Light, repetitive clip clops could be heard within the Sparkle home. Twilight Velvet and Night Light slept peacefully upstairs in their room, the clips not loud enough to disturb them. Though the culprit behind this noise was continuously worried they would be.

Twilight Sparkle, garbed in baggy sweat pants and a t-shirt, hopped lightly in place, her bare hooves continuing their clicking. She wore an anxious expression as she lightly nibbled on her finger. Her anxiousness grew with every passing minute.

'I knew I shouldn't have waken up so early. Now thirty minutes feels like hours and I'm worried he won't show up. No, no, don't think like that. He's finally on leave and he said he was coming home. He wouldn't disappoint me like this. But I still wish Shiny would get here faster.

Twilight's brother, Shining Armor, had been sent to Saddle Arabia for an extended period. As such, she missed him deeply. Granted, they didn't take too much time to visit each other, but they always treasured their time. Thankfully, he was due home to have time off for Hearth's Warming. Knowing he'd probably rise early to get home as soon as possible, Twilight had prepared his favorite coffee. Foalgers Prench Roast. That brew with a delicious aroma and taste that's special for anypony. And at a steal for a thirty ounce container for only eight bits.

Twilight took a sip of the delicious beverage, having prepared her own cup to stay awake, although this also caused her to be a tad more jittery. 'Seriously, he can't get here soon enough. We haven't seen each other in almost half a year! I just want leap into his arms and hug him as tightly as I can. I want him to hold me in those big, strong arms.' Twilight closed her eyes and began to imagine it, her thighs unconsciously rubbing together. 'Just have him hold me close in his warm, caring embrace. Against that solid, muscly frame of his. Feel his chest pressing into my-. Is it getting hot in here or is it the coffee?'

Ding dong

Twilight gasped as the sound of the doorbell broke her out of her thoughts. She set the mug down and rushed to the door, her wings fluttering slightly in excitement. She quickly opened the door with a big smile and beheld her brother, dressed in thick, camouflage fatigues for the cold, complete with hat, and shouldering a large pack.

Shining Armor looked his sister up and down before he put on a face of faux surprise. "Oh. I'm sorry, I guess I have the wrong house. I never lived with anyone this beautiful."

"BBBFF" Twilight humorously chided with an eyeroll "Get in here and out of the cold you big doof."

"Hey, sis" Shining said with a chuckle as he obeyed. After closing the door, he turned and stumbled back when a purple blur jumped him and latched on, wrapping her arms and legs around him.

"I missed you so much, Shiny!" Twilight exclaimed as she snuggled her head into her brother's chest. She didn't care that he just came in from the snowy outdoors, she couldn't wait any longer. She felt warmth spread through her when she felt one of his arms across her back, holding onto her.

"I missed you too, Twily" Shining replied as he nuzzled the top of her head, momentarily, and unintentionally rubbing his cheek against her horn. Her legs around him twitched slightly as she shifted her hips a bit. The ends of their tails unconsciously batted at each other between their legs. After almost a full minute, Shining spoke up. "Sis, not that I don't like hugging you, but this pack is heavy and I want to change."

"Oh, sorry" Twilight said as she removed herself, however disappointedly, a light pink coloring her cheeks.

"Is that what I think it is?" Shining said as he looked to the kitchen counter where the coffee maker resided.

"Your favorite. Just for you" Twilight said in a sing song voice.

"Oh I definitely need a cup of that. Pour me some while I go change?"

"Of course!" Twilight went over to the coffee pot and began preparing Shining's cup. Unbeknownst to her, Shining was watching her as he made his way to his old room. While his comment at the door had been in jesting nature, he had meant what he said about her. His sister seemed to get more beautiful every time he saw her. She was quite easy on the eyes with her hourglass figure that neared making Cadance jealous. Her wings weren't bad to look at either. His eyes trailed from her wings and outline of her breasts down to the curves of her hips that managed to be visible in the large pants. And speaking of.....

"Are those my sweats?"

"Hm?" Twilight turned around to face her brother. "Oh, yeah" she said as she rubbed the fabric caringly, ducking her head in slight embarrassment, the pink hue returning. "With you gone, they felt like a way of being closer to you."

"I hope you're wearing something under those" he lied "because I'm gonna want 'em back. And also because I went commando in those all the time." Twilight's cheeks became red with excitement disguised as embarrassment.

"Of course I am!" she also lied "And ew. Thankfully I washed them beforehand." Again with the lying. "Go change or I'm pouring the coffee down the drain."

"Yes, ma'am!" Shining exclaimed as he raced for his room, quickly sneaking a glance at Twilight's tail teasingly hovering over her medium, pert behind. Shining returned some minutes later in some spare sweats and a long sleeved, hugging shirt, much to Twilight's delight. "Ah" Shining signed as he took a deep breath of the delicious aroma from his prepared mug "That special brew."

Twilight sat on the kitchen island, putting her slightly above her brother, as they began to catch up. Shining leaned against the table as he conversed with his sister about his time in Saddle Arabia. Shining's arrival, coupled with the in-progress conversation, began to stir the Sparkle parents from their slumber.

Twilight Velvet gasped as her eyes shot open, realizing what was going on downstairs. "Night, wake up" Velvet urged as she nudged her husband forcefully "He's here!"

Night Light knew immediately what she meant and was quickly wide awake. "Come on" he said as they got out of bed, Night putting on a shirt and Velvet putting on her robe before heading downstairs.

"I know you can basically get anything you want, being a princess with magic and all, but I still got you something from Saddle Arabia."

"Really?" Twilight chuckled, feeling a light flutter in her heart.

"Happy Hearth's Warming, sis" Shining Armor said as he handed her a small box with a bow that he pulled from behind him.

Twilight looked down at the small box with a smile before shifting her eyes to Shining, who was in the middle of taking another sip. She quickly removed the ribbon and pressed it onto the edge of his pec. He looked at her with a raised brow and questioning smile.

"You're my present this year." Shining gave a light chuckle in response, Twilight smiling brightly back at him. The siblings leaned in, pressing their foreheads together with their eyes closed, their horns rubbing against each other. They stayed this way for a few seconds before they started to adjust their heads. Their faces were getting closer. They both tilted their heads, puckered their lips, and slowly began to close the distance. They had been waiting forever for this, and now their lips were about to finally-

"Ah ha!" Velvet exclaimed as she jumped out from behind the doorway, making the siblings jolt and separate. Night Light was right next to Velvet. They had come down the stairs as quickly and quietly as they could. "I knew it. I could smell it" Velvet said as her children fidgeted nervously with a hint of guilt.

"Shining Armor, you have to leave" Night Light said.

"What?" Twilight said a bit nervously "Why? Why do you seem so upset?"

"We know you're trying to fuck each other!" Velvet exclaimed.

"What?! No!" Shining cried as Twilight shook her head. "You know I only have eyes for-"

"Don't try to bullshit us" Night interrupted "We've seen the way you've been acting toward one another lately."

"Why do you think we requested you be sent to Saddle Arabia?" Velvet said "To get some distance between you."

"You guys are being ridiculous!" Twilight exclaimed.

"Oh yeah? What's that?" Velvet asked, pointing to the ribbon on Shining.

"He's my present this year" Twilight replied innocently with a hand on Shining's shoulder.

"......" Velvet merely looked at her daughter with an unconvinced, unimpressed face.

"For the love of God" Night muttered as he lowered his head and covered his eyes. He looked back up and saw the present in Twilight's hands. "What's in the box?" He didn't wait for an answer and approached his daughter, attempting to wrest it from her grip.

"No, it's mine" Twilight grunted before her father managed to get the present away from her.

He took off the lid and peered in. He threw his eyes to the ceiling as he tossed away the lid and reached in. "Unbelievable" he said as he pulled out something that made Velvet gasp and scoff in outrage. A string of condoms, which were mostly used by unicorns for a kinky sense of danger, as they were considerably less effective than contraceptive spells.

Seeing as the condoms were out of the box, Shining spoke up. "Okay...we've been fucking."

Velvet released a frustrated grunt as she turned away and stomped a hoof as Night dropped the box while still holding the condoms, revealing about twenty for anyone bothering to count. So, Twilight.

"Being with Cadance has taught me to expand my love. And I love Twily."

"Oh my god" Twilight gasped when she saw that something else had fallen out of the box when it hit the floor. It was a smaller box with a felt covering. "That...that isn't..."

"No" Velvet said after she and Night saw the box.

"Yes, it is" Shining said as he took a knee and grabbed the smaller box, opening it to reveal a diamond ring. "I picked it up in Saddle Arabia."

"You have got to be fucking kidding me!" Velvet screamed as Night looked away with his hands on his hips. Twilight meanwhile covered a wide smile with her hand as tears escaped her eyes.

"Twilight, I've loved you for so many years. Cadance knows, and she thinks we shouldn't keep our feelings from each other. She wants you to join us in marriage so we can share our love. Twilight, will you make me and Cadance the happiest married cou-"

"Argh!" Night screamed as he tackled his son to the floor.

"Night!" Velvet exclaimed.

"Dad!" Twilight yelled.

"The Apples are sibling fuckers! We are a parental fucking family" Night yelled at his son.

"It's not fair!" Shining yelled "You guys get to fuck us and each other, but we don't get the latter!"

"He's right daddy! Let him go, I love him!" Twilight exclaimed as she used her magic to pull Shining free.

"No!" Velvet yelled as Shining and Twilight stood in front of each other. They then embraced and hungrily smashed their lips together, wasting no time in whipping their tongues about one another. "Ugh!"

Night quickly sprang to his hooves and pulled his son back, while Velvet did the same with Twilight. "Your mother should be enough for you, you son of a bitch! No offense, honey."

"None taken. And I second that on my end. I'm the only immediate family allowed to have a go at that stallion!"

"I just wanna fuck my brother!" Twilight cried in her mother's grasp with tears in her eyes as she tried to reach for her forbidden lover.

The best part of waking up, is incest in your beeee- I mean, is Foalgers in your cuuuuup.

Velvet cried up in despair. "Where did we go wrong?! Why aren't our kids satisfied with just fucking us?!"

Author's Note

Inspired by this commercial parody. Directed to me by the man, the legend, the world's strongest writer, Shakespearicles.

FYI: this isn't the end. Despite the complete status. Notice this story has a sex tag.