and I wish to quench any of the worries you may have been having about future leadership."

Behind her, Shining Armor's eyes flicked between scanning the crowd below and glancing at his wife's rear, her anus was quivering lightly.

"Shining Armor and I-" *Pwfrrprt*

Cadence blushes harder as, at the same time as another fart escapes, a small burst of yellow is squirted from her marehood, splattering down on the marble floor of the balcony.

"W-we will continue to rule over the empire, so, um, don't worry about that," Cadence says, trying desperately not to lose her composure as more pressure continues to grow in both her bowels and bladder. It seemed like her body had finally had enough of keeping her waste contained.

Shining's vision was now firmly locked onto Cadence's hindquarters, a stirring between his legs taking precedence over his paranoia. Her tail had begun to flag, revealing her ponut and her marehood.

One stallion in the crowd, standing underneath the edge of the balcony, looked up to the sky, searching for rainclouds. The stallion scratched his head, he could have sworn he felt a drop of rain.

"A-another question many of you have been asking is if we know what g-gender the baby is going to be."

*Pwfwrrprptt* A third, louder, and very wet sounding fart sputters from her, tiny brown specs landing on the floor behind her. With a grunt, a small stream of urine begins flowing from her marehood, not stopping despite Cadence's desperate efforts. A yellow puddle quickly begins to form around her back legs, expanding out towards the edge of the balcony.

Many stallions, shining armor included, were forced to conceal their growing arousal as the clearly very desperate Princess struggles to continue her speech, despite actively having an accident.

"U-unfortunately, we have b-been unable to d-determine the gender of the b-baby, due to unexpected i-interferences." Cadence grunts with a very strained smile.

The stream suddenly upgrades to a steady flow which noisily impacts the marble floor, small waterfalls falling from the edge. Shining's eyes widen as her ponut pushes outwards and slowly expands, a brown turd peeking slightly through. By now his cock is fully erect, bobbing as it throbs under his barrel.

"B-but I assure y-you that-" Cadence suddenly stops mid-sentence as she braces her forelegs against the rails, face skewed as she uses up her last ounce of strength holding back the inevitable.

*Crackle* *Splurrftwft*

Her ponut opens wide as an utterly massive log starts pushing out of her. It is easily as wide around as Shinings foreleg, crackling as it emerges. With a grunt her anus widens somehow even further, allowing the head of the log to finally slip free of her rectum. With the wide head out of the way, the still very thick, snake-like, turd slithers rapidly out of her, curling down and pilling up messily between her back legs. The stream of piss, which shows no signs of slowing, spatters against her mess, turning the puddle a murky brown.

Unable to control himself at the sight of his wife having an accident, Shining starts using his magic to stroke up and down his length. Down below, while some shield their eyes while blushing madly, many stallions actively pleasure themselves at the sight. Even a few mares are turned on by the display, their own tails rising as they deposit their own loads onto the ground.

Cadence's face shifts to an expression of pure pleasure and relief as weeks of tension are finally relieved. The long log of shit finally begins to taper before falling free. The messy pile is built up halfway up her legs, her back hooves deep inside of it. Behind her Shining Armor strokes rapidly, a string of pre-cum dripping from his tip. Cadence's marehood suddenly winks, her clit glistening between her lips, as he is no longer able to restrain himself.

Cadence gasps as she feels her husband mount her from behind, his cock pressing up firmly against her filthy ponut. Inside, she can feel another, equally large log lying in wait. With a firm thrust, Shining plunges inside, coating his length in her brown sludge.

Cadence cries out in a deep moan, her still peeing marehood dripping with lust. Her poop acting as a lubricant, he rapidly pounds her ponut, each thrust taking him down all the way down to his balls. With each thrust, Shining can feel his cock meet another firm obstruction deep in her tight bowels, which only fuels his motions.

The courtyard below has turned into a full-fledged orgy with mares reliving themselves openly and either rubbing themselves off or being plowed by an eager and equally horny stallion.

As both Shining and Cadence rapidly approach their climactic peak, Cadence looks back, meeting Shining with a deep, passionate kiss. Their tongues intermingle, as they both moan. With one last thrust, Shining hilts inside of her, his length throbbing as he coats the inside of her bowels with layer after layer of thick cum.

Separating from their kiss, they breathe deeply, coming down from their ecstasy fuel high. Giving Cadence one last kiss he slowly dismounts, the head of his cock popping free from her gaping ponut with a satisfying *Plorp!*. It is coated with a layer of brown muck, with cum still dripping from its end.

Shining, his length now hanging limply underneath him, walks next to his wife, as both of them look out over the messy orgy going on below. With another grunt, Cadence pushes again, a second huge, white-headed, turd slithering from her anus, adding to the already massive mess pile.

Turning to each other they lock together in another passionate kiss, the sounds of messy sex filling the courtyard.

Author's Note

No foals where traumatized in the making of this fic. There was a gigantic field trip before the speech, taking them all to the pony version of Disneyland. Yup.