Like a Fox in Ponies' World

I groaned, head pounding as I lay on my back on the cold wooden ground. There was no sunlight in my eyes, so I assumed I must have slept through the whole day. That's is a new personal record.

Must have been one pretty wild party... I thought to myself. I need to get up to wash myself though. I slowly started to lift my head and- Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow, bad idea, bad idea! Oh god, it hurts so much! I immediately laid my head back down carefully, feeling the pain dull somewhat. While on the ground, the smell of paper assaulted my nose, leading me to believe I was either on my sister's room (she's a bookworm) or in a library somewhere. Either one was possible, since I tend to get wasted easily on most parties I go to, and I can be easily swayed to do anything, like going to a library butt naked, which I don't doubt is what happened. I had friends that really loved to troll me. After a few minutes, I slowly picked my head up again. Still hurts a lot.

"Ugh, I should have seen if the drink was alcoholic..."

I slowly trailed off at the sound of my voice. That... That's a woman's voice. A hot one at that. I must be more wasted than I thought. Slowly opening my eyes, I was greeted by a curtain of yellowish orange hair. Dafuq? My hair is not that big. Must be a wig or something.

Thinking that it was part of a prank some friends are playing on me, I reached up with my hands to move it out of my eyes, but stopped at what I saw. It were my hands but... Not. Connected to an arm covered in fur the same color of the wig that covered my eyes, it started to turn a light brown from the forearm down until the fingers. My mouth opened in disbelief. This must be a really elaborated prank. I wiggled my fingers, and the appendage in front of me mimicked it. The other hand was the same thing. I reached one hand on the other and pulled on the short fur, feeling it pulling on my skin. Same with what I thought was a wig, when I tried to pull it off, I felt it pulling on my scalp. I reached to the sides of my head, but didn't feel anything there. Slowly moving up to the to of my head, I felt two soft furry protrusions that must be my ears. Dread started to fill my being as I urgently sat up, but almost fell forward due to a weight on my chest. I froze and slowly reached a hand up to my chest, but instead stopped when I felt something soft and round. I looked down and was greeted by two breasts. They were almost the size of a football, I think even a little bigger. Those were some sexy pair of knockers. I started to droll a little before remembering that they were actually attached to my chest. I gulped, reached a hand down south and patted the area between my legs. It... It was gone. MY PAINIS IS GONE!!!

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

I started hyperventilating. My PINGAS is gone. I am not male anymore. Oh god, how am I gonna get laid now!? I gulped at the thought of receiving the D instead of giving it. During that moment, I felt movement behind me. Risking a glance behind me, I was greeted by three tails attached to my backside. They were the same color as the rest of my fur with the tips being white.

"Wait, three? That's not normal... No wait, I remember watching an anime about something like this, what was the name of the creature again? It was some sort of fox... A karin... A kochi... A Kit...sune? Is that what I am now?" I gulped again hearing my new voice. "A female Kitsune...?" Oh god I'm gonna be sick. But I need to calm down to find out what the fuck is going on. I stood up but wobbled a little.

Holy shit I got freaking tall! I went from being a shorty 5 five feet 9 inches to the impressive height of 8 feet 4 inches. And I was not awkwardly high, my figure was actually rather curvy, and dare I say, extremely sexy. While I examined myself, something finally came to light. Aside from a bra and panties, I was completely naked. There was a beat. And then my whole face went red as I physically tried to stop a nosebleed with my hands over my nose.

A few minutes of that later, I again brought my hands up to my breasts and gave them an experimental squeeze. It was... A little weird to say the least, but the sensation was actually good. So distracted was I by my knockers that I didn't notice the door opening until the lights turned on. I looked at the entrance to see who it was, but had to look down as I noticed the small purple equine with an even smaller purple lizard on her back. We stared at each other for a moment before the lizard fell off the equine's back with a severe case of nosebleed. That in turn prompted my brain to catch up with me again, and I yelled the first thing that came to mind.

"PERVERTED TINY HORSE AND LIZARD!!!!"

The horse's purple face took on a red tint and it started sputtering incoherently, while I took the opportunity to vault over it and run outside. It was... Partially successful, since I smacked my face on the top of the door due to my new height before I ducked and ran outside, taking off on a random direction, never even once noticing how everything seemed rather silent.

I don't know for how long I have been running, but I must say I was quite impressed that I was only slightly winded. I decided to stop running and look around my surroundings. I was in some forest, the dark and creepy kind. And there was a branch poking my ass. I sighed, wishing I had some clothes my size to not wander around naked. My new ears swiveled around at the sound of a POP behind me. Turning around to investigate, I was greeted by a pile of neatly folded clothes consisting of light blue pants, a light blue shirt and a black sleeveless coat. I blinked and picked the clothes up. Deciding to try them out, I was surprised that not only the clothes fit me perfectly, but they were loose enough to not squeeze my now large assets. But where did those come from? I was thinking of clothes that fit me tben I heard a pop... Could it be? I then closed my eyes and imagined my phone, and with another POP, I felt a square shape in my new pants' pocket. Taking it out and turning it on, I was happy to see that it was indeed my phone, with everything still saved in it's memory. I turned it off and put it back on my pocket before deciding to take another look around.

It's been some minutes since I entered this forest, and the only thing of interest that happened was my encounter with a wooden wolf. No, I'm serious: it was literally a wolf MADE of WOOD! It took one sniff at me and sat down wagging it's tail, and I said 'Fuck it' and scratched it behind the ears before continuing in my way, the wood wolf going back to wherever it came from. I honestly ran out of my post-waking up fucks to give, I mean, I am a (very sexy) female Kitsune, and I witnessed a purple lizard have a nosebleed and fall off the back of a purple miniature horse. Seriously, the thing didn't even reach half of my height, I think it was approximately 4 feet tall. Shaking my head, I noticed ahead of me what appeared to be a rope bridge. Peering down, I was greeted by a black abyss under the bridge, which caused me to gulp. On the other side, there appeared to be some abandoned castle. I won't deny that the first thing that came to mind was-

"LOST TREASURE!!!"

Carefully making my way to the other side, and thankfully managing to make it safely, I walked in the direction of the castle, pushing aside the busted doors with a CREEEEEAK. Wincing slightly from the loud noise, I started my exploration for lost trasures. Hopefully there wold be some left if some exploration party came here. Some unknown time later, I started hearing voices. So, against better judgement, I followed the sounds, which lead up to the old throne room. There was the pervert purple horse thing I saw in the library on one side of the room, and now that I paid attention, I noticed a horn on her head. A tiny unicorn then? On the other side of the room, there was this taller black horse, and from my perspective, she sported a horn and a pair of bat-like wings. Both turn to me with looks of confusion until the tiny unicorn recognized me!

"You!?" She exclaimed.

"Me! Hello again, perverted tiny unicorn horse thing!" Again, ran out of fucks to give.

I snickered as she (at least I think it's a she) started sputtering again. "Wha- but- I'm not- you- I-I'm not a horse! I'm a pony!"

"Whatever." I said and turned my attention to the other horse- well, pony according to Purple- in the room. She (again, assuming it's a she) was standing over the broken shards of something. Not my problem. She was also looking between me and purple pervert (I think I'll call her that from now on) with what I assume was confusion. I walked over to her as she looked up at me. She barely came up to my chest, not counting the sharp horn. That thing looked like it can impale anyone. Now that I am this close, I noticed how her cyan eyes are cat-like: slits in place of normal pupils. I took a step back and started scratching my chin in thought.

"Are you some sort of unicorn-bat-cat hybrid?" I decided to ask, because why not?

I resisted the urge to laugh at black snooty (it just seemed right to call her that) as she started sputtering. "Wha- you- I'm-" She then glared at me and started shouting. "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, TO DARE INSULT ME!? I AM NIGHTMARE MOON, BRINGER OF ETERNAL NIGHT, YOU FOOLISH CREATURE!!!"

I was covering my ears as the force of the shout was enough to make my hair be blown back. Shaking my head and unplugging my fingers from my ears, I frowned at black snooty, or Nightmare Moon.

"Firstly, ouch! That fucking hurt! Learn to talk without shouting! Secondly, I am..." I paused a little to think. I couldn't really say that my name is Samuel, it's a male's name, and I definitely am not male anymore. "...Samantha. Samantha the Kitsune. And thirdly, why the hell do you want to destroy the world!?"

Confusion flashed on Nightmare's face before she frowned. "What do you mean, I said that I would bring eternal night, not world destruction."

I gave her a 'Are you serious' look. "Um, you do know that without the light of the sun, the planet will slowly start to freeze over, right? Since the sun that provides warmth during the day will never come. And that is only on this side of the planet. What about the other side, that will have eternal day? Everything there will start to wither and die in the heat, before the land starts to get scorched, since the night that was supposed to come and give things time to cool off wouldn't exist there. So yeah, eternal night actually means world destruction."

By the time I finished with my explanation, both Nightmare and Purple were looking at me with dropped jaws. "What? Didn't you know that? It's common sense!"

Nightmare shook her head before looking at me with a glare that could melt steel. "Y-you're lying! You must have been sent by Celestia to stop me!"

"Who?"

"But you won't succeed! The Elements of Harmony are gone! Nothing can stand in my way!" With that she started to cackle like a true villain. I merely massaged my temples in annoyance and looked over at Purple. She seemed to be looking me up and down.

"Try to catch another glimpse, pervert?" However, she ignored me when some voices started to come from behind the door, from were five ponies came through. A cyan one and a yellow one with wings, a white one with a horn, and a orange one and a pink one with neither. God, those colors are making me feel nauseous. What followed next, was some speech about aspects of friendship or some crap from Purple, and then they all started floating in the air with the shards I saw earlier floating around them, as a spherical rock appeared over Purple's head. What happened after that, I can only describe as a 'Rainbow Kamehameha'. I wisely took some steps to the side and watched as Nightmare was engulfed by the blast before protecting my eyes from the light show.

When my vision had cleared enough, I saw that black snooty was gone, and on the ground in her place was a smaller dark blue horse. She appeared to have a horn, but normal feathery wings. Panning my attention to the other side of the room, I saw Purple and her friends slowly picking themselves up from the ground. They all were wearing some sorta golden necklaces, except Purple had this tiara/crown thingy. So, magical artifacts maybe? Should have swiped the shards for myself then. And then suddenly this big (in comparison to them at least) white winged unicorn appeared in a flash of light and started talking with Purple and the others before walking to the blue winged unicorn and addressing her. I just sort of awkwardly stood there for a moment, before coughing slightly. And then all the attention in the room was at me.

"..." I stared.

"..." They stared back.

I decided to do the only thing I could at the moment. So, smiling, I turned around and began walking out while singing to myself.

🎵"Fuck this shit I'm out."🎵

"Wait!"

But I was already gone, deeper into the castle.

It's been two hours. I am assuming they tried looking for me but gave up and left, since everything is silent again. That's good, because I am most certainly gonna be crashing into this castle for a while. During my constant wandering, I found plenty of secret passages, and one even led to a library. But that's not what I'm looking for right now, I am in search of a bedroom with a bed that was in at least ok conditions. Having found another empty one, I was starting to dread that I would be sleeping on the ground until I remembered something. Focusing on a the empty space of the bedroom, a small flash went off followed by a POP! And one second later there was a bed complete with mattress and a pillow in front of me. I smiled and laid down on it, covering myself with the mattress to sleep. But I started feeling really uncomfortable, so I reluctantly stripped down, leaving only my bra and panties on. It was still a little weird to be the opposite gender, and a small part of me still hoped this was only an alcohol induced dream, but a bigger part knew better. So with a sigh, I laid back down. I was almost asleep when my now sensitive ears caught a sound.

It was the sound of a baby crying.

How's that possible? I'm sure nothing lives here, and there's no way a family with a small child would travel this forest and come here with their child. Curiosity got the better of me, and I put my clothes back on before going to investigate. Looking around, I was confused when the crying lead to a wall. Running a hand over it, I found a loose brick and pressed down, being rewarded by the sound of rumbling before the wall slid aside, revealing a bedroom in perfect state, even the curtains on the window were intact. Everything had this night sky theme to it, which I admit, was kinda nice. However, my analysis was interrupted when I found the source of the crying, which happened to be on the bed. I approached, and when I caught a glimpse of what it was, my jaw dropped.

"What in the flying fuck...?"

There laying on the night themed mattress, was a black baby unicorn with bat wings. It was a foal Nightmare Moon.