Sweet Big Delivery in a Crunch

"Okay, Yona. See if you can hit the four targets I put on this practice dummy, focus on the targets and throw those knives in." Aka instructed to the yak girl.

"Yona will try." Yona nodded and ready herself in position.

"There are times when fighting against demons can be really difficult even if you were somehow stronger and faster than them, but there are times when you might have to face a demon that has the tougher body to withstand any attack." Aka explained.

"So, we just hit them harder until they feel the full pain of my dragon might!" Smolder pounded her fists together.

"I don't think that's the point of the lesson here." Gallous pointed out.

"That's right, brute strength won't always help you win a fight and some demons would be at least smart just enough to use some advantages against you." Aka nodded.

"But that doesn't mean they're invisible, my dad always told me that despite how tough shit those demons can be, everything must have a weakness and that include the tough demons who thinks they're all that." Aka smirked.

"In other words, they have weak spots that you could export if you know where those weak spots are and hit them hard before the enemies could react. Once that's done, then those demons will be easier to take down." Aka explained.

Aka gave Yona a nod telling her to start the training, she nods back and looks at the dummy with the four targets.

She focuses her sights on the target with her grip on the knives tightened in her hand, having an intense moment like she's in a showdown at high noon.

Silverstream felt something tickling her nose and let out a soft sneeze, and that's when Yona threw the first knife at the first target, but it misses and ends up stabbing a statue of Twilight Sparkle.

"Oh, Yona didn't get it." Yona was saddened that she didn't get the first target.

"It's okay, Yona. This is why we do training; we keep on practicing for as long as it takes until anyone like you can hit a target with perfect aim." Aka patted her shoulder.

"By the way, you were aiming for one of the targets, right?" Aka asked, just wanted to be sure. Yona nod.

"Now, try doing it three more times then we'll have the others have a go." Aka gestured to the rest of the Young Six.

"Try not to stab one of us in the foot." Gallous called out.

"Gallous!" Ocellus gasped that her griffin friend would even say such a thing to their yak friend.

"What? I can't be the only one who thinks this could end badly for one of us." Gallous shrugged, then leans closer to Sandar.

"60 bits says that one of Yona's next three throws is gonna stab Silverstream's talons." Gallous betted, this shocked Sandar.

Yona begins throwing her second knife trying to hit the target, but the flying knife misses again as it ends up bouncing off from a metal pole stabbed right into the chalkboard.

Yona throws her third knife only she got too upset that she accidentally threw it down to the ground as it bounces off and going around from the armor and stabbed one chair, Gallous gulps because that was his chair.

"Stupid knife! Why won't you work for Yona?" Yona yelled at the knife.

"Take it easy, Yona. You're letting your anger get the best of you, try to take a deep breath and try to imagine yourself as that knife going toward the target." Aka advised.

"Thinking like a knife? That is very confusing, but Yona will try if it means Yona can hit a target." Yona decided to go with it.

Yona ready herself one last time with the last knife in her hand, she really wants to do good in this class even if it just getting a little score on this, she looks down at the knife seeing her reflection staring back at her.

She takes in a deep breath and exhales it out, imagining herself as the knife just like Aka said even though it's still very confusing to her.

Yona reels her arm back and ready the knife to be thrown at the target, hoping she could get a hit in this time.

And just when she was about to throw the knife as it looked like she would finally hit the target.

"AKA?!" Pinkie shouted as she burst into the classroom.

The sudden scream from Pinkie causes Yona to jump while throwing the knife straight for the practice dummy almost like it's about to get hit, but it actually threw over the practice dummy and stab Pinkie right in the head making her fall down.

"Pinkie Pie?!" The Young Six shouted in shock.

"Pinkie!" Aka quickly ran over to his pink party girlfriend.

"Pinkie! Speak to me, are you okay? You better not be dead because there is no fucking way I am ever going to let death take you!" Aka hoped that she is really okay.

Pinkie didn't say anything for the next two seconds until she opens her eyes and look up at Aka.

"Don't worry, Death knows when my time will come and luckily for us, it is not today!" Pinkie smiled as she took the knife out of her hair.

"Shit… You really had me scared right there." Aka sighed in relief.

"Yeah, but now I'm gonna have to find myself a new can of party streamers because Yona's knife broke mine." Pinkie pulled out a can of streamers from her hair, showing the hole made by the knife.

"Yona's sorry. Please don't be mad at Yona, Pinkie!" Yona exclaimed.

"It's okay, I'm not mad. But I am FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!" Pinkie shouted in fear and shaking him.

"Oh no, if Pinkie Pie is freaking out then it must be something really bad!" Silverstream panicked.

"It is!" Pinkie screamed.

"Pinkie, please calm down!" Aka smacked his hands together on her cheeks together and kiss her right on the lips.

Pinkie instantly sinks into the kiss as she wraps both her arms and legs around her devil boyfriend as she really gets into the kiss.

The six students of the demon hunting class look on to see those two really going at each other like this, feeling awkward and weird from how those two are showing off their love for each other though kinda wish they would do that kind of thing elsewhere if they're gonna go further than this.

The kissing moment ended as they separate.

"Feeling better now?" Aka asked.

"Yeah, thank you for that." Pinkie smiled.

"You're welcome, now why don't tell us what is getting you so freaked out when you came bursting into the middle of my class?" Aka asked as he held her in his arms.

"Oh Aka, me and Mrs. Cake are in a big jam, and not the kind of jam, and it's not the good kind of jam that you can spread on toast and eat it." Pinkie sighed.

"Oh dear, did something happen to Sugar Cube Corner?" Ocellus asked worry.

"Something is definitely going to happen if we don't do something really quick!" Pinkie said, she moves herself to sit on Aka's shoulder.

"Mrs. Cake just got some orders for some of her sweets, seven orders to be exact." Pinkie started the explanation.

"That's so bad about that? Doesn't that mean business in Ponyville?" Smolder was puzzled on how is that a problem for Pinkie to freak out.

"Sure, it would seem like that… if the orders were IN Ponyville!" Pinkie said dramatically.

"Some creatures send their order letters to Mrs. Cake, saying nice things about her sweet shop how they heard it from other ponies which is nice, but it turns out those orders came from other places all over Equestria!" Pinkie explained as she pulled out a rolled-up paper from her hair and reveals it to be a map of Equestria.

"We got an order from Our Town, the desert town of Somnambula, Dimondia, Griffonstone, Yakyakistan, the Changeling Kingdom, and Chaosville!" Pinkie pointed at each location on where those who made the order lives.

"Wow, those are pretty far places." Smolder commented.

"Okay, so you got seven orders from seven different locations. Sounds like the travel is going to be a hassle." Aka figured.

"Oh, it's actually more of a hassle than you think because these sweets have to be delivered to them within the next two days!" Pinkie alerted.

"Two days?!" Everyone gasped.

"This is madness! Party Pony can't possible be able to deliver sweets to seven different locations in just three days!" Yona believed that task to be impossible.

"I know, it just what Mrs. Cake thought it was going to be a week while we just finished making the sweets, she looked at the date on their request and realizes that all the costumers ordered around the same time this week!" Pinkie nodded, feeling a little freaked out again.

"Guess she didn't look at their letters enough." Aka said.

"She started to panic which got me to panic too! We didn't know what to do nor how were we going to make those deliveries fast enough to give them on, it's the ultimate time crunch of sweetness!" Pinkie pulled her hair down to her feet as they're stretching.

Aka is worried when seeing Pinkie like this, she's normally the positive and go-to happy pony girl who always loves to spread happiness wherever she goes.

"I was going to eat my emergency panicking cookie dough in my room, and then I was thinking about you and suddenly being lightning fast, but then it came to me!" Pinkie jumped from Aka.

"What if we could ask for your help to delivery those sweets, use your demonic superspeed to get around to those places!" Pinkie said while staying in the air for a moment defying gravity.

"Oh, so that's why you came here screaming as you prey for hope that Aka would be able help you with the delivery?" Sandar guessed.

"That's right!" Pinkie nodded.

"Aka, my demonic knight! Please help me with this simple request to bring happiness with sweets, do so and I shall give you a reward in return once it's done!" Pinkie requested.

"Come on, you know I'd always look out for my best girl. There's no way I would say no to you." Aka shrugged with a grin.

"Great! Then we should get going right now!" Pinkie grabbed Aka by the jacket and suddenly vanished from the scene, leaving the students alone in the classroom.

"So, does that mean class is dismiss?" Smolder asked.

(Ponyville Train Station)

"Okay, so the first place we should go to is Chaosville. That's where Discord lives but getting there is the tricky part." Pinkie said while looking at the map.

"Actually, I may have something that can solve that problem." Aka called out a little red box with a blue button on it.

"What's that?" Pinkie asked curiously.

"A Chaos portal opener, it's something Discord gave me in case I should ever come to decide on visiting him for a chat or whatever. I held onto this just in case I'm in the mood for a little chaotic visit." Aka answered.

"And best of all, this little baby will take us right to his house." Aka smirked.

"Really? That will save us plenty of time!" Pinkie smiled.

Aka pressed the button which causes a chaotic-looking portal to open up right in front of them, they both look at each other and then jump right in.

"Whoa! This is EXACTLY how I expect Discord's home to be like!" Pinkie was amazed by this chaotic realm.

"Yep, and his house is right over there." Aka pointed at the front, the house being just about thirty feet away and the path there is a floating rocky path.

The couple jumps on the floating rock path making their way over to Discord's house without any issue.

Pinkie rings the doorbell and the God of Chaos comes out.

"Pinkie Pie, how delightful to see you again, and you brought Aka. I was hoping that he would come to visit." Discord smiled at seeing his friends.

"I'm afraid this is going to be a short visit, we're here to delivery the sweets you ordered." Aka said as Pinkie handed him the sweets.

"Oh yes, I've been wanting some things from Ponyville. Of course, I could've just conjured them up with my power but then I thought it would taste better from Ponyville itself!" Discord bragged a little.

"And here are your bits." Discord handed the money to Pinkie.

"Is that an egg sitting on top of a chicken?" Aka asked, seeing a big egg on top of a chicken.

"Just a humor about the silly question of which came first, the chicken or the egg." Discord laughed.

"Right, we'll be going now." Aka nodded.

(Ponyville Train Station)

"Well, that's one delivery done. Now we just need to get to the other six locations in a snap!" Pinkie snapped her fingers.

"So, got anything that can make you superfast?" Pinkie asked.

Aka does a little thinking for a moment, trying to see if he can go fast to get him around to those other locations fast and that means going lightning fast.

Then it hits him, remembering that he does have something that could give him the lightning speed he needs, and it is just something that can help Pinkie with this crunch delivery.

"Oh yeah, now would be a good time to really test his baby out!" Aka pulled out the lightning military knife.

"Oh! Is that the knife you got from beating those Lightning-Sprite monsters?" Pinkie asked.

"That's right, this Lightning-Sprite Knife allows me to create more of this one into any numbers I want and unleashes some deadly lightning strikes, but I never got around to see if the lightning can also grant me superspeed." Aka explained.

"Well, now would be a really good time to see what you can do with that speed. And we better do it now or else our sweet reputation will crumble!" Pinkie jumped on his back.

"Not on my watch!" Aka said. He really hopes that this will work.

Aka concentrate his demonic energy into the demonic knife as he sparks with electricity then coating that lightning around himself and Pinkie, and the next thing anypony knew when they saw this the two of them suddenly vanished from the spot leaving only a burned spot wit tiny sparks of lightning for a second.

"WOOOOOOOOOOW!" Pinkie screamed in excitement of how fast Aka is going, and she is in the ride that is reserved only for her.

"Where to first?" Aka asked.

"To Our Town!" Pinkie answered.

"Quick question, why is it called Our Town?" Aka asked.

"It's where Starlight used to run, back when she was crazy mad believing that Cutie Marks were the cause of loneliness and taking away their Cutie Marks with a magic stick." Pinkie answered.

"Wow, that sounds mess up." Aka commented.

The two arrive at Our Town dropping off the sweets right at a stallion who has been looking forward to trying them out.

"Man, that was fast! Lightning strike fast. No, a Return Stroke lightning fast!" Aka was amazed with how fast they were going.

"That's great, and now we can be the crunch!" Pinkie smiled excitedly.

"Well then, let's get to it. Where to next?" Aka asked as he stretches his legs.

"Somnambula!" Pinkie answered.

(Somnambula)

Aka and Pinkie arrived at the desert town where they delivered the sweets to a pony family with a few snake people, they cheer together for getting their sweets.

(Dimondia)

Pinkie handed a big basket of cookies and cupcakes that are shaped like bones to the Diamond Dogs who are barking happily, she and Aka shared a howling moment with them.

(Griffonstone)

The griffons were happy to get their treats today as they were offered by their new pony friends while Aka is being extra careful with how greedy and sneaky these birds can be, like one trying to take his wallet only to get knocked down by a backhand strike.

(Yakyakistan)

Once the yak family who made the order got their sweets, they celebrated by dancing and blowing on their bagpipe, Pinkie joins in on the musical action with her bagpipe.

"Now I know why dad said bagpipes are the number one most annoying music in the world." Aka recalled what his dad told him about bagpipes.

(The Changeling Kingdom)

The Changelings were pleased to have the sweets they requested with few of them even changing into Aka, he chuckles at this as he had bad experiences with one or two shapeshifting demons, but these ones are okay.

(Ponyville, Aka's Room)

Now Aka is carrying Pinkie in his arms bridely style as they approach the large king-size bed.

"Thank you for the help with the deliveries, Aka. You really saved me and Mrs. Cake." Pinkie thanked.

"No problem, it was a good run to try out my weapon with the special feature." Aka smiled.

"I do hope you're not tried from all that running because I want to give you the reward!" Pinkie smiled lustfully.

"Tired, me? I'm more shockingly energize than ever!" Aka smirked back at her with one hand on her breast.

Author's Note

KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!

Wow, that was one fast delivery for even Pinkie to deliver all of those sweets in two days as a crunch, but thankfully Aka was able to help her using the lightning speed ability of this demonic knife to literally get all over Equestria and beyond for everyone to enjoy some sweets.

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