That moment you realize you're awake.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" I groaned as I woke up later that night.

"Good evening." Celestia greeted me. Keeping her eyes in a book.

I sat up and let my brain process the darkness outside. "What time is it?" I asked.

"About 9 PM" She said calmly.

I tried to remember what had happened today. When it came back to me, I decided to answer a question that had me on edge up until I started drinking.

"So....How did it go at the doctor?" I asked sluggishly.

"Your mother was going to explode from happiness. The doctor had me take a simple test. It came up positive, so then she did a magical test and apparently there's about a 75% chance of twins, a 20% chance of just one, and a 5% chance of triplets." Celestia explained, she set down the book and rubbed her own belly.

"So, twins........I suppose my mom would be happy."  I said.

"Another thing the doctor told me for each one there is about 85%  of either one being an alicorn." Celestia said.

"Hmm....is it too early to tell gender?" I asked.

"It's a colt and a mare." She said stil gently rubbing her stomach. "Or at least thats the highest chance for their genders."

"Nice. Twin brother and sister." I commented with a smile.

Celestia came over an snuggled up against me. I let out a deep breath. Celestia had begun to speak, but a letter had popped up in front of her.

"Twilight?" I asked.

"Yes. She is wondering what quality of husband your making so far." Celestia said. She immediately levitated a pen and paper from her desk across the room. She began writing immediately.

"What are you going to tell her?" I asked.

"I'm going to tell her what I heard today, and...........that your best husband I could have asked for." She said leaning  and kissing my lips. Instinctively I parted my lips for her tongue. She kept writing with out looking.

We stopped kissing as she signed she letter. In an instant the letter was gone.

We went back to making out.

After a minute or two, a conundrum hit my thought line like a sack of rocks. No sex for NINE MONTHS?!

"Can uhhhh.....we.........fool around while you're.....ya know pregy?" I asked.

"I wish we could but: no." She said.

I groaned.

"We can't fool around, but we can still please each other if you like?" Celestia said in alluring whisper.

"Who'd be do'in the pleasin'?" I asked.

"Well since you really want to fool around, I guess I better relieve some of your stress...." She whispered, she had begun to go under the covers when a letter appeared in mid air.

Celestia let the covers fall back down. I pouted. Celestia began to read the letter.

"Please tell me that there is a massive disaster or something that threatens Equestria, because that letter is keeping me from you." I said pouting.

"It's Twilight again. She's ecstatic about the fact that I'm pregnant. Her friends apparently want first sitter rights, one of them would probably be a good sitter. She already cares for the Cakes babies." Celestia said.

"You sound like such a mother." I joked.

"You're the father! I'm amazed you're not preparing! I'm already reading books on pregnancies, and baby care, filly care, and so on. These books talk about babies who have wings or horns using them at a young age. Sometimes just a week or two after birth. We will most likely be dealing with Alicorns so we have double the trouble with just one, but if we get two......oh m-m-my." she said as I stopped her.

I had stopped her by sending my right fore hioof under the covers and into her.

"Don't worry. We've got nine months to prepare ourselves." I whispered as I leaned in and kissed Celestia's lips.

She stopped the kiss, but let my hoof keep going. "W-we should prepare........ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yesssssssssssssss." She moaned."Shut me up and keep going."

I laughed. "Alright, pretty plot."

9 and 1/2 months later.

Celestia had been alone when it happened. I had been performing in Canterlot. Celestia had been in our bedroom, when her water broke. She had quickly gotten out of the room and found somepony to help her to the hospital. After she had been fully checked in and brought to the proper hospital room, she told one of the guards that had helped her to go to the club I was at, and get me. I was a bit surprised when one guard came up on stage on whispered "Princess Celestia is in labor." into my ear. I didn't say a word, I just jumped off the stage and ran as fast as possible for the Canterlot hospital.

I burst in through the front door and went straight to the front desk.

"What room is Princes-"

"227" The front desk nurse said without looking.

I ran past the elevator and up the stairs. When I got to the second floor. I hopped off the stair case and ran past 27 rooms.

When I found room 227, I entered it and saw a waiting room. Princess Luna, Princess Cadence, Shining Armor, and my parents were already there.

My mother had a box of tissues.

Princess Luna sat on the edge of her seat.

I was panting as I walked. I found a door that led into the actual room with Celestia. As soon as I opened the door all I heard were ear piercing screams. I went into the room and closed the waiting room door behind me.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Celestia screamed.

"You gotta be kidding me!" I shouted to no one over the screams "Why'd I have to be the father!?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Celestia screamed.

"You're the father?" The doctor asked.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Celestia screamed.

"Yeah? Where do you need me?" I asked over the screaming.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Celestia still screamed.

"Try and calm the Princess down!" She said.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Celestia still screamed.

I looked over to Celestia. She was on her back and her rear legs were spread as far as possible revealing quite a bit to the nurses and doctor. I quickly went over by her side.

"Ummmmm.........deep breaths?" I said

"Y-you don't say?!" Celestia shouted in return.

She returned to screaming "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Celestia screamed.

I put my hooves in my ears.

Celestia stopped screaming and took several deep breaths  "Get out of me,you two!"

She resumed screaming "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Okay, Princess, the first one is coming." The doctor said calmly.

"Get out! Get out! Get out!" She screamed.

"Push Celestia! Push!" The doctor said.

She did. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed as the first baby came.

I walked around behind the doctor and nurses and watched. I saw the head of baby come first. It had a horn, and as the rest of the body came, I saw it also had wings. An Alicorn. And apparently my new daughter.

"It's a mare!" The doctor declared.

"Ohhhhhh Seethe......looks like we've got a daughter." Celestia said as she caught her breath.....................then she resumed screaming at the top of her lungs "AND THE OTHER ONE IS COMING TOO!"

The doctor quickly gave the first baby off to the nurse and went back to Celestia.

Suddenly, Celestia's screams were almost so high pitched it was HARD to hear. That or I was going deaf.

"Good, Princess!" One nurse cheered.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Keep going Princess!" Another said.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"I see the horn and head!" The doctor stated.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......" Celestia's screaming ceased as the second and of course final baby was gently taken out.

"It's a colt!" The doctor declared "And they're both Alicorns!"

"W-w-w-woopie!" Celestia cheered through a raspy, weak, throaty voice.