That moment you realize you're awake.

"Luna." I said tapping her face with my hoof. "Luna....wakey wakey, eggs and bacey?"

Celestia stared down at her sister holding in her laughter and embarrassment. She also poked the Princess of the Moon, and tried to wake her with verbal cues.

"Sister, are you dead? Are you hungry? Wanna.......bake a cake?" Celestia asked the unconscious Princess, hoping to flood up some old childhood memories where she had Luna had played bakers.

I leaned  my head right next to her ear and thought what voice could wake her up. "Celestia?" I asked looking up the Goddess of the Sun.

"Yes? What is it?" She responded locking eyes with me.

"Can you do an impression of your mother?" I asked, I immediately saw Celestia's puzzled face.

"Yeaaaahh.." She said unsure of why I'm  asking. "Ahem.........Hello my dear,how are you?" She said in a slightly  deeper, fancier than normal, female voice.

I used a simple sort of burn-it-into-your-brain kind of memory spell to remember that for future use. I put my head in close to  Luna's ear again and applied to voice Celestia had just demonstrated, to  the next few sentences.

"Luna! GET UP THIS INSANT! If you don't wake up I am taking away all your toys and you are grounded young mare!"" I  scolded in their mother's voice.

Luna's eyes shot open and sprung up to  her feet. "I'm up mother! I'm up!" She screeched in a immediate panic.

I made a smug face at Celestia. Who gave a giggle then spoke to Luna.

"It's okay Luna, that was Seethe. You fainted in our room." Celestia explained softly as her sister sat up on the floor.

"Oh yeah........." Luna thought a minute. ".........why'd I faint? hmmmmmmmm.......Oh yeah! I saw you two have seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx......" she said as her eyes widened and then rolled into the back of her skull and fainted...........again.

Celestia faced hoofed. I just laughed. "Maybe we should put  a sign on the door saying 'Knock or you'll end up like Luna!" I said howling with laughter.

"Oh hush. I'll have one of the guards take her to her own room."

20 minutes in the future.

"I"m on cloud 9.5." I said through a large toothed grin.

Celestia took her mouth off the object she had been slurping on. "9.5?"

"Yeah. It's like better than cloud 9 by one half!" I said the taking a lick of the object within his tongue rang.

"Oooh. You love licking that don't you?" Celestia cooed him.

"Aw yeah. It's so tasty! It tastes kinda like cherry..." Seethe said licking it again and again. Celestia squealed in laughter.

...........Seethe continued to lick his ice cream cone. Celestia continued to slurp on her milkshake.

Celestia rose a curious eyebrow at him "It's a cherry ice cream cone...."

"No." Seethe said quickly.

"Yes it is." Celestia stated a tad confused on why he was rejecting the fact. When it was he, who chose it and actually said "Cherry ice cream cone".

"Nope. It's not." I said, now trying to see how long I could Celestia on with this brain-dead example of an argument.

"Yes it is!" She near shouted beginning to seem a tad angry due to my forced stupidity and straight face.

"EHHH! You wrong! It's grape." I said feeling a laugh coming. I tried my hardest to propel the laugh back down into my stomach where I could digest it and fart a funny fart. If that make's sense.

"Have your brain finally imploded?! It's cherry!" Celestia just about near screamed.

I finally broke out in laughter. "Chill out! I'm just yanking your chain!" I said through a howl of laughter.

Celestia lightly hit me with the bottom of her ice cream cone. "You're a child!"

She proceeded to suck on the straw of her milkshake. She made a big point of it to show it me.  I felt the slight  urge to ask for sex.

"So uh.....Wanna make a nasty?" I asked as if it were nothing more than asking if she wanted lemonade.

"Excuse me?" Celestia said coming out a minor daze she was in.

"Do you want to have intercourse? S-E-X?" I said trying to make it clearer.

"No thank you." Celestia said sipping her milkshake.

"Okay lets do-.......wait did you just say no?" I asked honestly confused because....for the first time; Celestia said "no". I mean seriously ever since we first started she never stopped! It wasn't until Spring Song and Lightning Flicker came around in her tummy, and she was FORCED to stop having intercourse for 9 months.

"Yes. I said no" Celestia said smugly smiling at me. I was in a state of disarray. I almost dropped my ice cream cone.

"Really? You don't want me do any eating? No humping? No hot steamy bath tub sex?" I asked in my disarray.

"Down boy."