Blame it on the Cider!

Twilight woke up in her own bed, in her own castle. I remembered what happened almost a month ago, she shook my head. “No, I shouldn’t have had that cider. What I did is in the past, but we will have to meet up again, we should try have just a casual get together,” I told myself, we shouldn’t of bucked. I got it out of my mind, I went down stairs for breakfast. Fluttershy was going to meet me anyway. Then I was going to Canterlot, Luna was afraid to go the the doctor, after coming back after 1000 years, this is the first time she got sick. So wanted to go with me, after all today is the day I go to the doctor for my monthly checkup. I walked down the stairs.

“Twilight!” shouted Fluttershy,”I have been waiting for an hour!”

“But it is only 8:30, have you been here since 7:30?” I asked.

“Umm, yeah..” she said,”I thought it was, uou know then.. So that’s why I haven’t had my pancakes yet, huh?”

“Yes, Fluttershy, but everypony makes mistakes,” I said,”Some bigger than others.”

“Yeah, you’re right Twi, but you never make big mistakes, everyone you make is fixed after all!” she shouted.

“Nono, I have made some bug mistakes as well,” I said.

“Like what?” she asked.

“”Don’t feel like telling,” I said.

“Ok, oooh! Here comes Spike with our PANCAKES!” Shy said.

Spike came and placed our pancakes in front of us he gave me my 6 Stack with Whipped Cream Topped with Blue Berries and Cinnamon and Fluttershy her Mint Stack with Syrup. We ate together and talked about how we absolutely kicked Storm King’s Ass! And Fluttershy’s animals, of course. Then we called Spike in to take our plates away and then we said our goodbyes and I went to pack my things. I walked up the stairs and entered my room. I got my quills and paper into my suitcase, then I packed a few books and then Spike went and ran into my room,”Twilight! You got a letter! It is from... Star Tracker? Who is he?”

“Oh, must be his reply, he runs, uhh, a telescope production. I wanted one of his deluxe ones. This must be to tell me when I must come and pick it up,” I said.

“Ok, must I read it?” he asked.

“NO! I will, and can you give me some time to pack please?” I shouted.

“Okay Twi,” he said and left.

I opened it and read,

Dear Twily

I heard you are coming over to Canterlot today for a week, could we meet up at 5 o’Clock? Maybe you could stay with me? Ok, maybe plan a public date? Announce us being a couple? Or maybe we could just, ya know, buck. I have thought ahead, just in case. I got protection shorted out.. Sexy-

I stopped reading there, sexy. He called me sexy. I know it wasn’t just the cider talking then, I did think he was cute, then I decided to continue reading.

Yeah, Twily, I still think you’re cute. Hope you can meet up with me and even stay with me for a bit, please reply soon.

Love, Trackey

I got a quill and paper, I started to write back,

Dear Trackey

I am free from then onward, I was gonna stay in the Castle but I hadn’t confirmed so I can stay. No bucking. We I don’t think we should until we get married, if we ever do. Remember I am still a princess. It is almost illegal, I can, but Celestia will be unhappy with me, she’ll give me a warning. We should get married first, or become a official couple. But I do love you, so I bet we will get married soon!

Love Twily

There, that done, now I should leave. I used my magic to first deliver the letter, second teleport to Luna.

“Twilight! Now we can go to what thee calls-“ started Luna.

“Luna, you didn’t have to talk like that, no need to joke around ok?”

“Yes, Twilight. I just t-“

“I get it, now lets walk down to the doctor, he is just a street away from here.” We walked down the brick path and went into the Royal Hospital, well that was the best name they could come up with even though everypony in Canterlot comes here. We walked in and a pony soon met us.

“Ahh, you must be Dr. Whooves, you are Twilight’s Doctor, correct?” asked Luna.

“Yes, I am half Time Lord and Half Pony Doctor. This is just what I do for a living. I is not my talent but I am good at this too. I came here so when you go with Twi, you have somepony she trusts,” he said.

We followed him into a room then he asked Luna,”Before you go, what is wrong?”

“Well, I have had a sore throat for a month now and Tia says I should get it sorted out.”

“GREAT Galloping Stallions! A month! Yeesh!”

He then looked into her throat and wrote something onto a clipboard. Then her ears and again wrote it down,”I am arfaid you have a bacterial infection and you are going to have to go on medication. I wrote it down and afterwards you need to go to the nearest pharmacy. Ok.”

“Yes Doc,” Luna said.

“Now, Twilight, anything strange happing this past month?”

“Well, I have been throwing up alot recently, but I think I caught Spike’s tummy bug, other than that, nothing. Wait, I had my heat but that is natural.”

“Ok, I will just do the usal check up and..”

“Oh yeah, remember last time I had broken a hoof, just x-ray my hoof to see the recovery!”

“Yes Twilight.”

After the check up Whooves looked at his paper looking to see what happened,”Great Galloping Stallions! Miss Twilight Sparkle, can talk with for a bit in the other room please.

“Yes Dr. Whooves!”

We walked into the other room and Doc had an angry look on his face,”Um, I need. Go urinate, in the bathroom please, you see I need it for a test. I think there is something rather wrong.” he said.

“Umm, ok. What’s wrong?”

“You’ll find out soon enough. Here this is something we only give out here in the hospital. Umm, what would you say, well. Pee on it.”

“Ok,” I said confused. I took it with my magic and went into the bathroom. I placed it in between my pussy lips and then just, peed. Then I took it and used magic wipe my marehood clean. I took the test thingy and walked back to Doc.

“Here doc,” I said.

He looked at it and said on more thing. On onto the chair it is just gonna chech for umm, brain tumours!”

I sat on it...

A few minutes later Doc had all the information he needed to prove his theory. He had a file and a few photos. Then he was ready to talk.

“Ok, firstly Twilight, I have seen you have lost your virginity...” he said.

“HAVE NOT!” I lied.

“Okay, how do you explain these-“ he showed me a collection of pictures of me and Star Tracker having sex”- See, that machine was really yo check your memory and take photos of what happened in the past.”

“But, but I don’t know him!” I protested!

“Uhh Uhh, how do you explain this,” he showed me the letter which Star had sent me.

“But, but how!? How did you get that!?”

“Before it was sent to Spike, my fillyfriend, Derpy Hooves saw what was in it when it accidentally dropped it and it opened, Star Tracker should of used stronger tape and sent me a copy, after printing one. She was just curious.”

“Fine, I lied so what, that’s it huh?”

“Oh, no. This test proves my theory even more, this was actually a pregnancy test which the hospital owns. The pluss means positive. Sorry, Twilight. Your pregnant, oh and you’re in touble. I am showing this to Luna, all of these, even the sex photos.”

My jaw dropped, firstly, I had been caught, second I am pregnant...

“Oh and Celestia asked me to do this,” he added.

I dropped my jaw again.