The Celestial Times

Open Letter To Princess Celestia

‘An open letter to fat, arrogant, practically useless glutton, national embarrassment that is, without a doubt, Princess Celestia!

You are completely irrational, claiming I’m working with King Sombra to overthrow Equestria, where exactly is your evidence? The fact that when you sent me to kill him I decided not to? The fact that I’m not a cold hearted killer? And when questioned about why you thought I was a killer you claimed that I’d killed Timberwolves and a Manticore in self-defense. What about that leads you to think I was a killer for hire? And now because you wanted me to ‘Defeat Sombra’, which I did in a chess match, you blame me for your lack of forethought to chose your words wisely! I didn’t kill Sombra, I’m more than a simple blade for hire, yes, I took your money for the job you stated, and you blame me for that! You failed to anticipate the amount of money you’d owe me, money you wanted to deny me in the first place, and you try to take it out on me! Tell me, who exactly would risk life and limb for a public thanks?! You spoke to me as if we had already come to an agreement! Your guards forced me to Canterlot at spearpoint, threw me around and pushed me into the dirt and I still came into that room with plans to meet you the competent leader I thought you were.

I have never been more wrong! You all but demand I comply, then when I had the nerve to demand payment you threaten me! Now I was willing to let bygones be bygones, even after you accused me of being obsessed with money and power, but then you had the gall to insult me for not killing someone and calling me a ‘Degenerate, ape bastard’. Now I don’t discuss parentage with those with obvious daddy issues but my parents had been married for years before I was born. And you dare call me a bastard? Bitch, who the fuck were your parents?! As far as I have found you have always avoided the question, now why would that be? But I don’t presume, I’m sure you have a good reason for it. Just as you must have had a good reason for sending off six young mares with zero combat training to go up against the largest threats in the land! Nightmare Moon, Sombra, Changelings, Discord, sleeping dragons and more! Yes, they wield the Elements of Harmony, but did you ever consider attaching guards to them? No! You would rather have them nice and complacent, right?

You complain about being tired and working hard? Ha! I know what you do on a daily basis! I have a credible source that says you have previously said that raising the sun takes no effort! So, what exactly is it that’s difficult? Day Court? Listening to ponies complain and talk, all while sitting down? Or perhaps it’s dealing with ambassadors from other countries? Forgive me, but last I checked you had many servants in your castle. You are waited on hand and foot, you constantly abandon several small duties to spend time with your lover! What exactly about that is hard work?! Putting on that fake smile and pretending to care about the pawns in your great game of chess?! That’s how you see people, try and deny it all you want! At least I do my job. Such a rough life you lead. Better go run crying to your sister and tell her all the lies you’ve been telling everyone else all these years. Tell me, when you are running around, thinking of yourself, which alicorn is it that actually works? Compared to your sister what is it you do? If you fail to stop thinking of people as pawns to use and sacrifice then you are going to die of irrelevance!

Sure, you can call me a monster or an ape, call me whatever you please, it doesn’t bother me. But whatever you say to me just inspires my malevolence against you. I am not afraid to write against you! You wanted to know what I could do against you? I can write. And words have more power than you’ll ever know. Tell me, what exactly have you done in the past thousand years? What advances have you made? Or are you just a waste of everyone’s time?

Maybe you should check in once in a while on the spies you have following me around, you might actually find out what I do. Maybe they will confirm that I don’t care if you don’t hire me again. I don’t give a shit about money! I told you this. I don’t care if you never hire me again, with this letter the whole country will know what you’re really like!

You fat, motherfucking bitch!

Revealing the truth for the right of the people,

Leon Alexander Walters Frost.’

Author's Note

Yeah. This is set the day after Leon gets back to Ponyville. It will be addressed in the next chapter, but seeing as there won't be a part that goes over exactly what is said, I thought it best to throw in this little extra.

Enjoy!