Alex rubbed his head in frustration, the chains on his arms clattering with the movement. " So, let me get this straight." He said to the winged pony in front of him, who had a small drake taking notes on a notebook. " Your dimension is dying, so your going to make a sacrifice to an elder god to keep it alive."
" Yep!" She said cheerfully, wings extending. " But they don't like the taste of ponies, plus we would never sacrifice one of our one, so we summoned you to be our sacrifice."
" And why is it dying again?"
She waved a hoof and said " Oh, my student messed round with time and nearly destroyed everything, and as a result time around our world is cracking apart into shards, which will tear us apart and a whole lot of other horrific things, but that wont happen since we have you." she walked away, the drake getting on her back. " Ill see you at the alar." She calls out and slams the prison door.
He sighs and punches the cobblestone floor, bruising his hand.' Well, this sucks. Well, i better find something to do since i'm going to be here a while. Wonder how many tiles there are.'
Suddenly a voice calls out " Do you want to go back home?"
He looks around and upon seeing no one sighs and whispers " I must be going crazy."
" do you want out?" He looked around to see a strange sight. It was a ram with curled horns, a red collar and a bell attached to it. He was a pale, almost deathly blue and his red eyes shone with something unnatural.
He gulped, suddenly afraid of this new arrival. " and who are you?"
The figure seemed to ponder this for a second. " You do not need to know my name yet. But if you must call me something, you may called me G."
"right, how can you free me?" G smirked and ghostly hands rose from the bell, snapping the chains off.
" The girl is an amateur magician. Now, I need you to get something for me. A present of sorts, for my student."
He blankly looked at him before running off, slamming the door behind him.
G growled and stamped his hooves in frustration, making the floor crack. " Sombra, fetch." A mass of shadows chased after the human, the sound of a cape fluttering in the wind and maniacal laughing following it. G face hooved and sighed. " I need more sane minions. "
The human screamed as the mass of shadows chased after him, filling the corridors. Pastry chefs and the like watched with interest and horror alike at the mass of shadows running through the halls. They then realized the human was the sacrifice and chased after him, trying to get him back in the cell.
He ran into a nearby room, a doll that looked just like him and smelled of cotton candy taking his place. It was splattered with cupcakes and a iron cast skillet but kept trucking, the rumbling horde passing by him. He blinked and decided to not question his good fortune, taking in his surroundings.
He was in a room filled with blue and white stars all over, a crescent moon bed in the center and a book shelf in the right corner, a diagram of lunar phases sitting on top of it. Right next to the bed was a small round table with a glass of water on top. If he looked closely, he could see a doorknob that indicated a closet. There was a light and sudden it swung open, revealing a tall pony with a elegant horn and wings. She,a t least he assumed it was a she, had dark blue fur a fang filled mouth, with a light blue helmet on and slit pupils. " Oh, hello." He weakly waved his hand, faltering as it glared at him, trotting closer and closer till it was right in front of him. It lowered its neck and snarled. " Did you bring me food?"
He blinked. " Um, no, i did not bring you food. I didn't even know you were here, or who you are."
She turns up her nose and scoffs. " Hmm, seems Celestia cannot even bother to teach her citizens about me, NIGHTMARE MOON!" She punctuated her point by throwing her hooves in the air, standing on her hind legs.
Alex just stood there, wondering what he had done to deserve all of this weirdness . ' Did i piss off god in a past life?' Outwardly he said " Yeah, i'm just gonna go now if that is alright with you..." He began creeping toward the door when the shadow thing burst in, roaring and about to capture him when it noticed Nightmare.
It lowered its hooves and romantic music started playing from somewhere. " N-Nightmare?" He stuttered. She scoffed and said " Hello Sombra." He leaped forward and hugged her, squealing. " Squee!!!!!!" She gave him a dead pan stare and said " Did you just say squee? How very, you." She sighed and pried him off. " Where is Chrysalis? Did you at least bring here with you?"
He stands up straighter. " No, i did not. I in fact did not come for you, though ypu have been a nice suprise.
' His eyes turn cold and he opens his mouth, revealing a mouth of fangs. " I came here for the human."
She laughs loudly and scoffs. " And what are you going to do with him, make him tremble at your slinky powers? HAhahahahahahahahaha!"
He scowls and says " Its not for me NIghtmare. Grogar desires him."
She shivers lightly, stops laughing and stares at him. " Oh. Well, what does he want with him?"
He shakes his head. " That's not for us to know. All i know is i have been told to take him back to the dungeon to Grogar."
She shivered upon hearing his name again. " Stop saying his name so casually. Its, disturbing."
He smirks and leans in. " There was a tome you could say it too. " He frowns. " Then you gave up all your power to join your sister in ushering in Equestria and later toppling my Empire." He spats out the word Equestria like its poision.
She merely sighs. " Well, i'm afraid I'm still in hiding from my counterpart so i will not be helping you."
Sombra nods and looks around. " Wait, where did he go!"
Alex ran through the hall only to bump in a pi k earth pony. " Oof!" he flel on his back and the pony fell on top of him, a smile on her face. " Well hiay! Im Pinkie Pie!
He threw her off and ran behind her. She frowned and pulled out a party cannon. " I never got your name Mr monkey!"
" It's Alex!"
" Ok, thanks!"
He soon stopped in a open courtyard and dropped to his knees, taking in a breathe when he noticed a crowd of ponies and other species. There was a gulitine and a alter with the mark of a tentacle with a giant row of teeth above it. The purple horse from earlier was there with an ax in her magic and a almost sadistic smile on her face. " Oh, you got out. No matter, you got here at just the right time. We were about to send to drag you out of your cell.
He glares at her. " I'm fairly certain your a sadist."
She shrugs. " Eh, just a little. I mean, have you seen how I treat Spike sometimes?"
" No lady, i don't, because iv'e never been here to see how you treat him. You wanna know why that is? Cause you kidnapped me!"
She waved a hoof. " Oh stop bellyaching. Its time." A clap of thunder tings through the sky and a vast portal opens up, a long tentacle snaking down and grabbing the human by his waist, and pulling him up through the portal. A few minutes later there is a spitting sound and the human goes flying, landing on a pile of pillows.
" What! Why did he not want you!"
Before anyone could respond, Nightmare, Sombra, and Grover step out, grins on their faces. " give him to me. "
Celestia stood in front of the human, horn lit up and ready to fire when multiple tentacles descended, wrapping around Sombra, Nightmare and Celestia, pulling them into the portal with a popping sound. The portal then closed and a clash of thunder struck. Everyone stood dumb founded before Alex said " this is stupid. Goodbye everybody." He then walked off the podium and we t all the way to the Everfree Forest. Some say be is now monster food, some say he met up with Zecora and is living with her.
Doesn't really matter does it? Grogar and now rule the land, and Sombra formed a harem with Chrysalis and Nightmare who now rule Ponyville.
The end~
Author's Note
I did all this just to finally have a complete story. So at least one is finished!