That moment you realize you're awake.

by PrincessLunas Assistant

That moment you realize you're drunk.

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"I-I am Seethe Master. It's a pleasure to meet you hot mare from the sky." Seethe said greeting Petunia with a friendly smile. Then a pained glance as Celestia hit on the back of his head with her fore hoof.

"Pleasure to meet your Petunia." Celestia greeted trying to be polite and calm even though she was still drenched in her own sweat and highly curious about this 'Petunia' and the Destiny. "I am Princess Celestia of Equestria. Seethe here is my fiance and-"

"Certified awesome pony" Seethe cut in coming out to Petunia with his hoof out and the same friendly smile.

Celestia's horn began to glow, as it did Seethe was surrounded by her golden aura and lifted off the ground. He panicked and swung his legs around. "Honey! Put me down! I'm just being friendly."

Celestia laughed "Stop trying to think with your crotch and maybe I will."

Seethe pouted and then looked down from about ten feet in the air to Petunia. "Dinner at a castle?" he asked.

Celestia brought Seethe down to her and hit him on the back of the head. "Let the mares talk, darling." Celestia said as she let him down her magical aura faded, except for around his mouth. He tried to talk but could only make a few barley audible hums.

"So. Petunia, was it? I have so many questions; I don't know where to begin. I guess my first question should be 'Why are you here?' " Celestia asked searching her mind for her next question as she waited for her first question's answer.

"Well hand on I'm going to phone in my tech guys and gals. They're going to want to examine one of you, just in case our current visual appearances are more than visual appearances and you all are more than Texans. They're going to want to run basic tests on one of you, organs, blood type, and x-ray." Petunia said.

"Texans?" Celestia asked "blood type, x-ray?"

"Umm....our species, what all of us are. Since we appear to be the same, I assumed we were kind of sorta the same species. What do you call yourselves? As a species?. And blood type is just a way of categorizing blood samples. Like I'm an O blood type. And x-rays are a way to examine bone structure and all of that." Petunia explained speaking somewhat fast, but at the same time understandable.

"We call ourselves Ponies. We split that down in Earth Ponies: ponies without wings or horns. Pegasi: winged flying ponies. Unicorns: horned magical ponies. And finally what the three larger of the five of us are: Alicorns. We're sort of a mix of all of them plus a minor size increase.

"Interesting, hold on." Petunia said. She put her right fore hoof up to her face and on the fore hoof there was a small orange glass template. She tapped it with her left fore hoof and a transparent hologram like the one from the communicator appeared. Just this hologram was blue instead of the orange one Luna had at the castle. She tapped a few buttons on the panel. A male voice began coming through.

"Yes, sweetums?"

"I told you if you called me that I was going to shoot you, remember? or should I say lol remember? lol remember, Travis? lol remember now?" Petunia said into the hologram.

"What do you want P?" Travis's voice came through.

"Get your geeks you may want to look at one of the locals." She began and the she looked up from her hologram. "Anyone want to volunteer to be tested?"

Seethe raised his hoof and hummed out. "You can test me!"

"You okay with this?" Petunia asked looking at Celestia.

"Sure. Seethe hop in the flying machine and be quiet." Celestia said releasing her magical aura around his mouth.

"Finally! Things don't smell and taste like silk."  Seethe said walking over to the flying machine. He called to Petunia "Can I fly?"

"Over my cold dead hooves!" Petunia called back over her shoulder. "Wait in the back, away from the controls!" She turned back to her hologram."I'm bringing a male volunteer for testing, and a few house guests."


Seethe looked away as the needle went into his right fore hoof. He shook with fear and turned back to see the syringe fill with close to a quarter of a pint of his blood. He looked quite shaken up, like someone who had seen a ghost or dead body walking at him. His face was pale and a noticeable amount of sweat had been building on his fore head over the now smelly, dried up and gone sweat from his physical exertion twenty minutes ago.

"Hey, it's okay big guy. I'm just drew one twentieth of your blood. By rough estimate of course, based on size, and blood density."  Travis,a large wingless, horned brown coated stallion in a lab coat, said. Patting Seethe's bandage as he attached it.

"W-what i-s that? T-tape?" Seethe asked.

"Sorta, it's a bandade. It's made to absorb blood on small pricks and cuts." Travis said bringing Seethe a sugar cookie and a glass of water.

"Here eat and drink these." Travis said as Seethe took them.

"Got anything 'stronger.'?" Seethe asked.

Travis smiled. "Oh yeah bro."

Ten minutes later.

"S-so you sayin' that like you come a from a planet? A few b-illion miles away? That's like- *hiccup* really far." Seethe said as he and Travis sat in the sterile one room laboratory.  Each of them drinking from a brown long necked, fat bottomed bottles.

"I know right, bro?" Travis said.

"Totally, bro." Seethe said

"Epic distance, bro" Travis said.

"Big time, bro." Seethe said

"Darn right, bro." Travis said.

The small laboratory metal door opened. Revealing Celestia and Petunia.

"Seethe....oh great.....you're both drunk." Celestia said face hoofing. "Well when you either pass out or come down from your typsyness. We need to help the repair crews with the ship. The landing did a bit of damage to the lower areas of the ship."

Seethe laughed. "Hey, I'm Celestia 'Sun Sun Sun, verk werk derk, Smex Smex Smex.' and that was your daily smeducle."

"Yeah, yeah. That's my exact 'smedule' and exactly how I say it too. Find me when you wake up from passing out or begin to sober up." Celestia said leaving with Petunia.

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