That moment you realize you're awake.

"You can do think we can do this?"

"We have to. For Celestia, for Equestria, and for the good of it all."

"She's stronger than both of us."

"What do you mean?"

"We're weak right now.  She'll be stronger than both of us."

"Yeah, yeah. You let me handle, Celestia."

...

Wedding day.

Hearths Warming Eve.

The wedding bells in the church sounded loudly to announce the beginning of the wedding.  Every who would be attending quickly made their way inside. Fancy ponies from Canterlot, country ponies from Equestria dressed up in clothes that rivaled the fancy locals. Twilight Sparkled donned a small crown one of Celestia's servants gave her. She had said it was "To declare you of royal importance, dear."

As she made her way through the crowds of citizens, she the casually dressed alien ponies from the Destiny. They all wore black or white with the exception of a few stallions who actually wore colorful bow ties. One of the stallions was eying her. Twilight was smart enough to recognize the body language and face of a stallion who was undressing her with his eyes. He smiled at her, she smiled back and winked, playfully.

The bells that had sounded ceased, but their report echoed throughout the lands. As the final guests and well dressed Royal guards attending the wedding entered. Everypony was quick in finding a seat. Twilight took a seat next to Stallion she had winked at. There were probably a hundred rows of elegant wooden pews total. Each designed to hold a hundred or so. There was silence as groom, Seethe, took his place at the altar. He was wearing an extravagant tux with a black bow tie his mane had been styled by the best in the world. It was cut short and combed over to look smooth and silky. Princess Luna would be doing the actual wedding of the bride and groom. She were a crown and elegant but simple white dress. Finally it was time, the organ player began, backed up by an orchestra. Celestia was at the end of a long red laid out, silky, carpet. Her dress was as elegant and delicate as they come. It was composed of fabrics that cost more rare than an asteroid hitting the world. Her usual crown replaced by one that while it was a little shorter, it was composed of platinum, radium, and gemstones. It had a awe inspiring silvery  reflective appearance. As she walked down the isle, hundreds, possibly thousands of cameras sounded off with an ocean of audible clicks and snaps.

As the Princess of the sun took her place at the altar with Seethe, the clicks ceased but many still sounded every couple of seconds. Luna smiled as her eyes shifted between Celestia, Seethe, and crowd. A small book levitated before her, smooth black leather composed it's front and back cover, along with it's spine. After many minutes of heart warming speech of true love, destiny, and how lucky it is for a Princess to find her true love and the vice versa for any normal stallion to fall head over hooves for a Princess.  Finally it was time.

"Do you, my lovely sister, Princess Celestia take this young stallion, Seethe Master of Ponyvile, to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do."

"Do you Seethe-"

With out warning there was a distant whine. Like a whistle, just this one closed in on the church. It was soon followed by many, possibly thousands of others.

"What is that pestering noi-" Seethe never did finish that sentence. At the moment of "noi" a thousand little rockets shatter the windows of the church and fell into the crowd exploding on impact sending smoke and dust every where. They didn't exploded with much more than a loud bang, smoke, and send up little fiery letters with hundreds of bits from each fire work rocket.  As the crowds tipped over pews and screamed.

They spelled out:

IMPOSTER. in the air over the pews. Just to be viewed by the altar. Another thousand whines sounded, closer than the first barrage. These ones came through the remaining glass from each window, they all they instead of falling immediately to the crowd, they all trained on Seethe. He tried to the run but they just sped up and exploded. Seethe, Celestia, and Luna were thrown off and away from each other and the altar.

The vast wooden doors of the church burst open and two ponies could be seen through the smoke and dust.

Seethe and Luna. The new Seethe walked to the one, who was still on his stomach in front of the altar.

"I expect you've read the fiery and quite smokey present I gave you." The new Seethe said.

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Merry Christmas!

Happy Hearths Warming day

Happy Holidays!

Happy no-end-of-the-world guys! Climb out of your bunker and celebrate!

-Nate