"No, He's My Son!"

by Iorii

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Luna, Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Princess Cadance, Comedy, Sex, Profanity, Princess Celestia, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 1229

Cadance and Celestia fight over Anon. Luna and Anon watch.

Candace and Celestia fight over who gets to mother Anon. Luna and Anon watch.

RGRE I guess.

Published 2017-12-22 04:50:07 UTC
Last updated 2017-12-22 04:50:07 UTC

The Mothering

“You’ve already GOT an immortal baby! This one should be mine!”

“He was made an alicorn in the Crystal Empire, Celestia, leaving him under my jurisdiction! Meaning I get the final say-so!”

You puff your cushion and refill your tea cup. You motion it towards Anon, but he shakes his head. “No thanks, Luna, I’m not a fan of ginger. Burns my tongue.”

You shrug, “Suit yourself.” You gulp down the tea and turn your attention towards your sister and niece.

Celestia makes a dramatic movement of some sort with her legs. “That would be true, IF the Empire hadn’t merged with Equestria. But it did, meaning you are under me!”

You pop another piece of popcorn into your mouth, Anon sitting besides you with a large bowl of popcorn. You currently had the pleasure of watching Celestia and Cadance argue over Anon. Apparently some rogue magic in the Crystal Empire caused Anon’s magic-empty body to react in an unusual way, and it managed to transform him into an alicorn colt. It was also apparent that your sister and niece both desired children, to an almost unhealthy degree.

You expected Celestia to be uptight about this, but Cadance should “chill”, as Anon says. She manages to get a good dicking in her monogamous relationship.

Cadance audibly grit her teeth and stomped her hooves. “I saw him as an alicorn first!”

“Really? I remember I saw you first after you became an alicorn!”

The pink alicorn’s eye widen and her eyes begin to moisten. “B-but mooooooom-”

“You’re twenty-four, you can miss me with that dyke shit. The colt is mine.” Your sister crosses her forelegs and her gaze bores into Cadance.

And in an instant Cadance is back to glaring at the other alicorn. “Tartarus no, he’s mine, bitch!”

Celestia sneers at the insult. “Do you WANT to be sent to the moon?”

“Not before I knock you six hooves under!” Cadance charges at Celestia, and they begin to scuffle.

You reach for the popcorn bowl to find it empty. You frown and look towards your future nephew. “Anon, it would appear that we have run out of popcorn.”

He looks down at the bowl, and quickly flashes you a smile. “Don’t worry, I got it.” His horn lights up, and with a soft POOF the bowl is full with popcorn. You smile and clap your hooves before flinging a hooffull of popcorn into your mouth.

The two of you sit in silence, watching the two mares duke it out, before Anon speaks up.

“So,” he finishes chewing his popcorn and swallows it, “after we finish this bowl, you want to go and fuck?”

You frown and look away from him, a mild blush forming on your face. “I’m not into little colts.”

He deadpans. “First off, legally I’m still twenty-six. Second, when are you ever going to get the chance to legally fuck a colt again? Third, literally every stallion is a colt in comparison to you. Lastly it’s-”

“Are you calling me old?”

“-still not bad because I’m twenty-six.”

The two of you stare at each other while you consider his words. You shrug.

“Sure, why not? After the fight, of course.”

You turn back to the fight to see your sister nearly jab your niece with her horn, only to miss drastically and receive a wing slap to the face. Cadance uses this opening to shove Celestia down and prepares to EWE dropkick her through the floor.

“This is getting pretty good.”

The two of you continue to munch on the popcorn. Seems like Anon added a bit of butter on.

✪

Cadance groans as she sees the room return to her vision. She attempts to push herself up, only to stumble over and crash muzzle-first back into the ground. She lets out a groan and spends the next minute attempting to reorient herself. After she manages to stay up on all fours, she glaces around Celestia’s bedroom. The windows were shattered, all of Celestia’s bedsheets were torn, her favorite coffee table was broken, and an empty bowl lied in the midst of the chaos. She turns and sees that Celestia is unconscious, only her rear sticking out of her closet. The pink alicorn stumbles over to her fellow princess, and shakes her a little. “Tia, are you alright? Tiaaaaaaaaaa.”

Celestia groans and mumbles something unintelligible under her breath, before righting herself up and glancing around her room. “Oh dear, what happened in here? Looks almost as bad as when Twilight was trying to find a book I was hiding from her.” She looks up at Cadance, and after a few moments of silence, he eyes light up with realization. “...Did we fight that violently? Oh, I do hope we didn’t accidently hurt Anon, I couldn’t bear letting him getting injured…”

Cadance shook her head and helped Celestia up. “No, it seems that he left the room. We must’ve scared him with our fighting…” She sighs. “I’m sorry, Celestia, I don’t know what came over me. Just being able to mother a colt like him, I guess my instincts took over.”

The princess of the sun shook her head. “No, I’m sorry, I should’ve acted more mature. But I let my desire take over. The fact that I can finally have a son just ignited a fire I haven’t felt for many millennia.”

They both glanced around the room, and the younger alicorn tilted her head. “Where did Anon go, anyways? He’s not the type to just up and run from something as tame as a fight.”

Celestia started walking towards her bedroom doors. “Let’s go look for him, I don’t imagine there are many places he’d be.” She weakly pushed open the doors, and stepped into the hallway. She called over a passing servant. “Excuse me, could you call some of the other staff to help clean my bedroom? I’m afraid I accidently caused a mess.” The mare simply nodded and ran off to collect help. The white alicorn looked back at Cadance. “Alright, let’s begin our search.”

✪

knock knock knock

“Luna, have you seen Anon anywhere? We’ve searched the entire castle, and we can’t seem to find him.”

You raise your head and turn your head towards the door. “No, dear sister, I haven’t seen him. Maybe he left the castle?”

“Oh no, I told him not to leave the castle yet!”

You hear her hoofsteps quickly fade as she sprints off to wherever. You turn back towards Anon and nuzzle against his cock. “Anon, it’s pleasant that your legendary heoo-mun endurance had managed to come to your new body. 1000 years on the moon leaves a mare quite pent up, don’t you agree?”

He nods, lying down on your bed, still recovering from his last orgasm. “...Just...just give me a minute...it’s...been hours already...how much...how much fucking lubrication can you keep producing?!”

You only giggle and prepare to feast on his penis again.

You hear your bedchamber doors burst open. “Sister, I think you should come and help our search, we-”

You turn your head sharply, and see your sister giving you a glare that could cause the sun to go out.

“LUNA, YOU BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!”

Author's Note

Listened to these while making this creation:

https://chadlawson.bandcamp.com/album/dark-conclusions-the-lore-variations

Don't ask me why I write so much rough-horsing. I don't know either.