2- That moment you realize a princess is trying to flirt with you.

"Your question?" I asked.

"Are you willing to be in a relationship with somepony more famous than you?" she joked.

I chuckled. "Trust me, my fans are a goofy bunch. After my shows, it's almost standard now for me wake up after the parties next to one of my fan mares. I always wish to sleep next to somepony who wants to date me for me, not my career."

Celestia kissed my cheek. "Wish....granted." she whispered tenderly.

I smiled. "How many of my acts have you seen?"

"I tried to catch as many as I could. I found out about you about...6 months ago. The first performance I saw was the one where you started off the show by launching fireworks in the theater." Celestia said.

"You were in Manehatten?! That was my first big job! First time I got paid one thousand bits!" I exclaimed.

"Yes, I was the white mare with the pink mane and tail. " Celestia said "I even got your autograph afterwards."

I thought and thought and I remember one mare, she seemed, more pleasant than even then the early version of my fan club was quite goofy.  I rememeber her, she had a sweet voice and smile to match.  She waited in line for an autograph after my show. Then once it was finally her turn.  She simply stepped up to the table almost shyly, she didn't seem to want to make eye contact with me. I greeted her with a friendly:

"Hello. Enjoy the show?"

She responded "Yes."

I levitated my pen and a photo of my face onto the table. "Who should I make this out to, darling?"

"Um....make it out.....Spring Sprinkles"

I quickly wrote "Spring Sprinkles" in my neatest cursive.

I dropped out of my memories.

"So..." I began "You were Spring Sprinkles?"

Celestia smiled and kissed me. "You are correct."

I smiled.

Later that day.

We finally got out that bedroom. As soon as we left, I was confronted by one of the many guards. He whispered something about Celestia needing a good relationship. I felt a bit uncomfortable being in a relationship with somepony who was very important and powerful. I don't know what it was. Maybe it was just my nerves. Celestia lead me through the castle, guards and basic castle staff kept whispering as we walked back I only heard small bits as we walked by.

"....went to bed with him?!"

"I wonder if they......"

"Do you think Celestia and he were....."

Celestia didn't seem to hear any of it. We finally reached where ever we were going. Celestia politely knocked on the door "Sister? There is somepony. I would like you to meet.".

"Coming, Celestia!" Princess Luna called through the door.

My heart skipped a beat. I was going to meet Princess Luna and Celestia in the same day. The door opened and Princess Luna smiled me.

"Sister, I would like you to meet Seethe Master. He's a professional comedian."

"Um...Princess Luna there's something in your mane?"  I said.

"What?" She put a hoof in her mane and pulled a small letter from it. "What the?" she unfolded the letter quickly and read it  "Hello Princess Luna. Sincerely Seethe Master" She made a confused face "How did you do that?"

"I took a paper from your desk and borrowed your pen. Then quickly wrote and moved it while Celestia was introducing me."

Celestia gave a giggle.  "Don't worry he got me to get on the stage last night and managed to sneak my drink onto my head."

I chuckled remembering it. It was actually a glass of wine I was going to drink before the show and then forgot about that just happened to be on the side of the stage that was behind Celestia.

Luna smiled "Aren't you famous?"

"Eh......a bit." I said modestly.

"Are you two......uhhhh........." Luna pointed at me and then Celestia and then back to me and then back to Celestia. Repeating the pointing a few times before Celestia spoke to me.

"Are we?" She asked me.

I drew a blank. A very big blank. "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" I said.

"Seethe? Are we in a relationship?" Celestia asked.

"Yes.....yes we are." I eventually said with a forced smile. Unsure if this is what I want or could handle. It would probably have a good effect on my career. If it reached the news. I thought I could see the headline.

COMEDIAN AND PRINCESS OF THE SUN IN RELATIONSHIP.

Not bad. I hoped it would impact my career.

Celestia smiled and leaned in and kissed my cheek.

"Sister, congratulations! This is wonderful!" Luna said with a big smile. "I can't even think of time when you were interested in anypony on any level but professionally."

I gave a chuckle "I just realized something: your the first female I've been in bed with that is technically older than me."

Celestia giggled "I suppose I am far older than you."

"Alright, enjoy your day you two. I am going to take a nap until dinner." Luna said closing the door.

I looked at Celestia for what we should do now. She gave me a seductive smile, and then leaned in and whispered into my ear. "Luna's going to sleep, maybe we should return to my room....and explore each other...."

I gulped and once again drew a blank. " Uhhhhhhh"

The moment I realized I was being flirted with by the Princess, my brain basically went into lock down.

"Come on. Your clearly still deciding if you want this relationship. Maybe some bed time would help you decide."  She whispered.

I could feel my heart stop and start again. Just the thought of the two of us committing any act of love like that, caused my heart to stop, my lungs to become breathless, and every pore on my body to generate sweat.

"What do you say?" Celestia still whispered.

I spurted out the first of two words I could have said "Yes?".

The Princess seemed to smile from ear to ear while I basically had a heart attack as she lead me back to her room.