Apogee Tries Replacement Parts

by Clopficsinthecomments

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Original Character, Comedy
Length: 4765

Apogee's annoyed... It's another Tuesday night... ANOTHER week where Jet has failed to show up and spend time with his daughter. Frustrated, furious, and horny, Apogee drops by a certain Las Pegasus store before heading home... with some new 'gear'!

AN APOGEE QUICK-FIC

Apogee is annoyed.

This is the second week in a row that her Dad has blown her off! Who cares if it's the annual general board meeting and he'd be removed by the shareholders if he didn't show up?

She needed him!

Turning to her recently received 'toy', which she got from her mom... Apogee is sorely disappointed by its size, and is more interested with the receipt that was in the box... it's way too late to try to return the toy now (thanks a lot Diz)... but maybe she can visit the store after school today... and see about getting a temporary replacement for her Daddy.

Will Apogee be successful in her first stop at a sex shop? Will she be able to negotiate the interesting shopkeeper to be able to select the perfect stand-in for her Dad?

Yea... duh.

Takes place on a Tuesday night a few weeks after the main fic as part of the incredible artwork NSFW DB Posts #1613574 and #1613576 recently completed by BMac115 on Derpibooru. This is a sidefic that appeared in the Derpibooru comments, and occurs after the events of 'Any Landing'

WARNING: Contains filly-con, F with toys, and NO completion for poor Apogee if that's not your cup of tea, please look elsewhere!

Featured 12/22/17!

REMINDER: ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+

Published 2017-12-22 20:50:06 UTC
Last updated 2017-12-22 20:50:06 UTC

Same Size, Different Manufacturer

Jet Stream turned quickly, almost tossing the box of boop-o-roops to his bleary-eyed daughter sitting at the kitchen counter as he quickly tried to tighten his necktie as he made his way toward his front door.

"S-so hun..." Jet Stream mumbled nervously, knowing how poorly the next phrase would go over with his daughter, "...I'm afraid I probably won't make it home tonight..."

"WHAT!?" Apogee's shout chased him through the foyer, the enraged little pegasus having gone from cheerfully looking forward to the rest of her day to being downright miserable.

"Sorry hun! It's the annual general board-meeting... I'll have to stick around late for dinner and drinks, make sure that the chairpony is happy with our strategy... I probably won't get back until tomorrow afternoon." Jet Stream grabbed his jacket, trying to hurriedly escape his daughter's wrath. "I promise I'll make it up to you next week..."

He slid out the door quickly, daring to shout out a hurried "I love you, hun!" despite the bad news he had just delivered.

Apogee sighed, her shoulders slumping as she shoveled a spoonful of boop-o-roops into her mouth. "...Thash wah yew shaid lash week." She mumbled through her full mouth, pouting.

After quickly finishing off her breakfast, she slumped up the stairs, back to her room, to get ready for the day of school. She sighed as she pulled on her skirt, shirt and sweater left in a little pile from the day before.

"I can't believe he's doing this again." Apogee groused, as she pulled on her stockings one at a time. "That's two weeks in a row! Does he even know what that does to a filly my age?"

She harumphed, fixing her wings so that they exited the wingholes on her sweater. "And Diz isn't even here this week... she's on vacation with her family..." Apogee reached under her bed, grabbing a familiar box that had only been opened once before.

"So all that leaves me..." Apogee pulled the box out, opening it up... "Is THIS." Apogee held up the COOLCO cooler, the small shining armor phallus still strapped in to the harness attachment from a couple of weeks prior, thankfully cleaned before being put away (her friend Diz had insisted... it was too good a piece of hardware to mistreat).

She'd loved using the little thing... but... it was way smaller than what she really wanted... and she had no idea how to swap the harness attachment for the suction cup attachment.

She sighed, putting the cooler back into the box... but not before seeing a small little slip of paper on the bottom of the box.

She picked it up, inspecting it with curiosity... a receipt? She turned the paper over in her hoof, until seeing the top of the written slip...

ERECTIONS AND CONFECTIONS

Apogee trotted happily from the Las Pegasus Livery for Colts and Fillies her head held high as she danced happily on her hooves. She'd show her Dad... she didn't need him around every Tuesday like some lost little filly... she'd go to this shop and find her own fun for tonight!

She gripped her school-saddlebag happily, as she turned the corner, to where the address on the receipt had suggested she'd find the store... there was only an alley there, a couple of trashcans out front making it seem as if there was nothing down that way.

Apogee looked down the alley with an unsure expression on her face. She was about to turn back and take another trip around the block when she noticed a mare headed in the other direction, a dopey grin on her face... It was Ms. Kindnicker!

Apogee slammed herself against the wall, then crouched quickly behind one of the trashcans so that she wouldn't be seen.

She watched and listened as her diminutive teacher trotted past her, a dopey grin on her features as she clutched a rather large brown paper bag to her chest... she seemed to be mumbling something. "Hmm hm hm... now I won't get so lonely when Tower is assigned to duty overseas and leaves the kid and I behind..."

Kindnicker seemed to take stock of her surroundings, looking left and right to see that she was alone before opening her saddlebags.

Apogee's eyes went wide as she watched her kindly little homeroom teacher take a massive silicone cock out of the the brown paper bag, and try to stuff it into her saddlebag, with some difficulty... it took her a couple of tries before she was able to finally fit the huge thing in... she'd almost needed to fold 'the chief's in half to stuff the finnicky phallus so that it wouldn't flop about .

Checking one more time to be sure she hadn't been spotted, she trotted off down the street.

Apogee covered her mouth with her hoof and chuckled... Diz would never believe her! The cock was nearly as tall as Kindnicker was! Maybe all the rumors passed down through school lore about her tryst with a well-hung hoofball star senior years ago were true?

In any case... Apogee knew she had found the store she was looking for... she nervously walked down the dark alley, unsure of what she would find at the end.

DING DING DING

Honeycrisp's ears perked up as the bell on his storefront's door jingled.

Another customer? Two in one day? That was almost a record!

"H-hello?" An unsure young voice echoed through the store. Damn, no time... quick... the intro!

Honeycrisp grabbed a top-hat, slinging it onto his head and jumping out from behind his counter, his rear hoof kicking a nearby gramophone, kicking off a cacophony of music that the fiery-haired, freckle-faced, orange earth-salespony began to dance and sing to.

"Greetings greeting greetings!
So good to see you today!

The world's so big and wide,
So why shouldn't you just play?"

Honeycrisp could see that his latest customer was having the usual reaction to the intro song: fear and confusion... but he carried on.

"A mare's got needs you know,
a toy's got to make the cut!

Whether's its destined for her marehood,
or if it's going up her buuutttt!"

Apogee cringed, her hoof not leaving the door, as she made ready to sprint away from what was obviously an insane molester trying to accost her.

"So don't be shy, step right up,
'cuz we've got so many selections!

Small, medium, large, narrow or thick,
It's all here, at Honeycrisp's Erections and Confections!"

The earth-pony finished his number, sliding forward on his knees and letting his hat tumble from his head with a theatrical flourish, bowing with expectation to the little filly in front of him.

Apogee punched him right in the face.

"Sigh, I deserved that." Honeycrisp massaged his black-eye as he applied the customary ice-pack to it, something he had done many times before.

"S-sorry..." Apogee stammered from the other side of the counter, "But seriously... what were you thinking? You must know that mares and fillies are already pretty on guard after walking down a dark-alleyway into a sex shop?" Apogee flared her wings out in anger. "And then you jump out like a madman shouting and dancing like some obscene pervert! I'm surprised you're still in business!"

Honeycrisp sighed, setting the icepack back into its spot, ready to be brought back out after the next song. "Yeah, I tend to be a bit overenthusiastic, and get a little 'un-selfaware' around the mares..." he brought a hoof to his chin, considering. "Though, the repeat customers definitely do keep me in business... I can almost guarantee satisfaction!"

Apogee arched an eyebrow at him, still unsure whether she was making a huge mistake... but it was this or her hoof for tonight... it was worth the effort.

"O-ok... I guess..." Apogee stammered putting the receipt she'd kept with her onto the counter, "I-I was hoping to..."

"Returns/refunds!?" Honeycrisp gasped, slamming a hoof onto the counter. "No can do little miss... I have a strict no-used returns policy, for obvious reasons."

"No!" Apogee huffed, her wings flicking out. "No that's not what I meant... I don't want to return anything... It was great!" Apogee blushed, taking her hooves together cutely as she tried to determine how she could ask her next question.

"Yes, the COOLCO is pretty amazing..." Honeycrisp said, inspecting the receipt. "If I recall correctly I sold this one to Ms. Vee... One of my most prolific customers... Why when she came in to get something for her daughter I nearly jumped with joy... If she's anything like her mom then... oh wait... her daughter..." Honeycrisp looked at Apogee, finally putting two and two together.

Apogee sighed, "I... I was hoping..." she was blushing brightly from ear to ear as she looked around the store, trying to check to maker sure she was alone in the strange sex-shop. "...m-maybe you had a larger model?"

The orange earth-pony whinnied with excitement. "Oooo! Another potential COOLCO sale?" He reached under the counter and brought out a familiar looking, high-end box... though the size was quite larger than the one back in Apogee's room. It landed on the glass counter-top with a thud. "Ah... here we go... thump the S-ARMOR model L... quite a hoof-ful for a filly like you... are you-"

"Actually," Apogee cut him off, still tapping her hooves together bashfully as she looked up at him. She could see the cooler-size of the L model on the boxes exterior packaging. "... I was thinking... a little bit... bigger?"

Honeycrisp arched an eyebrow. "Uh huh... Oooo Kay then..." He put the L box under the counter and grabbed another from the locked display case. "Only one of these even left in circulation... the XL COOLCO S-ARMOR... as was spoken of in legend." The orange salespony waved his hoof at the ceiling for dramatic effect, "largest size that COOLCO ever created... said to have made even Princess Celestia blush!"

Apogee lifted the box, turning it in her hooves with a tilted head... still not as big as dad, she thought. Ah well, if this was the largest size, then this is what would do.

"O-okay... I'll take it!" Apogee slammed her hoof onto the counter confidently.

Honeycrisp chuckled, as a concerned smile spread across his features... "Now now, little miss, I have a duty to my customers that extends beyond the bits..." his eyes traced up and down over the smaller teenage filly, "...Pardon my rudeness... but... are you sure you can handle this?" He jostled the box slightly to indicate what he was referring to.

Apogee frowned, her wings extending slightly as she bristled at the shopkeeper's implied challenge.

"I mean, if this is just a novelty or gag gift, I'd understand... the colts your age definitely aren't packing anything like this..." Honeycrisp laughed, leaning onto the counter so that he was resting an elbow on the COOLCO box. "But damn if that isn't an expensive gag gift."

"It's NOT a gag gift." Apogee snatched the box away, making the storekeeper fall forward. "...and if anything it's a bit smaller than what I was hoping for... thank you very much!" Apogee barked back at him with a sniff, turning up her nose. Then she shrunk a little bit, as the second part of the storekeeper's sentence finally registered...

"uh... expensive?"

Honeycrisp nodded vigorously, lifting up the price-tag dangling from a string. "It's on discount for today only, 25% off. Soo.... that would run you... about... fourteen-hundred ninety-nine bits."

"F-FIFTEEN HUNDRED BITS!?" Apogee shouted, her mouth hanging open and her wings extended in shock.

"Plus tax." Honeycrisp deadpanned.

"Are you bucking kidding me?" Apogee exclaimed, leaning over the counter into Honeycrisp's face. "Mom spent that much on a gift for me!? I don't have that many bits on me! I've never had that many bits!"

Honeycrisp got a wicked grin on his face, a sexy smile spreading across his features. "Well little miss... y'know there are other ways that you could pay..." His muzzle was almost right in Apogee's face.

Apogee's face quickly turned to one of fear and disgust as she recoiled from the counter, falling backwards a few steps.

"Wh-what!?" Apogee spread her wings slightly, making ready to dart from this store and its perverted owner.

"Sure!" Honeycrisp chuckled, as he grabbed a few things off the counter, "we've got credit, debit... and I'll accept store credit too!"

Apogee let out the nervous breath she'd been holding, before slapping a hoof to her face. "I guess you really don't have a good grasp of how your innuendo comes across to mares..."

"Hmm?" Honeycrisp arched an eyebrow, not quite understanding.

"Never mind." Apogee sighed, trotting back up to the counter. "So... as much as I'd like to use my dad's credit card. I'm still technically grounded from the last time I did that... apparently a life-size plushy of a potato pony isn't a 'good investment'." Apogee made little air quotes with her hooves as she spoke. "...So anyway, let's say I have..." Apogee looked into her saddlebags quickly to confirm, "sixty-two bits... what could you do for me?"

Honeycrisp sighed as he took the COOLCO XL off of the counter-top. "Well, unless you're going to work for me part-time for the next 3-years this is off the table." He opened the small, barrel-high door to trot out into the store, looking through his wares, each wall of his store filled with hanging phalluses, like some kind of bizarre instrument music store... where are all the instruments were silicone horsecocks.

"That being said, if you're dropping out of the COOLCO-style, magic-infused, fancy-tech coolers... there are actually a lot more options in the more traditional dildo market." Honeycrisp mused, tapping his chin with a hoof. "Are you really sure that you want one bigger than the COOLCO XL?"

Apogee blushed, kicking at the store floor as she looked down and mumbled. "I-I mean... I'm p-pretty sure... it was bigger..."

"Oh-kay then, Little Miss!" Honeycrisp rounded a corner, revealing a small display case, nestled amongst various barrels of lube. "I present to you... SynthZeb's Thunder-Thud XXL 'the chief' !" He pointed with a hoof to a huge silicone penis.

Apogee's eyes widened a little bit. It was the right size, but... Seeing it like this was a bit shocking.

"Yes, yes, little miss..." Honeycrisp nodded, patting the thick shaft with his hoof, making the whole obscene object wriggle, "14 inches from tip to base... thick as a Sweet Apple Acre's macintosh apple... and an extra wide medial ring that goes even wider! They say this was modeled off of the famous zebra porn star: Chief Pound 'em Good... though that was just his porn name of course, his actual na-"

"That's fine! I'll take it!" Apogee squeaked, cutting off the oblivious stallion who couldn't seem to tell that he was making his customer nearly self-ignite from embarrassment.

"Yes!" Honeycrisp pumped his hoof in celebration. "Two sales in one day: that ties the record!" He began to dance over to the register in joy.

Apogee followed, remembering to take 'the chief' with her... buck... it was heavy.

Honeycrisp hit a button on the register, making a loud CHA-CHING sound ring through the store. "And of course, little miss... this store is called 'Erections and Confections'... can I interest you in some candy?"

Apogee arched an eyebrow as she put her bag of bits onto the counter-top. "C-candy?"

Honeycrisp whinnied happily, pulling up a plate of honeycomb shaped bon-bons, putting it right in front of Apogee. "Yes! It's my second passion... beside selling simulated horsecocks..." He pushed the plate forward, nodding his head happily. "Try one! I've coated them all with my special frosting!" Honeycrisp waggled his eyebrows. "Nopony ever seems to even want to try them though."

Apogee looked with disgust at the little honeybomb candies, which did seem to be glazed in a whitish frosting... was this crazy pony for real? Wait... "SighMr. Honeycrisp... are you screwing up that innuendo thing again?"

Honeycrisp blinked, tilting his head in confusion.

"C'mon dude..." Apogee massaged her temple, "You're selling candies in a sex-shop to mares, and making comments about coating them in your special frosting... what do you think a mare is going to imply from that..."

"Oh." Honeycrisp straightened, before pounding one hoof against another. "OH! Oh my... no no... my special frosting is made from purified royal bee-wax... not... not that!" He blushed a little bit.

Apogee sighed, grabbing a candy for later, mostly out of politeness. She looked at the large horsedong she was about to take home with some trepidation... it wouldn't even fit in her saddlebag.

"Here you go, little miss..." Honeycrisp handed over a large size brown paper bag, which he seemed to have a good store of. "Should help you keep things on the down-low..."

Apogee thanked Honeycrisp one more time, popping the candy into her mouth, waving happily over her back to the silly stallion as the door clinked behind her.

Wow! This candy was good... like really good! Way better than anything she'd ever had before... even those fancy Bon-Bon's Sweets that her dad had brought from Ponyville a couple years ago.

Apogee felt her body tingling as she sucked on the super-sweet honeycomb candy. It was so good!

It was even making her... a little... warm.

She rubbed her thighs together slightly as she moaned into her mouth... this was incredible... forget his sex-shop, Honeycrisp should just sell these... mares would line up around the block.

Speaking of which, Apogee was reaching the end of the alley, back out to the sidewalk. She shuffled about with her bag, trying to quickly stuff the large dildo she'd just purchased into her saddlebag so that she'd be able to fly home without having to hold anything in her hooves. She'd just managed to maneuver the unwieldy flesh pole halfway in, using the brown paper bag to occlude the portion still sticking out, when she heard a voice.

"Oh... hello Apogee."

She looked up blushing, to see a blue unicorn in a professional blazer standing over her. Diamond Gavel. She frowned.

"Hello Ms. Gavel..." Apogee said, suspiciously... the last time she had run into her father's attorney was several weeks ago... during that weekend. She still didn't know how she felt about the young corporate lawyer - she'd left things on a bit of a strange hoof the last time Apogee had seen her.

"It's been a while, hasn't it?" Diamond Gavel smiled warmly, checking her watch... she was always in a rush... "Is everything... uh... going well between you and your father?" She asked nervously.

Apogee smirked mischieviously before she answered. "Yep! Every Tuesday my dad bucks my little plot so hard that I have trouble sitting the next day..." Seeing Diamond blush Apogee leaned in and continued, "...and that's not even considering every other week when he stretches my tailhole out too."

Diamond coughed into her hoof, the blush now stretching ear to ear on the young corporate-fixer before she composed herself. Sighing, she said to Apogee... "Well done Apogee, well done. Not easy to knock me off balance..." Apogee frowned, seeing that the 27 year old mare had gotten back to her well-composed, intelligent, empowered personality.

"You know, Apogee... I'm not your rival, right? I just work for your dad... I'm not interested in him 'that way'... it wouldn't be professional... we can be friends, you know?" Diamond extended a hoof in friendship.

"Uh-huh." Apogee said, eyeing the hoof suspiciously as she shook the other mare's proferred gesture of friendship. She had trouble believing that a cute young mare like her wouldn't be competition for her and her mother... and that anymare who worked closely with her father wouldn't find themself attracted to him... still she was being friendly.

"Speaking of being friends and friends helping each other out." Diamond said hurriedly, checking her watch again. "You wouldn't happen to know where eight-one-one-zero-one-one-dee Backalley Boulevard is, would you? ... I have an important pick-up to get."

Apogee blinked... before her smirk grew. She pointed behind her down the back alley. "Down that way."

"Thanks." Diamond nodded, starting to trot down the alley.

"Erections and Confections, right?" Apogee shouted, her wicked smile back in full force as she made Diamond freeze. "After you pick out a thick one. Try the candies, they're actually amazing..."

Diamond turned back, blushing a little bit. "Hmm... busted I suppose... well I won't tell your dad, if you don't Apogee... mares have got to stick together, can't let stallions know what we do when they're not around." She winked at Apogee and chuckled.

Apogee couldn't help but laugh back, nodding, before she took off. Maybe Diamond Gavel was cool after all... she'd keep her eye on her.

Apogee rushed up to her room slamming the door shut and throwing off her uniform as quickly as she could, the clothes landing in a heap.

"Ok let's get to business!" Apogee shouted as she pulled 'the chief' out of the paper bag, plopping it down on the floor in front of her. She quickly ran to the side of her bed, pulling out the COOLCO deluxe box, so that she could get the small container of lube - she suspected she would need it.

With everything arranged and ready for her, Apogee sat behind the massive dildo, as she realized just how far up her chest the length of silicone went...

This thing was huge.

Apogee started to grimace, as she looked down at her little filly-hood, lightly drooling from the candy she'd consumed earlier... just how had she ever fit something like that inside her!?

Was this really the size of her father's stallionhood?

"M-maybe I overestimated a bit..."

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Apogee unclicked the container top of lube, drizzling a healthy dollop onto the cold silicone flesh. She couldn't help but giggle with nervous energy as she began to work her hooves up and down the massive, thick shaft... as she remembered the few times that she had given her father a light hoof-job to harden him before they'd get on to more exciting acts.

She felt the thick medial ring, which was a longer band on the shaft than she was used to, and perhaps a bit thinner around then her father's ring, it was difficult to tell...

Finally, she brought her under-hoof down to the base, which didn't flare out nearly as much as her dad's... she was sure of it. The egg-shaped testicles weren't quite right either. Her father's balls hung loosely in his scrotum... these were just shaped molds of testicles in silicone form.

Still... the horny little filly couldn't help herself. She leaned forward, imagining her father's strong hoof pushing her mane down, both guiding her and re-assuring her as he usually would do, directing her muzzle to the fat cockhead of 'the chief'... her teenage muzzle's lips parting softly, sticky strands of saliva joining them as she slowly let her tongue spill out, reaching forward to give a little lick...

"Ack!" Apogee recoiled, wiping her tongue and almost spitting... "Ptoo, ptoo... blergh... gross." The bitter taste of the lubricant nowhere near as appealing as her father's nectar.

She sighed, rubbing her temples... this wasn't going well.

OK then... time to get down to business.

Apogee stood up, turning around so that she was facing her cute little plot against the massive girth of 'the chief'. Her little tail-bun wagged cutely in the air, in excitement, as her tight ponut quivered below, the tip of the silicone phallus prodding it playfully, slathering it with lube. Apogee was grinding her fillyhood against the simulated glans of the big dildo, her lips were only slightly engorged, just barely dampened... her clitoris only peeking out slightly.

A more experienced female-figure would have cautioned the filly to spend a little more time heating herself up, to perhaps put on a good romantic movie, draw a warm bath... to at least hoof-herself for a good ten minutes to get her motor revving... but Apogee had always been a spoiled filly, and was used to her father taking care of her before their romps.

She lifted her hips further, slipping the big flare up against her tight opening, before beginning to press back. The fat top barely spreading her clenched lips as 'the chief' simply smushed against the filly's pussy, not pressing in at all, before it slid out with a sproing, racing up Apogee's butt-cheeks and bumping into her dock.

"Aww, dammit!" Apogee groused, repositioning herself, before lowering again. This time 'the chief' shot forward, bumping the underside of her pert, teenage teats.

"Ya gottah be buckin' kidding me! Fine, here!"

Apogee stood on her hind two legs squatting down onto the big rubber dick, freeing her two forehooves to assist her. She used her left hoof to hold 'the chief's' flare, and her right hoof to pull at her filly-hood, spreading it as much as she could as she dipped down, closed and closer.

And then her left rear-hoof slipped.

Maybe it was because of the awkward position. Maybe it was a bit of lube she had carelessy allowed to fall to the floor because she had liberally applied generous amounts to the chief. Or maybe it was just fate... in any case, the little yellow filly's athletic butt came crashing down... her snatch perfectly positioned over the big cock-head.

"YEEoooWCH!" Apogee yelped out, as the 'the chief' invaded her, pushing deep into her tight little puss uncomfortably. She'd slid about halfway down the big monster, right up to the top of the medial ring.

Wincing, Apogee rolled up onto her side, the bulk of material deep inside her filly-snatch feeling bizarre and incorrect. It was one thing to admit, with hot dripping squelches filled with lusty desire, her father's massive stallionhood into her... it was a whole other thing to shove this strange bit of silicone into her small pussy.

She moaned as she felt her lower belly with her hoof, the bulge of the invader apparent under the cleavage of her teats, up to her little belly button. She tried squeezing around the synthetic ponycock, dissapointed to find that not only was it not spreading her quite as much as her dad... but it wasn't warm... hot... throbbing inside her. Pulsing with her father's life and emotions as well...

It might have been close to the same length and width as her big ol' beloved dad, but...

"It's still not the same..."

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Apogee sighed, rubbing her thighs slighty with the massive, fake cock insider her.

She began to withdraw the huge piece of silicone, as it withdrew from her with a squelching pop, before Apogee angrily threw 'the chief' into a corner of her room, where it landed with a wet splorch.

All the damn toy had managed to do was leave her with an aching and throbbing fillyhood, her clitoris now angrily awake and demanding further attention, her lust ignited just enough to make itself known, without being nearly wild enough to drive her to complete her attempt at masturbation.

She jumped onto her bed, burying her face in her pillows, screaming out: "MOTHERBUCKING DAMMIT DAD! WHAT THE BUCK IS A BOARD MEETING AND WHY IS IT MORE IMPORTANT THAN PLOWING. MY. PUSSY!?"

And so it was that Apogee learned... partially due to the fact that, (like any astronaut) she required a massive amount of assistance to complete her 'mission'... and partially due to the fact that her father's equipment had spoiled her rotten...

Apogee learned that she did not prefer 'replacement parts'.

Author's Note

If you liked, please upvote, favorite, and COMMENT!

This was a really fun one to write, for my friend Big Mac 115.

We've had a bit of an escalating war of mass clopstruction, and we've been firing ICBM (inter-cloptinental ballistic missiles) Apogee missiles at one another for the past month.

I hope this one manages to destroy him and end this terrible clop war. Just kidding I hope we do this forever.

That being said, I hope I didn't bug anyone with the little tease/comedy here... if I've worked you up there's plenty of Apogee smut out there for you, I've been writing pretty heavily for the past few weeks.

Once again, a huge shout-out to Shino for the original characters and the fantastic and fun discord we play in!